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March 12, 2023

It's Party Time Again

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George Wilson · March 14, 2023

You're never too old for a bouncy castle. My daughter loves to play in them with me.

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vvvvvvvv · March 12, 2023

Oh dang, this evoked some bouncy castle memories. The local RPG convention that’s been going on for 30 years always gets a bouncy castle on the premises. I think that some time during the previous decade the scales finally tipped and there were more kids than adults using it. XD

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ValdVin · March 13, 2023

It occurs to me that enough adults in a bouncy castle might render the children little more than errant projectiles.

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That Harper Gal · March 12, 2023

She acts strange for a 19-year-old, to my mind...but then again she HAS been effectively feral for years?? I like her.

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Leak · March 12, 2023

Was it ever established that Cubetown ISN'T a giant floating bouncy castle?

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Daryl Sawyer · March 12, 2023

I forget. Is she legally allowed to drink in Canada?

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Wednesday · March 12, 2023

It’s per province, but drinking age in NS is 19.

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Todd Ellner · March 12, 2023

Can one of those bad decisions be growing antlers on mice? https://www.popsci.com/science/antler-mice-stem-cell/

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Uniquitous · March 12, 2023

Oh no, not again

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Stephen Wells · March 12, 2023

If Sam and Emmett ever get to meet Liz they will worship her as a god.

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William Cole · March 12, 2023

Or possibly vice versa. Either way, a dangerous trio!

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Lyman Green · March 12, 2023

Alas I never have been in a bouncy castle and now it’s too late

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ValdVin · March 12, 2023

There's a "too late" agewise? I likely have too much mass for one, and my sense of dizziness is more easily set off by super-mega-blackout roller coasters than a number of years ago, but age wouldn't keep me out of a bouncy castle.

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Razorswift · March 12, 2023

Who is ever too mature for a bouncy castle?

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Brain ex Machina · March 12, 2023

Oooh boy... Bouncey castle with AI + bad decisions (think Melon) = very bad decisions... "And we interrupt our current program to talk about Cubetown, where an AI bouncey castle simulating the effect of drugs on itself launched several scientist miles into the ocean. The pressing question is: Should drug simulation be restricted for AI?"

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Chris Crowther · March 12, 2023

I like how Jeph gives us the answer to us trying to work out how old she is in the previous comic thread.

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Mark N · March 12, 2023

Her requests make me wonder, how many of the beings at Cubetown are actually biological humans.

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Yelling Bird · March 12, 2023

NOBODY is too mature for a bouncy castle. They might say they are, but they are the ones that need it more than anyone.

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Joseph Bonnar · March 12, 2023

Ain't ME that's too mature for a bouncy castle, Yelling Bird. It's my damn KNEES!

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legobil · March 12, 2023

Important question: Will North Hampton people be invited to this party?

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Duncan · March 12, 2023

I'm imagining that pronounced with 1.5 seconds between "North" and "Hampton"

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Diptych · March 12, 2023

Bouncy bouncy, oo such a good time...

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Duncan · March 12, 2023

Shoes all in a line?

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Ben French · March 12, 2023

I say this at 31...you're never too old for a bouncy castle. Also, hold up a sec, HOW DID THIS SMOL CHILD GET DUAL PHDS AT 17?!?!?

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JCfromNC · March 12, 2023

Having never gotten even one of my own, I have no real idea, but perhaps two related fields so that it was easier to pursue both at once?

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SpookyPenguin · March 12, 2023

Never too old for DOOTS

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Brian Leahy · March 13, 2023

I have some doots about the meaning of that shirt...

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Fart Captor · March 12, 2023

I see. So Gremlizabeth is baby AND smol. I figured to work here she'd be like twenty-two at the least 🤔

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Chris Heg · March 12, 2023

Not mutually exclusive.

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YsabetJustYsabet · March 12, 2023

Hmmm... given the current info, I'd bet that parties in Cubetown fall into the following four categories: A) Lowkey/relaxed/quiet B) Unbelievably awkward C) Call the police, riot/parade in progress D) Space- and/or time-warping event with possible lasting repercussions **cue VWORP VWORP VWORP sound effects**

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William Davy · March 12, 2023

SCP-29654 is a Euclid class temporal anomaly at [[location expunged]] and presents as an ongoing party at [[REDACTED]] that was started 16 years ago to celebrate the arrival of a new ice cream machine on location. Within the party, only 15 minutes have elapsed since the start. Currently the source of the anomaly is unknown as all foundation research personnel sent in have yet to return.

