Disruptors
meanwhile, they're still talking about robot bidets
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I think Faye's Spark is kicking in. Again.
let’s hope the robidet uses a non-flammable solution.
Robidets robobidets robobobidets....
OOOH WEEEE OOOH
What what
For just a moment, in that first panel, I saw Emmet...
Not sure who you thought was Emmett, but in theory Sam could be hiding on the wall in the background, Plastic-Man style...
[Apologies to TMBG] In a future time Humans will work together To help AIs get cleaner! Ro-butt bidet Ro-butt bidet Staying fresh in the robot way! Ro-butt bidet Ro-butt bidet Feel the blast of the cleaning spray!
Welp, that's my earworm for the day...
Taking their cues from the Pharma industry and finding a cure for which there is no disease
I’m now thinking of Grog from Legend of Vox Machina…
just watched the Glass Onion and cracking up at the Disruptors joke :D
Ah, the tide-pod bidet - I'm gonna call it "tidet"...
Don't give up on this idea, Faye. You'll make so much money
This conversation is the Omicron variant of Butt’s Disease, trying to evade defenses. A serious affliction!
One of the most nefarious strains of the back-teria to have arisen.
Figuring out how Robots feel about their Robutts is gonna be a whole new branch of philosophy.
Robot-butt adjacent
Robot bidet? Nah. Ro-butt bidet!
“I hereby declare today as International ‘Ro-butt Day’!”
I love Hanners' little self-aware moment in there.
Floofy Hanners is the best Hanners
I was zoomed into my email to see the picture, so the email read, "meanwhile, they're robot bidets" xD
i mean AIs enjoy getting doodles on them in marker pen, given how eccentric the range of AI behavior can get this idea might be a hit XD
I have laundry detergent pods in my ass, and yes, I DO enjoy it.
suppodsitories.
Buttcheek Agnostic sounds like the title of an experimental grunge album...
or the best band name ever!
They're standing next to an espresso machine. The robot bidet could involve steam somehow (with a warning, not for human use!)
Some people probably enjoy that
I like how Hannelore is already prepping for the inevitable influx of cash.
Have I ever told you I never metaverse I didn't like? Oh, I did? Well then, nevermind.
Faye has been successfully distracted.
Well spotted. Bubbles may roll her eyes but it's in a good cause and it's so crazy it might actually work!
Please let this be how Faye and Bubbles earn their first million dollars, the robo bidet craze.
Union Robotics Robot Spa. We'll Make You Shine Where The Sun Don't.
So you enjoyed Glass Onion, then?
Ironically, this will have a greater impact on Cubetown than anything Claire does.
Butts disease forever!
Indeed, there is no known cure.
Okay, so we're switching back and forth between settings frequently now. Good, that. I didn't want to have to settle for only one of them.
If we all work together we might get Bubbles' eye-roll to be used as the textbook definition. Also the cutest eye-roll ever.
Aaaaannnnd.... we're talking about butts again. Situation normal.
I saw the title to this strip, and I was waiting for the Klingons to show up, disruptors in hand, searching for Kirk, Spock, and a restaraunt serving the freshest gagh.
ST episode basically about bidets…. All too plausible.
Upwards of 70% of recent products are solutions in source of a problem.
That's what advertising is for. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/marketing-campaign-invented-halitosis-180954082/
Tide pods full of lube tho
That's May's "special order" system...
There are enough crazy AIs in this strip already. They may get butts installed to use the bidet.
Paging Dr. Pintsize. Dr. Pintsize, please come to the red courtesy phone.
I think Bubbles is starting to feel a bit objectified and no one is taking the hint.
Poor Bubs, she could rip off both their heads but the correct response requires more finesse.
Having worked in food service, this could be the topic of conversation at coffee o doom for months to come.
like, irl months, or in-universe months? is QC still gonna be these three talking about robot bidets in 2036
Hmm, has Faye forgotten all about the potato cannon at this point?
Once you’ve experienced a bidet you forget a lot of things.
This is my favorite subplot
QC has achieved narrative Butt Apotheosis Singularity wossname
Faye needs to figure out the right solution to use in her solution.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Hanners is being possessed by the spirit of her mom?
Say that to her face! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4309
There's nothing worse than realizing you've still got a little soap between the cheeks that wasn't suitably rinsed.
i mean. it gives you a reason to use the bidet again?
Bidet? Bidet!
They could call it the "botdet"
Both t's are silent. Bow-day!