TheMaestroNoob

Well, I should have posted this a week ago, but I kept putting it off every day for many reasons. First, Art Updates: In May I updated the Interchapter 1.3. Already I don't remember what exactly I did there. I think the biggest change was adding more shadows to the Pecking Order lewd artwork. But la

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I have finished all the artworks, and the only that's left is the animation, which I will start working on right now. I decided it would be better to charge those who are billed at the end of the month now, so they only have to wait a week for me to finish the animation and the Cataphractuhr Chapter

The most precious treasure of the Mother-Church of all Thighs and the final destination for many pilgrims, the Pelvis of Khazula-Zashat. *** Lore / Notable Leggios; part 2 Praethighrian Guard The center of the Empire of Hips and Thighs represents the unification of all the Thighological denomination

Lore / Notable Leggios; part 1 1st Beetroot Leggio. Literally the First Leggio of the Empire of Hips and Thighs, formed by the first First Empress of Meat, Bootillia Slapis as an elite Imperial army to combat the last remaining forces of the Hegemony. Centuries later, it still serves the province of

Showing off the most powerful weapon in her arsenal. *** Lore / Cataphractuhr Onores Unlike many other nations, the Imperial Knights of Creation do not have the freedom to choose their Doctrines. They are all part of a machine that must run flawlessly, and deviations are unacceptable. Instead, every

Cataphractuhr Panoply: The most noticeable design feature of this magnificent armature is the absence of pelvic protection, which is explained by the fact that no armour-plating can withstand the might of a running Cataphractuhr. Most materials just shatter into pieces within first seconds, and any

If you haven't read my previous "Important" post from a month ago, please do it now. If you have, then here is a short list of the emotions I experienced while working on this new thing over the past two weeks, so you can better understand what I will be talking about: *ahem* a... aaaaaaaaa... AAAAA

During my rest I had a lot of time to think. About all that anti-NSFW stuff and other related things happening in general. Social platforms hiding adult posts from even the oldest grandmas, to id verifications that disincentivize people from using said platforms to view their favorite lewds, to stup

I won't be able to finish Chapter 20 this month... nor the next month, or the month after that. Which also includes the yet-finished "Notable Leggios" Lore. Nor I will be able to do the regular updates for older Artworks or the Lore for some time. At least I will be able to repost my old fanarts on

“Our Conviction is impervious to weakness. Our Thighs radiate voltaic confidence. Our Hips exude galvanic truth. Our motions call down the thunder. We have weeded out sinful sprouts from our thoughts; The blooms of the True Faith have blossomed in their stead. We are the Gardeners of Death, And Her

"Pray! Pray! It's time to pray! Pray with devotion! Pray on this altar! Fervid prayer!"

I probably shouldn't have shown the references so soon, but I wanted to demonstrate how much can change after just a few months. As I was saying, it is hard to see what is happening on Meorenell from Earth, but after a couple of month of thorough observation I noticed more details on the holy armor

Well, not a lot to say this time. I revisited what I completed in December, but there were no Artworks in December, only the Lore for the Fleet of Feet, which I updated with usual stuff: fixed some errors, moved sentences around, improved some wording. I don't really remember if there were any signi

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When the Scribe and Narrator told me that the First Leggio have the best Dino Cavalry, I didn't think that by "Riding Reptiles" they meant... this...

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“I live by faith and I will die by faith: ... I was brought into this world from the Thighs, On the day of my death I will hear them clap, And my body will once again become one with Her Bottom.” There was a time when the Empire sat on the blade of a sword that dug deeper into its flesh with each pa

"Johnny! They are in the mushrooms!"

"Pray! Pray! It's time to pray! Pray with diligence! Pray on this altar! Industrious prayer!"

Leggionehr Stealth Suits: The name reflects their primary purpose – you needn't fear an enemy who doesn’t know about you. While not as durable and protective as many non-Imperial armors, their lightweight designs provide other type of functional benefits, which is why the Empire was the first to pro

First of all, I re-wrote the Thighology Lore a little. It is difficult to translate from the Meorenell language into Earth's English, as you know... and English has a lot of unique phrases and words for religious ritual which I do not always know, but I want to make Lore as authentic as possible. An

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“Let our sweat and moans become one.” These places are known by many other names which are alone enough to describe what happens behind their doors: the Pink-light Chapel, the Temple of Pleasures, the Carnal House. Such gatherings have existed since ancient times, but today in the Empire they are se

"You know the ritual: say a sincere prayer, and then heartily kiss the altar."

During a sermon, the best seats are always in the back rows of the hall.

The best cakes in the area.

“The warmth of blessed Thighs will protect your soul from cold-blooded sin.” Although it is entirely normal, and even endorsed by many Herquisitors, to praise and worship our Joyful Allmother and Her Gorgeous Body, it is the Thighlanders who are Her most devoted children, the builders of the righteo

"Come. Lay down your head, and take a good nap. You’ve had a hard day, you deserve some rest. Just close your eyes and forget about everything. Nothing can hurt you here... not even taxes."

The sermon begins, and your face is ready for the sacred hours-long ritual of sitting.

The central element is a purple triangular shield, also known as the Trigon of Hips and Thighs. Depending on the perspective of various tribes and provinces in which they reside, it can represents many concepts. It may symbolize the three key cities of the Empire, situated in an almost perfectly equ

Traditional vestures of the three main denominations of the Church of Thighs: the Gluteus nun's cassock, the Interioris monk's garb, and Lappian votary's gown.

There is a 5th Artworks, but I can't figure out the composition yet...

First, about the already mentioned: the Dova Lore received a proper grammar update, and with that, all Eight Sacred Tribes have been updated. No changes to Dova (chapter 8) Artworks. Now about the big thing: ALL Hussahr artworks have been updated. One primary feature improved across all the pieces i

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