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Wednesday · March 12, 2023

Ah, yes, Canadian fashion staple Doots, known for their Pooter sweats collection.

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Armcannon Gaming · March 12, 2023

I love how you've been writing Martin lately.

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Thisguy · March 12, 2023

You're never too old for bouncy castles... In spirit. In body, you usually get tired and start having chest pains after 5 mins.

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Todd Ellner · March 12, 2023

True maturity comes when you say "I am too mature for a bouncy castle, but I am going to play in the bouncy castle because I want to."

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Todd Ellner · March 12, 2023

MAD magazine said maturity came when you stopped pretending you were buying it for your kids.

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Joseph Ascanio · March 12, 2023

You are legit never too old for a bouncy castle

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TwoRavens · March 12, 2023

I've been to a party that had alcohol and a bouncy castle. It was pretty fun.

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Alex Borders · March 12, 2023

And bad choices?

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Photograph me like one of your French cars! · March 12, 2023

Martin hasn’t been this fun in forever. I’m loving cubetown.

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Thisguy · March 12, 2023

Yep. Jeph was half moving Marten to Cubetown because he wasn't fun and didn't do much anymore. Then as this arc goes on, he realised he'd actually made Marten fun again and wants to write more. Go figure.. I mean, I WANT to see more storylines about Cubetown, sounds an interesting place.

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Bagge · March 12, 2023

Bouncy castle through the ages: - Forbidden delight - BOUNCY FUN! - Bouncy fun but... ironically? - Too cool for bouncy fun :-( - Bouncy fun but... ironically? <- Liz is here - BOUNCY FUN! - Bouncy fu... ack, my hip! - Forbidden delight

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Dissociated Women Incorporated · March 12, 2023

I’m roughly twice her age, and the concept “too mature for a bouncy castle” sounds nonsensical to me

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Tudza · March 12, 2023

Bouncy castle and high winds can also be a problem.

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Zig Justice · March 12, 2023

I hope the 1:00 pm explosion will be in attendance

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OldGoat · March 12, 2023

Liz seems quite keen on getting some first hand experience with alcohol, recreational cannabis, and the exercise of poor judgment.

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Matt Donaldson · March 12, 2023

small party in Cubetown lol

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Daniel Farnitano · March 12, 2023

Does this call for the Arbor Day banner or is that only for celebrating someone getting laid?

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Zig Justice · March 12, 2023

I think you mean "Ardor Day" banner, amirite?

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Finvaara · March 12, 2023

Glorious

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Orion Rhine · March 12, 2023

As I have told my nieces many times: you are never too old for a bouncy castle. They stop complaining when I use my superior weight to launch them.

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Populuxe · March 12, 2023

Bad choices AND a bouncy castle? I wanna go…

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Joseph Bonnar · March 12, 2023

Me too, but then, I run an ambulance service. *bwahahaha*

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spectria.limina · March 12, 2023

Marten doesn't know about the drinking age in Canada does he?

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Mark N · March 12, 2023

Not our universe. That may be one of the many differences. Besides, the drinking age in Canada is 19 except in a few spots where it is 18.

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MikeT · March 12, 2023

She may not have partied, but she knows the base elements of one perfectly

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Mad Marie · March 12, 2023

Hydrogen, Carbon, Oxygen

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Mordaeus · March 12, 2023

Alcohol and bouncy castles sounds like it'd result in having to clean up unspeakable atrocities.

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fluffy · March 12, 2023

I'm mostly concerned about what kind of custom mad-science bouncy castle the researchers have put together, like it's a bouncy castle made out of actual stone

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Brian Rice · March 12, 2023

Yes... but BOUNCY stone. Physics-defying stone!

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Rosilin · March 12, 2023

Mixing alcohol, bouncy castles, and adults, is how my spouse ended up getting his ribs broken years ago. The crack was so loud all of us outside of the castle heard it and collectively winced. 🙃

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JCfromNC · March 12, 2023

Well, there ya go -- alcohol, bouncy castles and bad decisions all checked. You're only missing the recreational cannabis.

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Shawn K. Younkin · March 12, 2023

Never too old for a bouncy castle and bad decisions!!

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Sean Kinlin · March 12, 2023

I tried to send a message about bad decisions to the people in the castle, but it bounced.

