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January 24, 2023

Running Man

Bramp

Comments (68)

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Darla Donahue · January 25, 2023

I can see the validity of the Wacky Hijinx group. In modern high reliability data centers we have a program called "Chaos Monkey" that randomly shuts off critical servers. The threat of it makes sure system designers build systems that are never vulnerable to single server outages and can automatically recover properly. Without that threat they commonly cut corners when nobody is looking and stuff fails more often. Brant could fill a similar role. Access security, prototype redundancy, proper rebuild documentation and useful margins on deadlines are all ensured to be good in the cube, espcially once word gets out on how the Graphene Team had to struggle so. My guess is when you compare prototypes, the replacement nanoscale dermal touch sensor prototype is even better than the original and that it's much better documented and thought through. So there is value to Hyjinx and improved research quality is an end result. You just know the Director can see that kind of connection, even if it's counterintuitive to mess up your own research.

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Nicholas Hernandez · January 25, 2023

BattleTech reference! NERD Triggered!

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Ursus Ridens · January 25, 2023

Brant: beware the grey goose.

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wargrunt42 · January 24, 2023

Is Marvin paranoid of androids?

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legobil · January 24, 2023

That Bronkt seems like an amuzing fellow.

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Paul Johnson · January 24, 2023

Now when I meet people and wonder if they are AI, I can't just go with hair color and skin tone, I have to look for the joint where the neck and torso meet. I mean, I wouldn't care, but what if my bidet was broken?

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Unkn0wabl3 · January 24, 2023

Now I WANT them to meet

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Kallisti Kilmer · January 24, 2023

I want to see more of background robohorse :)

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Jeph Jacques · January 24, 2023

It’s robohorse’s birthday :)

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Bagge · January 24, 2023

Do they research wacky hijinks or do they do wacky hijinks while researching?

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innpchan · January 24, 2023

Why not both?

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Marshall · January 24, 2023

Are we SURE that Brant ISN'T Pintsize???

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Czarzhan · January 24, 2023

Brant beta-tests wacky hijinks and sends the results to Pintsize for real-world implementation.

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Lisa · January 24, 2023

Martin is referring to Pintsize, right? I love that he calls him his "roommate." It seems like a step up in respect. Many of the other AI characters have been treated as full humans for awhile now, but it seemed like Pintsize had some of the residual family-pet vibe that was established in strip #1. Being "Martin's roommate" instead of "Martin's companion AI" puts them at the same level, and I'm into it.

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Carl Cravens · January 24, 2023

Rereading from the beginning and I'd forgotten that Pintsize was an "AnthroPC" and it's implied that he functioned as Martin's computer. It's kind of weird.

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Juliet Alpha Yankee · January 24, 2023

Take it easy, Tnarb!

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PixelThis · January 24, 2023

Yelling "There he is!", was undoubtedly a mistake

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Joseph Bonnar · January 24, 2023

And inaccurate, to boot. More accurately? "There he WAS!"

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Flash · January 24, 2023

Of course that department exist

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doorbender · January 24, 2023

Brintsize ship Brintsize ship Brintsize ship

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Leak · January 24, 2023

Ye gods NO! Never the two shall meet!

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R. Francis Smith · January 24, 2023

so long Brong

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Joseph Bonnar · January 24, 2023

And when the two Brant hunters ask Martin who his room mate is, and he responds, they will both scream and flee his presence.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 24, 2023

The frightening thing here is how Martin (Marven? Oh GOD that's dug into my neurons now for good and all!) wound up recognizing the real danger to the planet and has stepped forward to protect us all.

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jonesnori · January 24, 2023

It's Marten.

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Adam · January 24, 2023

Souped up vs Suped up! I thought it was the latter and of course, had to look it up! "Souped up is the correct spelling (and gets more search engine hits than suped up, at that). The term souped up predates the invention of superchargers and initially referred to any horse that had been injected with something to increase its speed."

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skinnybdink · January 24, 2023

in a non-gay way i love Zach Brampff

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Mitch Megaw · January 24, 2023

Is Brant’s department hiring?

