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January 25, 2023

Good Signal

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joe velsher · January 26, 2023

that is how it works, right up until I accidentally piss people off by killing them with the ebony mail........

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Temperjoke · January 25, 2023

The entire polycule could probably find a home in Cubetown it sounds like.

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William Cole · January 26, 2023

Is that how we're referring to the entire QC cast now? Guess it was inevitable.

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Matt Pedone · January 25, 2023

So, Cubetown has a great job for Claire, a perfect department for Pintsize. All we need now is for Marten to stumble into the "play your guitar all day with no real purpose" department, and they'll be all set!

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Sean Kinlin · January 25, 2023

Just as long as he doesn't Rush into it.

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Law the Fox · January 25, 2023

I'm making the choice to pronounce that name like scythe, but with an M sound. They were named after the act of smaking someone with the flat of a scythe blade.

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Mad Marie · January 25, 2023

That’d be the British pronunciation, I believe.

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Chris Crowther · January 25, 2023

Should probably keep your to-be-step-sister away from him too. Pretty sure the idea of smacking sensor butt would have her die from giggling.

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Richard Bennett · January 25, 2023

FINALLY the vapour deposition reference I've been waiting for

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Bagge · January 25, 2023

Butt science

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Shane Wegner · January 25, 2023

I feel like a slide whistle is involved with data collection.

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KSib · January 25, 2023

Marten is hyper chill about this whole thing

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VoxOrbisBrad · January 25, 2023

Remember who his Mom is. He's seen some things.

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Yelling Bird · January 25, 2023

If I had a nickel for every time some random dude tricked me into patting his ass I'd have a shitload of nickels.

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JCfromNC · January 25, 2023

See, I thought you'd use the "...I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice" punchline.

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R. Francis Smith · January 25, 2023

good job Blamf

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Onedavewreckingcrew · January 25, 2023

so when do the Brant Chasers and the Invisible Emu Chasers meet up in a wacky Scooby-esque kerfuffle

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Miyaa · January 25, 2023

Oh god, Millefeuille and Brant should never meet.

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Fart Captor · January 25, 2023

I would make out with Smythe

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Drazi · January 25, 2023

Look, I'm working on the ponytail, ok? My hair grows slowly.

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Ben French · January 25, 2023

Brant you absolute madlad

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Mad Marie · January 25, 2023

“I—I love the colorful clothes she wears and the way the sunlight plays upon her hair. I hear the sound of a gentle word on the wind that lifts her perfume through the air.”

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Mad Marie · January 25, 2023

“Yo, it's about that time, to bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme. I′m a-gettin′ mine so get yours. I wanna see sweat coming out your pores. On the house tip is how I'm swingin′ this. Strictly hip hop, boy—I ain't singin′ this. Bringin' this to the entire nation; black, white, red, brown: feel the vibration.”

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Izzy Omega · January 25, 2023

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. Branf knows what's up.

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Etienne M.J. Dubourg · January 25, 2023

Maxim 43 — If it’s stupid and it works, it’s still stupid and you’re lucky.

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Douglas E. Smith · January 25, 2023

I love Butts disease.

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Captain Button · January 25, 2023

Smythe is the secret identity of The Serious Siren, a crusader for orderliness and propriety.

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Dean Reilly · January 25, 2023

Even worse, if they win a Nobel Prize for their work on butt-smacking nanosensors, Brant will be a co-winner!

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Miyaa · January 25, 2023

Pintsize would have given Bront a standing golf clap.

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David Paul · January 25, 2023

After feeling bad for not thinking of it first, Pintisze would probably set up a booth and try to monetize robo-spanking.

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Zak Reichle · January 25, 2023

Looks like you may have used an incorrect skin color on the panel 3 scientist on the left, instead of the one it had been every other time. Unclear if this was intentional. *Edit

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Diptych · January 25, 2023

It's not Marten's skin colour, but it is different to their previous skin colour. A bit more of a yellow-green undertone - perhaps from the jealousy they're feeling over their authorship.

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Sammitch · January 25, 2023

They're good sensors, Brimp.

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Leak · January 25, 2023

Please to be smacking dat ass - no brimping!

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Michael Boettger · January 25, 2023

Is he getting other AIs to smack his butt, or is he conning the humans into doing it? That would explain the variation in location and force.

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Beat · January 25, 2023

love me a Brant

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Sean Kinlin · January 25, 2023

I love that Atlas is holding fingers to their temples to focus on the signal.

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Zig Justice · January 25, 2023

We get signal! . o O (Main ass turn on.)

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · January 25, 2023

Move ZIG for great justice!

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Chauncey · January 25, 2023

Clapping robo-cheeks? Not my first choice (that would be Yay(s)) but I’m down.

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BobC · January 25, 2023

My, oh my, oh my, oh myomer!

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Sean Kinlin · January 25, 2023

Brant's pants, Brant's pants, Brant's pants...

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Adam · January 25, 2023

I regret to inform you that Butts Disease has reached Cubetown. There is no escape.

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ValdVin · January 25, 2023

Time for the cartographically inclined among us to work on a Butts Disease map akin to this bad boi. https://hosted.lib.uiowa.edu/histmed/plague/plaguemap.jpg

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Andrew · January 25, 2023

Hifi Wifi

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Alan Wiggs · January 25, 2023

smak smak smak

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Katrina Urmson · January 25, 2023

Definitely must never meet Pintsize.

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Bill Silvia · January 25, 2023

Pintsize has enough soggy Canadian money to buy the sensors.

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ValdVin · January 25, 2023

So, this is all about authorship attachments to a professional paper? Time to ask my BiL history professor about how much Cubetown resembles his slice of academia.

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Miyaa · January 25, 2023

Having spent a fair bit of time in academia, this is indeed a concern. And is used often. Want to make sure a specific rival isn’t one of the people who reviews your paper before publishing? Dedicate the paper to them!

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Andrea Andrew · January 25, 2023

Awesome!