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Zak Reichle · March 12, 2023

GREMLIZABETH WILL NEVER STOP SHOUTING!

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Mad Marie · March 12, 2023

Doots.

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Mad Marie · March 12, 2023

(on the back, does it say “stood”?)

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Dr. Allegedly · March 12, 2023

Adult bouncy castles are a thing and they are great

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WinglessRayven · March 12, 2023

I need this in my life.

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Yonatan Zunger · March 12, 2023

I love the cranky science goblin.

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David Pablo Cohn · March 12, 2023

Damn it. I now need a t-shirt that says "Cranky Science Goblin."

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Vilinda · March 12, 2023

You're never too old for a bouncey castle!

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Rob McBobson · March 12, 2023

If it's party time, you need a rapping dog. And if you don't get that reference, it's proof that Jesus loves you.

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Emma Humphries · March 12, 2023

You made Spuds cry.

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Paul Zagieboylo · March 12, 2023

At least at Cubetown there is essentially no risk of people not making bad choices; alcoholic beverages and recreational cannabis seem to be entirely optional.

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Joel Bateman · March 12, 2023

Never too old for a bouncy castle!

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Mad Marie · March 12, 2023

(searches for a schoolhouse rock video on osteoporosis)

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Captain Button · March 12, 2023

Song here is "Party Out Of Bounds" by the B-52s.

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Mad Marie · March 12, 2023

“Tiiiiiinflatable roof! (rusted)”

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Mad Marie · March 12, 2023

Fill the bouncy castle with pressurized booze instead of air.

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Daniel S · March 12, 2023

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. And a bouncy castle.

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Zak Reichle · March 12, 2023

Moray using the bouncy castle would be.... Interesting 🧐

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Ed Marshall · March 12, 2023

Plot twist: Moray *is* the bouncy castle

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Jennifer Doyle · March 12, 2023

YES MIX BOOZE AND BOUNCY CASTLE

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · March 12, 2023

A big yacky mess!

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Lee McDonough · March 12, 2023

I'm with Liz on this one. Bouncy castle , never to old.

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Sean Kinlin · March 12, 2023

The bouncy castle will just be made of a bunch of Morays.

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Shawn K. Younkin · March 12, 2023

Please... GOD YES!!

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Zak Reichle · March 12, 2023

I had to look it up because 19 is not old enough to drink here and at first I was confused(Missouri is 21 for drinking and marijuana), it appears the drinking age is 19 where Cubetown is located (I think?)

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Nick Barker · March 12, 2023

Is CubeTown in international waters?

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Kyle in Orbit · March 12, 2023

Bouncy castle on an artificial island in the Atlantic... I have seen how wind plays with bouncy castles anywhere near a beach, so that would be hard nope for me haha

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Captain Button · March 12, 2023

"Bouncy castle on an artificial island in the Atlantic..." in a town full of unrestrained technical geniuses. I've got a bad feeling about this...

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Ashley Thomas · March 12, 2023

is the drinking age in Canada 18? but yes woo party. nothing could go wrong there.

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Inahc · March 12, 2023

18 in Alberta (the Texas of Canada), 19 everywhere else

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jonesnori · March 12, 2023

I think I'd prefer a tea party. With yummy pastries and little sandwiches.

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Mad Marie · March 12, 2023

I’m with you, Lenore.

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Jay · March 12, 2023

So she was 17 when she came to Cubetown. Old enough to be tired of being called a "child prodigy" but young enough for it to be technically accurate.

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Andrew · March 12, 2023

Why is this ball pit full of cubes?

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Pope Discordius · March 12, 2023

That look on Martin's face in the last panel...

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Derek Hassell · March 12, 2023

Cue Pintsize

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Michael · March 12, 2023

Marten needs to admit he wants that castle too and you know Claire wants it the most

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RobertC · March 12, 2023

Go karts and bounce houses.. both are needed

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David Paul · March 12, 2023

Bumper cars. Had them at our work christmas party a couple of years ago. Mad fun

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Tannerbot · March 12, 2023

Bouncy castles and alcohol seem like a terrible idea. Right up cubetowns alley.

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Michael Boettger · March 12, 2023

Best opt for the power wash/ disinfectant option.

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John Wedoff · March 12, 2023

Not too old for bouncy castles until the joints start to go. (I'm too old for bouncy castles)

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Derek Hassell · March 12, 2023

Big same