Lore / Empire of Hips and Thighs - Coat of Arms

The central element is a purple triangular shield, also known as the Trigon of Hips and Thighs. Depending on the perspective of various tribes and provinces in which they reside, it can represents many concepts. It may symbolize the three key cities of the Empire, situated in an almost perfectly equilateral triangle: Azzyeder – the former capital, but a major cultural and economic center; the Golden City – the Faith Capital; and Bedroya metropolis – the home of the Hornytology Academy. It may embody the three virtues of a true believer: Honesty, for the Hips never lie, Diligence, for the glutes never tire, and Devotions, for the Thighs are the True Faith. It also serves as a simplified depiction of the Rune of Love. To some, it resembles the crown of the Aspect of Love, or the Mask of the Aspect of Grace. Others see a beet, the national vegetable of the eastern Thighlands; this similarity becomes even more apparent when combined with the floral ornamentation surrounding the Trigon. For the Thigh Clergy, it symbolizes the unification of the three core denominations under one Empire: Gluteusians, Lappian and Interioris, whose emblems are depicted in each of the corners of the shield.

The Trigon is surmounted by the Crown of Spears, symbolizing the Leggios who valiantly defend the gorgeousness of Her Hips and Thighs against the Infinite Ingester and Its dark spawn. A reminder that to Love also means to protection from those who hate.

The key heraldic element on the Trigon shield, besides, of course, Her Holy Symbol, is the magnetic field diagram. A relatively recent addition to the Coat of Arms, introduced just a couple centuries ago with the dawn of the Electrification Era. It illustrates an undeniable argument proving that the Meora’s Bottom is the most perfect creation in the entire universe – the physical embodiment of the fundamental gravitational and electromagnetic forces that dictates the rules of material existence within every atom of every galaxy.

When the Thighlandian scientists completed the construction of the diagram designed to illustrate the magnetic field, they all fell to their knees, weeping with joy at the sight of the perfection within their accidental discovery, for it revealed the righteousness of their faith. The resulting image, beyond any shadow of a doubt, bore a striking resemblance to the Holy Buttocks, surrounded by the infinite voluptuousness of thick Hips and Thighs. This served as irrefutable proof of the veracity and purity of the Thighological faith, as well as an explanation of why virtuous people are attracted to the Bottom just as magnets are attracted to one other – because it is natural, because it is a magnetic faith… the True Faith.

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Dark Purple is the color of absolute devotion. Even when your can neither see, nor hear, nor feel the material world, even when you are surrounded by utter darkness and nothingness, every devotee remembers that faith in Meora, Her Light, and Her Bottom, comes not from what exists around us, but from the depth of our own Souls. And you love the Bottom not because it exist, but because you were born with a love for it. And even if the Thighs had never materially existed in the boundless darkness of the universe, you would still eternally yearn for the Thighs – for this is what the Devotion is.

Other national colors of the Empire include Indigo, Violet and Rose. Indigo embodies the Thighlanders – all the People of the Thigh Region, their faithfulness and labor, including those who serve in the Leggios. Violet is dedicated to the earth and the fertile Hips and Thighs of our Allmother. Rose, Pinks and Magenta are the colors Love, Passion, Fertility, and carnal fulfillment; these very shades are frequently employed by the... by the… everything that contributes to the personal elevation! From bakeries where you thighs will plump up, to gyms where your glutes will get pumped up… and the Libidant Guild where people can publicly share their Bottoms with each other.