[One Shot] A County Affair ep2 "FAIRmageddon!"
I love it when a plan comes together. Or when a ferris wheel falls apart. GUNS. MAGIC. PINK MIST. CONSPIRACIES WITHIN CONSPIRACIES. MAYHEM. MURDER. And of course: LAST MINUTE BETRAYALS that will make you LAY A DAMN EGG. Welcome to the rapturous, apocalyptic, felonious conclusion to Erika Ishii's A COUNTY AFFAIR.
No. Loose. Ends.
We hope you've enjoyed A County Affair, our first one shot game! [these are mini campaigns we run while the big public story is still going on] Join FIRST TIME GM Erika Ishii (!!!) as they weave a tale of barnyard bandits, farmland fiasco, and kernel knowledge using only the Roll for Shoes rule set and the extremely illegal talents of
Aabria Iyengar as Phillip (the goat)
Lou Wilson as Itsa Winnerbaby (the horse)
and
Brennan Lee Mulligan as Ruthie (the Chicken)
with
Sound design by Casey Toney (a Human Man)
These eps will remain exclusive to this here Patreon for months, so feel free to take your time and luxuriate in the cornpone chaos. For a description of the rules we're using to make this arc, check out the previous A County Affair teaser episode!
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Comments (172)
does anyone happen to know what song was the outro for this ep? also this was my second listen-through and it's such a delight! many a full-bellied laughs
Beautiful
After finishing the main campaign I decided to treat myself to listening to A County Affair next and I have just had to stop bc I'm crying over the debate of which level of roll it should be for the Spike to eat a years worth of KERRRNtm in 30 seconds. Iconic.
Props to Abriya for figuring out how the gang actually gets the corn from place to place, and for making someone else do it 🤣 I feel like there should have been a roll to determine just how many birds actually showed up and whether the hijacked corn arrived covered in pigeon shit. Congratulations to Fenn the new Satanist goat witch. “Roll Lay Egg to produce your heat lamp” is…something. Thanks to Brennan I suddenly now understand why egging cars is a thing. Hearing Lou’s full chested cackle/guffaw multiple times this ep was the best 😊
A cute little raccoon called Fergie joins the heist, and we just leave “Black Eyed Thieves” on the table? Like, just sitting there?
This is absolutely insane in the best way possible
Adonis is right, 4 is the middle of the scale of 1-7 5 is only the middle if it's 0-10
It's My Head cannon that Taro is somehow the descendant of Ruthie
My face and stomach hurt from laughing so hard .
🐔 - “Kill the horse-loving child, my octogenarians…”
I do not laugh out loud at much, but my god this killed me. I keep just thinking about Ruthie trying to get the egg out and cry- laughing. I will 100% be quoting it even though no one will get it.
Celebrity couple name should have been Philthie
God this was so excellent. I really hope we get to revisit this world and system again. Ruthie is such a full and fucking hilarious character I would listen to one shots of her wrangling heists forever.
I love The Wizard, the Witch, and the Wild One so much, but I have listened to this 1-shot at least 10 times, it is one of the funniest things I’ve ever consumed, it makes me laugh every time, and I recommend it to anyone who will listen. You all are incredible storytellers in the serious, the hilarious, and the sounds that make it all feel that much more immersive!
freaking incredible y’all 👏🏻😂
Erika corralled these little Farmyard Soderbergh gremlins SO WELL! Congrats on a hilarious one-shot!
I might need a t-shirt that says "I never get to 'no loose ends' anybody" with a chicken holding a weapon
I need one that says “Buh-GLOCK motherfucker!”
I have died. I am dead. I laughed too hard and have deceased.
Did you legit make Ruthie a friend of Jawbone? 🤣 did I read that interaction right? 🤣
Ruthie is so bloodthirsty she forgets her victims within minutes…
Man, of all the wide, varied, Literally Innumerable worlds they're going to explore in this podcast, I'm SO glad we're able to see this one captained by the illustrious Erika. Funniest media I've consumed in literally years, this was Amazing and so delightful
I haven’t been this giggly and this enthralled in so long. Dancing in my kitchen while eating a slice of reheated pizza and listening to this conclusion is a memory I didn’t know I needed to make.
Hearing the rumbling of the popcorn undernearth the lizard exploding was so painfully visual it was awesome
Hands down funniest actual play ever
As a Cornell grad, the slander for my school absolutely SENT me. Much love to the fireside from the country's best agriculture school
Spike was the name of my bearded dragon as a child so Brennan has done irreparable damage to me.
"I want to tempt them" "...What are you hoping happens here?" 💀
one of the funniest campaigns mini or not I have ever heard
NO LOOSE ENDS I'M 💀
I am LIVING for the crew laughing so hard they’re coughing. So fucking funny!!!!! Phenomenal job Erika and this game system so wild
Erika, you’re a great sport lmao
This was unbelievable and my stomach still hurts from the uncontrollable laughing! Please have Erika DM again!! Also please please tell me there is fanart of this epic heist!
the multiple mental images this one shot has given me will live rent-free in my head for the rest of my damn life
This was amazing. All we need now is for Lou to GM and complete the square.
