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January 26, 2023

Halt! Who Goes There?

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Ron Hamann · February 2, 2023

I’m half expecting her to do crab fingers like Emily in that position.

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Dan Glick · January 28, 2023

Am I the only one who totally failed to extrapolate the exponential curve of neurotic AIs being added to QC the last couple of years? I'm not sure how much longer this can keep up, people; I'm afraid we're on the far side of the chessboard...

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A. J. Alfieri-Crispin · January 28, 2023

She should just snap her fingers like Richard Mulligan’s character in “Soap” 70s TV show.

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legobil · January 27, 2023

Marten: “I guess it was just my imagination.” https://youtu.be/lHbF9ynGZV0

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Daryl Sawyer · January 27, 2023

Must've been the wind.

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OldGoat · January 27, 2023

My Gawds, they've invented Moray and the Director! https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-create-shapeshifting-humanoid-robot-that-can-liquefy-and-reform

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William Cole · January 27, 2023

😮

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Mad Marie · January 27, 2023

I am looking for the next comic, but it appears to be stealthily hiding behind the weekend.

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fractal porn · January 27, 2023

don't worry, it'll be here sooner ;)

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Amazing Stace · January 26, 2023

Why do I get the impression that everyone Marten meets is going to be from the Hijinks division

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Chelsea · January 26, 2023

It feels like everyone at Cubetown *is* in the Hijinks division

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That Harper Gal · January 26, 2023

"What's with this sassy lost child?"

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Hawkeye · January 26, 2023

Oh my god. I just went back through all the dailies all the way back to their arrival in Cubetown and how the heck have I missed this super adorable maxed out stealth person in the background of at least 4 of them? Oh right. Stealth stat is maxed out. The math checks out.

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Ruth Merriam · January 27, 2023

No! And why do I not have time to scroll back through them all, dammit?

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Ruth Merriam · January 26, 2023

Does Emmett have family working in Cubetown?

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OldGoat · January 27, 2023

I thought she was Emmett. At least she looks she. Human-style speech balloons and no visible neck seam - I'm thinkin' real human female. Hair color is a close match for Smythe and she's trying hard to avoid detection. Is she Smythe's little sister who stowed away on Boaty? Boaty would have detected her presence, but he could keep her secret safe, especially since it looks like his sympathies run toward hijinks.

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David Durant · January 26, 2023

On a second viewing I'm concerned she might be hiding from Rover

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Captain Button · January 26, 2023

Why did you resign?

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Ted Van Roekel · January 26, 2023

Okay, between the title of this strip and the gelatinous makeup of several of the locals, I'm getting a BAD VIBE HERE.

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Mad Marie · January 26, 2023

I have tried gelatinous makeup, and while it looks rather ghastly it’s at least fairly easy to wash off at the end of the day

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Mrpink · January 26, 2023

I sense a possible romantic rival for Claire with eighth-grader syndrome despite being an adult researcher xD

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Carl Cravens · January 26, 2023

So many fun new characters.

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YsabetJustYsabet · January 26, 2023

OMG she has hair like a My Little Pony! --sorry, distracted. Labcoated? Very small researcher? Also, gotta say that "Maybe we can grab him while he's distracted by all the spanking" isn't a phrase you read everyday. :)

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David Durant · January 26, 2023

Largely depends on the kind of things you read :-)

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Uniquitous · January 26, 2023

Beware tiny ninjas offering favors, that's what granddad always said. Before he went missing.

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David Durant · January 26, 2023

On the one hand, new favourite character. On the other hand, we have some many folks in QC already that we hardly ever get to see...

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Mark · January 26, 2023

A character qualifies for being in the main cast if they've appeared at all in the last 500 strips.

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legobil · January 26, 2023

Here’s to hoping Martens phone is ok.

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Mad Marie · January 26, 2023

“Take me to your Litre.”

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Fawn Dasher · January 26, 2023

LitreCoffee?

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enchantedsleeper · January 26, 2023

I bet Marten and Claire will be issued with new phones once (if) Claire starts at Cubetown that will be able to handle the weird WiFi and also be insanely powerful. And probably experimental. On which note, I hope Marten caught his phone.

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lazymagpie · January 26, 2023

spotted the new member of the core cast XD

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Kyle · January 26, 2023

traditionally you're supposed to cross your arms in front of your chest while you shout that

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Leak · January 26, 2023

"I was going to solve the halting problem, but then I took an arrow function to the knee..."

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Stephen Wells · January 26, 2023

This is Emmett's cousin, isn't it :)

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enchantedsleeper · January 26, 2023

I was gonna say, looks like Marten found Cubetown!Sam xD but actually Emmett is more accurate

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Anders Rapp · January 26, 2023

This place seems to be filled with perfectly normal, calm and collected robots and people!

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Shane Wegner · January 26, 2023

Only Legitimate Scientists could ever score a lab coat like that!