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Mitch Megaw · January 24, 2023

This isn’t about your blasted legacy this time! I will FINALLY be able to test my hypothesis of “In sufficient quantities, can marinara sauce be used as brake fluid”

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Elf Sternberg · January 24, 2023

The fact that neither Brant nor Pintsize is aware of the Invisible Emu project is probably a huge blessing.

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Cute_Fuzzy · January 24, 2023

Brimk 182

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · January 24, 2023

They have an ongoing beef with the applied zany antics division No like LITERALLY, it’ll completely fill the fourth quadrant in a matter of weeks at this rate

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David Paul · January 24, 2023

But then, due to the Creative Misunderstanding subdepartment, an entire herd of beef cattle (somehow they manage to get Belmont Red from Australia) occupy every building in the fourth quadrant.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · January 24, 2023

stop, Breet

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Jim Feldman · January 24, 2023

Was she the one hiding behind the shrubs?

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Alex Thompson · January 24, 2023

What a good dog.

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Rich Holmes · January 24, 2023

PATISSERIE TATTOOS POUTINE is the new CORRECT HORSE BATTERY STAPLE

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David Paul · January 24, 2023

Shit, now I have to change my passwords (again)...

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Chris Driggers · January 24, 2023

The phrase “souped up legs” is killing me.

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Mad Marie · January 24, 2023

Chicken Noodle

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Nicholas Lopez · January 24, 2023

IS THAT A ROBOT HORSE IN THE BACKGROUND!?

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MikeT · January 24, 2023

Hopefully it was liberated from Hanner's mum?

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Julia Allen-Hesse · January 24, 2023

Ok but why are they researching hijinks .. what the pants did they think was gonna happen geeperz

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Rich Holmes · January 24, 2023

Brant isn't the researcher, he's the subject. A cure is imminent! NARRATOR: It was not imminent.

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TV4Fun · January 24, 2023

Is that Cosette in a new job?

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Sean Kinlin · January 24, 2023

Seems like none of these labs have good Brant loyalty.

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Miyaa · January 24, 2023

Oh god he’s Pintsize’s Canadian brother. No wonder he got kicked out of Canada!

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Yelling Bird · January 24, 2023

Oh, Pintsize would LOVE this place. For the 20 minutes or so before it became a smoking crater anyways...

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schmod · January 24, 2023

I'm not sure how he'd cope with being the least-weird AI on the island

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Benson Kalahar · January 24, 2023

"The wacky hijinks lab," is the name of my new startup.

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BobC · January 24, 2023

Run Forrest, Run! I mean Brount.

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Byron Wright · January 24, 2023

Martin is now head of "Wacky AI Hijanks". His years of dealing with Pintsize gives him insight into stopping this sort of thing from happening.

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Dean Reilly · January 24, 2023

As part of his research, Breg had an entire wacky chase cued up- vegetable cart, two guys carrying a sheet of glass, 'Yackety Sax' playing on the PA, the whole deal!

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · January 24, 2023

guy on a ladder?

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Simon Green · January 24, 2023

Strict quantification of wacky hijinks sounds like Nobel Prize material for the first researcher to present the full mathematical theory

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · January 24, 2023

Is Bort related to Melon?

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Michael Boettger · January 24, 2023

Faye's business sense/ Brant's purloined upgrades... "So tell me, what would you like your butt to do?" Bubbles" Faye, no!"

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David Paul · January 24, 2023

Brant: "I want to be able to launch my butt into low-Earth orbit!" Faye: "Ah. I'll have to call our consultant about that." *rings Melon*

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Panic Blitz · January 24, 2023

Brount?

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jaelte · January 24, 2023

Grunk.

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Tannerbot · January 24, 2023

Pintsize must never make it there.

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CaseyAEC · January 24, 2023

I think they will make him director of the group.

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Fart Captor · January 24, 2023

I love he

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James Redekop · January 24, 2023

They should have known better than start a whacky hyjinks research group. You start with *serious* hijinks, and work your way up to whacky.

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Sean Kinlin · January 24, 2023

Agreed. Clearly their hijinks are much too silly.

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Chauncey · January 24, 2023

I knew Grint gave me some serious Pintsize vibes.

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Amanda Smith · January 24, 2023

Brant confirmed, and also they’re good dogs

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jaelte · January 24, 2023

Oh? Are you sure it's not Brount?