Truly incredible! Way to go gang!
The Twist!
I haven’t laughed that hard in ages
i wish i could've seen brennan's face as erika created a mafia pidgeon NPC
I so desperately wish I could see your faces. I just want to see everyone’s reactions bc my fucking god
That was amazing.
Did we miss the absolute banger of a couples name for Phillip and ruthie that would be Philthie? 😂
I have never laughed harder than I did here. Ba-Glock made me stop in the middle of a walk , double over, and take a full minute laughing with my hands on my knees
For me, Phillip and Ruthy will always have the couple name 'Philthy'.
Wishing I hadn't watched this the same week my bearded dragon passed away
I had a blast MORE MORE !!!
This was hilarious 😂
I’m dying for a fireside chat on this one
This was truly the funniest ttrpg story I've ever heard.
Erika! That was incredible! Thanks for being the GM.
Loved Brennan channeling the boundary pushing PC. Lou and Aabria SO funny. Loved this game so much. Amazing job, Erika! What a first campaign!
Incredible episode! Erica did such a great job in the GM chair for first time. Would love to see you all play Fiasco soon in one of these
I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Good job everyone.
I was not expecting Ruthy to blow up a nice lizard who helped her
Hilarious and wonderful!
Trying to listen to this in the office and look perfectly normal was a CHALLENGE! My god, this was so good, Erika did an amazing job~
That was an absolutely hoot!! Excellent job Erika~!
If like to roll to "Accept Fate" But not my own...
You’ve got to *heighten*
Hilarious and insane and fabulous!
PERFECT! Erika did such a great job omg I can’t wait for them to GM more!!
I cannot believe what I just heard. I have no idea how Erika got talked into this.
My sides hurt. This was INSANE 😂
Erika is a blessed gm for handling the chaos as well as they did
Brennan trying to lay an egg had me CRYING
this was BUCK WILD and i loved it. many thanks
This is genuinely the funniest thing I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing
I want to be Ruthie
Not sure why I thought listening to this at work was a good idea… I couldn’t stifle my laughter fast enough!
“No. loose. ENDS!”
I have never laughed so hard at a TTRPG podcast in my life
What I’ve learned is that, given the opportunity, Brennan Lee Mulligan is a Chaos Goblin rivaled only by Ally Beardsley as Kristen Applebees.
Watch the DnD chaos series for more of this mood. It's wild
It's true – bustin' IS what a buster does!
Yall need a Fireside Chat after this hot mess. Did Erika lose a bet or something? From reading to Redditor in minutes, sheesh.
Is there going to be a fireside chat for A County Affair?
What a wild eide. Of the rails in the best possible way!
*ride*
What an absolute madcap delight
I need a Philip ASMR stat!
Phillip is the GGOAT
I've seen some tabletop sessions that go into Looney Tunes territory, but this is the first I've seen that goes full Ren & Stimpy
Loved this so much had me dying laughing
imagining the farm animals with guns was a treat. Your humor is unmatched.
Omg the insanity! That was soooo good!!!
So did Brennan learn it from his sworn enemy Emily Axford or was this chaos in him all along?
This had me laughing non-stop. Will we get a fireside chat or retrospective on this? I'd love to hear Erika talk about her first time (crushing it) DM'ing.
Amazing!!! Fabulous job Erika, you killed it. I hope we get a fireside chat for this one shot. I would love to hear about Erika’s experience
What a brilliant, hilarious, and truly stupid story - I had such a fun time listening <3
Brennan is absolutely UNHINGED
This one really blew my hair back. Everyone did a fantastic job. And Erika, as someone also nervously staring down the barrel of their first time DMing a game, your performance was emboldening for me. Also want to join the chorus of folks calling for "No Loose Ends" merch!
I just finished listening and this is some of the most fun I've had listening to absolute chaos! I hope we get more of these truly insane one shots
INCREDIBLE, I've never seen 'ttrpg is just friends having fun' energy like this
The music from this campaign available anywhere?
Neil Cicierega GANG
NO! LOOSE! ENDS!!
I laughed so hard tea came out my nose. 10 out of 10.
truly incredible
Biglock!
I am just grinning ear to ear that there is a game that is based on shenanigans... And I'm listening to it with four Masters of it.
thank you guys for giving me this incredible gift to listen to after a work week from hell 😭 i think i could listen to hundreds of episodes of this crew and their adventures. seriously, what a treat!!
This was amazing x) Erika you know what you’re doing even if you don’t. Never doubt yourself! All of you are just the “GOAT “
It's a good thing I was working at home, because I was laugh crying for the whole "No loose ends" bit.
Itsa Winnerbaby vibes 🤘💗 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJ4tgGEM/
ITSA WINNERBABY!
IVE. NEVER. BEEN. A LOSERHONEY.
I love Lou trying to act like a 'normal horse' is just delightfully goofy.
No loose ends..
I have been WEEPING throughout this entire episode. This is hilarious. Also love the A-Team reference in the summary
This should be badly animated and sold to adult swim. So fun. So hilarious.
Utter Chaos!! Im dying! and Lou's awful awful dice rolls!
