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The most precious treasure of the Mother-Church of all Thighs and the final destination for many pilgrims, the Pelvis of Khazula-Zashat. *** Lore / Notable Leggios; part 2 Praethighrian Guard The center of the Empire of Hips and Thighs represents the unification of all the Thighological denomination

Lore / Notable Leggios; part 1 1st Beetroot Leggio. Literally the First Leggio of the Empire of Hips and Thighs, formed by the first First Empress of Meat, Bootillia Slapis as an elite Imperial army to combat the last remaining forces of the Hegemony. Centuries later, it still serves the province of

Showing off the most powerful weapon in her arsenal. *** Lore / Cataphractuhr Onores Unlike many other nations, the Imperial Knights of Creation do not have the freedom to choose their Doctrines. They are all part of a machine that must run flawlessly, and deviations are unacceptable. Instead, every

Cataphractuhr Panoply: The most noticeable design feature of this magnificent armature is the absence of pelvic protection, which is explained by the fact that no armour-plating can withstand the might of a running Cataphractuhr. Most materials just shatter into pieces within first seconds, and any

“Our Conviction is impervious to weakness. Our Thighs radiate voltaic confidence. Our Hips exude galvanic truth. Our motions call down the thunder. We have weeded out sinful sprouts from our thoughts; The blooms of the True Faith have blossomed in their stead. We are the Gardeners of Death, And Her

"Pray! Pray! It's time to pray! Pray with devotion! Pray on this altar! Fervid prayer!"

When the Scribe and Narrator told me that the First Leggio have the best Dino Cavalry, I didn't think that by "Riding Reptiles" they meant... this...

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“I live by faith and I will die by faith: ... I was brought into this world from the Thighs, On the day of my death I will hear them clap, And my body will once again become one with Her Bottom.” There was a time when the Empire sat on the blade of a sword that dug deeper into its flesh with each pa

"Johnny! They are in the mushrooms!"

"Pray! Pray! It's time to pray! Pray with diligence! Pray on this altar! Industrious prayer!"

Leggionehr Stealth Suits: The name reflects their primary purpose – you needn't fear an enemy who doesn’t know about you. While not as durable and protective as many non-Imperial armors, their lightweight designs provide other type of functional benefits, which is why the Empire was the first to pro

“Let our sweat and moans become one.” These places are known by many other names which are alone enough to describe what happens behind their doors: the Pink-light Chapel, the Temple of Pleasures, the Carnal House. Such gatherings have existed since ancient times, but today in the Empire they are se

"You know the ritual: say a sincere prayer, and then heartily kiss the altar."

During a sermon, the best seats are always in the back rows of the hall.

The best cakes in the area.

“The warmth of blessed Thighs will protect your soul from cold-blooded sin.” Although it is entirely normal, and even endorsed by many Herquisitors, to praise and worship our Joyful Allmother and Her Gorgeous Body, it is the Thighlanders who are Her most devoted children, the builders of the righteo

"Come. Lay down your head, and take a good nap. You’ve had a hard day, you deserve some rest. Just close your eyes and forget about everything. Nothing can hurt you here... not even taxes."

The sermon begins, and your face is ready for the sacred hours-long ritual of sitting.

The central element is a purple triangular shield, also known as the Trigon of Hips and Thighs. Depending on the perspective of various tribes and provinces in which they reside, it can represents many concepts. It may symbolize the three key cities of the Empire, situated in an almost perfectly equ

Traditional vestures of the three main denominations of the Church of Thighs: the Gluteus nun's cassock, the Interioris monk's garb, and Lappian votary's gown.

There is a 5th Artworks, but I can't figure out the composition yet...

"Oh my, what a cutie!" "It would be completely inappropriate for us to let you go without allowing you to experience the warmth of our... hospitality..."

"A truly pious devotee of the Bottom is never reluctant to offer her hips to the spiritual neighbors for a divine embrace." *** The Empire Hips of Thighs is a land of peace. Its citizens do not fall to petty crimes and meaningless thuggery, because dark sinful thoughts have no place in your heart wh

They have come to rescue you from depression and lack of conviction. Contemplate these corporeal arguments of True Faith and save your soul by filling it with warm love for the Holy Bottom.

"Pray! Pray! It's time to pray! Pray with honesty! Pray on this altar! Sincere prayer!"

(A reminder that Meorenell Decade is equal to 8 years, Century to 64 years, and Millennium to 512) General History “Deify Her Hips and Thighs!” The largest of the Four Great Nations. The history books of the Empire of Hips and Thighs are as thick as the Bottoms of its people. A civilization that spr

Well... now you know the truth! Now you know which the Great Nation is next!

"A painting of a [REDACTED] noble, created based on the descriptive materials available in Herquisitorial Archives." *** Her daughters and our sisters, who are Forgotten but not Forgiven. The founders of the Hegemony and the instigators of the Legacy of Regret, which led to the Grievous Strife and,

...and her Pizza Harlot uniform

POV: You have an Envious GF (she decided so just now... after she snuck into your house for dinner... while you were sleeping...) She is angry that you didn't make her your GF before you were born... (You will probably die if you stop looking at her... even for a blink... even one eye...)