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Scott Vogel · January 26, 2023

The question is. Can she lead Bubbles to tea?

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Mad Marie · January 26, 2023

Boba Tea?

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Bill Marcum · January 26, 2023

Okay I can't see you, but how will you lead me to the coffee?

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Dimitar Koparov · January 26, 2023

Just follow her voice... </trope>

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darklion · January 26, 2023

Have I seen her in some anime recently

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Panic Blitz · January 26, 2023

I am immediately in love and want to buy all the merchandise.

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David Martelli · January 26, 2023

On second thought... Cubetown... 'tis a silly place

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Joseph Bonnar · January 26, 2023

As long as there are no rabbits UNLESS one posesseth: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

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Andrew · January 26, 2023

Proper stealthing is done by putting an upturned pot on his head, right?

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Mad Marie · January 26, 2023

“I mix the plaster.”

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Flash · January 26, 2023

Must have been my imagination

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Joseph Bonnar · January 26, 2023

Ok. I NEED this video now... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNnb1NfLrK4

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Bagge · January 26, 2023

I love how the weirdos are just as likely to be human as robots

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Joseph Bonnar · January 26, 2023

And NICE weirdos, to boot.

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Rémi Beaulieu-Dubé · January 26, 2023

Hello, Hakase.

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Cute_Fuzzy · January 26, 2023

"Let me guess. Someone stole your sweetroll?" [Please let the new character be named Sweet Roll]

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Mad Marie · January 26, 2023

Like “Hot Pie”

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Fart Captor · January 26, 2023

I LOVE HER SO MUCH ALREADY HELP

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Fart Captor · January 26, 2023

gremblin :3

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · January 26, 2023

“…could you—“ “WELCOME TO CUBETOWN! (A)” “…uh…’A’?” “…” “…so could you tell—“ “WELCOME TO CUBETOWN! (A)”

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Mitsuki Ayane · January 26, 2023

WELCOME! Care for a free lollipop!? ~<3

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Alphones Armorman, suitperson · January 26, 2023

wind coffee its empherical

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OldGoat · January 26, 2023

Well, it's not Emmett.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 26, 2023

Oh dear! It IS Emmett. They will visit Cubetown 15 years from now and wind up involved with the Wacky Hijinks research group. As a result, Emmett will steal a working time machine and return to the past to spy on "The Librarian!"

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LH · January 26, 2023

"must've been the wind" - Marten, probably

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Captain Button · January 26, 2023

"No one sees me come, no one see me go. I am the wind."

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ValdVin · January 26, 2023

Reminds me of Midori Asakusa except with longer hair.

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Raymond Tremblay · January 26, 2023

Page 4935 seems to be their first appearance?

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Absentia · January 26, 2023

They real question then becomes who are they, and why are they seemingly stalking Marten?

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Yelling Bird · January 26, 2023

La Resistance!

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Mad Marie · January 26, 2023

La-Re-Si are musical tones. A-D-B-stance!

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Simon Green · January 26, 2023

I was a barista too until i took a grinder to the knee

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Sean Kinlin · January 26, 2023

I assume you don't mean that a sandwich hit your patella.

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Sean Kinlin · January 26, 2023

This character has pretty long hair. Might it be the longest hair Jeph has drawn in the comic?

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Captain Button · January 26, 2023

Momo had very long hair briefly: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3851 See also unnamed and faceless blonde in: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3875

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Andrew L Butula · January 26, 2023

Must have been the wind.

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Nicolas Demers · January 26, 2023

Is this where we meet the secret Resistance movement?

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Captain Button · January 26, 2023

Resistance is useless!

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Zig Justice · January 26, 2023

Spoiler: Coffee is a controlled substance in Cubetown . o O (Resulting in disaster for Claire and Marten)

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Captain Button · January 26, 2023

And rightly so, since this is a town where 90% of the population are Sparks. And as Lilith said, stimulants are not a good idea for them: https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070523

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Miyaa · January 26, 2023

Oh hello there new character.

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Mad Marie · January 26, 2023

…aaaaand now I am mentally replacing Marten with Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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Sean Kinlin · January 26, 2023

I think Hide checks take a penalty if you're talking.

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Zak Reichle · January 26, 2023

They are adorable!

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Nicole Hands · January 26, 2023

I used to be an adventurer like you...

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Captain Button · January 26, 2023

It is dangerous to go alone...

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Captain Button · January 26, 2023

Why do I think they are Emmet's evil twin?

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BobC · January 26, 2023

Darn, beat me to it.

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chili sunrise · January 26, 2023

I hadn’t even noticed her in the background until someone on reddit pointed her out!

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atomicBlaze21 · January 26, 2023

There's the bush gremlin!

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Ting · January 26, 2023

All builds lead to stealth archer

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Spoogle McGee · January 26, 2023

What is a melee tank but a really-really-really close range stealth archer with lots of HP and no ammo.

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Matt Grayson · January 26, 2023

There she is!