As someone working on a dissertation (about improvisation training for pre-service teachers) I can confirm that the term "reverse reading" is The most accurate description of what I'm doing.
First off this was fantastic! Erika nailed it for their first time DMing! Second, this entire soundtrack reminded me of Trigun so hard that weirdly enough, I now have to go watch to see if the music is similar. Thirdly and also weirdly the flashback sequences really reminded me of that heist show that used to be on TV called Leverage. I actually think they had released a tabletop RPG for the show that used similar flashback mechanics. All of this is to say that this little side campaign hit on like four of my geeky interests and I have never been so happy to be a supporter of a patreon before!
This needs to happen more! I loved this so much! Bah-Glock!
Oh my god, I can't believe Brennan was the problem player all along.
This is the best thing I've ever heard. Clearly theyre all having the most fun ever. ❤️🙌
Anyone know the song used for Itsa's epilogue scene?
Sorry if this isn’t allowed but I could not stop thinking of this video (https://youtu.be/0l4JuPaB_cM) when Brennan unlocked Bustin’
🤣🤣🤣
This was quite ahoo hoo if you ask me
That was amazing. You are an awesome GM, Erica! You handled your players' chaos beautifully. This will definitely be repeated.
Yes!!! Agreed 💯
Absolutely unhinged. Love it!
I got too invested in it and genuinely got agitated when It's a betrayed the group. I hope you all do more of these one-offs because it really helps especially when you want just something ridiculous and fun.
What system are they using? I love this!!
the Roll for Shoes rule set
My goddd the contrast of Brennan talking about “the verisimilitude of the world” 2 days ago and then being an absolute gremlin in this 😂😂
I listened to this while I was practicing guitar and I lost it when they tried to no loose ends the rabbit. I was dumb struck
Erika did amazing! This was so fun to listen to and I the characters were so complex for such a short run.
Taylor, the pigeon sounds with Night on Bald Mountain was truly inspired
This episode is the equivalent of "Never knock the hustle "
i never could have guessed that ending-
Just started listening to the ep and Ruthie and Philip’s couple name is obviously… Philthie 😈
Once again Erika's patience was tested by Aabria's chaos magic... and it was awesome.
The betrayel by Itsa such was a twist, freaking ruled!
The utter delightful chaos of this is a sorbet cleanser of comedic bliss before we return to the drama unfolding in WWW
Couldn't have said it better myself!
Oh my goodness this was so good, so chaotic and so funny! What an amazing first DM outing from Erika, and the heel turns at the end... literally jaw dropping. I haven't laughed this much in a bit!
I need a ringtone of It'sa's raspberry noises omgggg
The *gasp* I let out when Itsa two-timed the crew!! Absolutely did not see that coming, major applause Erika Goddamn Ishii
absolutely ruining my rep at my new job by bursting out laughing in my office, thank you thank you thank you
Now Erika has done such a good job with this they need to start planning for the cyber falcons campaign they’re obligated to run
an absolute god damned delight - i laughed from end to end
Been having a real tough week, but found myself straight up belly-laughing through this. Thanks for that <3 Loved this one-shot!
Another masterpiece in the bag
I made the mistake of listening to this at work, and the experience of looking your boss in the eye while listening to a chicken yelling no loose ends is unmatched lol
I know right
That was an absolute blast!
Way to go Erika! That was such a good time! I hope you had fun your first time GMing for your chaos friends😂. You did so great! I smell a sequel or a spin off.😏 Now if you will excuse me I need to listen to this another 8 times like I did part 1.
Ruthie rolls to 'create monster', only to realize she had been the true monster all along.
No. Loose. Ends!!! SUCH A GREAT STORY!!!
This was glorious, great work Erika, beautiful chaos everyone!
Clearly part of pulling off a caper in an RPG is trying to con the GM into agreeing to ridiculousness.
Aabria yelling “I TEMPT WOMEN” 😳
Night on Bald Mountain is a nice touch
Truly the most insane thing I’ve ever listened to, I loved every second of it! Congrats to Erika for a spectacular campaign, they nailed it! If y’all end up doing a q&a for this, I was wondering how much inspiration The Fox was for this escapade
"No loose ends" Ruthie merch please and thank you.
I need a mug!
Congratulations Erika on a successful/insanely hilarious campaign!!!
This might be my fave mini campaign I've ever listened to ever omfg XD
Wow.
That was utterly wild, I love it
The utter betrayal!!!
No. Loose. Ends! What an amazing ride
Holy. Crap. This was INCREDIBLE! I AM *NEVER* GOING TO TRUST *THAT PERSON* EVER AGAIN!! 🤣🤣🤣
YES. Yes. Y. E. S. Brilliant and perfect.
Woo! Let the Kerrrnpocalypse begin!
*refreshing my podcatcher with waiting-by-the-door-for-a-parcel energy*
Ummmm hell YEA new D20 D&DQ *AND* Erika’s glorious finale?! what a blessed day
For anyone wondering, my gender identity is GUNS. MAGIC. PINK MIST.
Omg guys this is it! The heist is happening! *vibrates with excitement *
YESSSSSS
