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January 23, 2023

Some Guy

Gront

Comments (92)

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Grant Blackburn · January 28, 2023

I'd not mind a Grant. though my cousins would probably not mind Brandt, Brent, Brondt, or Kymme.

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Grumpy Bird · January 24, 2023

Brant (funny enough, I typed this before reading the next comic)

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JPGer · January 24, 2023

lol, whos in the bush in the first panel XD

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Mad Marie · January 24, 2023

Emily’s hair has grown out, and she has some really weird contacts in.

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Darius Jenai · January 23, 2023

Moray doesn't even have printer paper.

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Joe · January 23, 2023

maybe his name is actually Gronk. or Grönk.

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Jim Feldman · January 23, 2023

who's hiding in the bushes

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Scott Kenney · January 23, 2023

Tamika Flynn took its head off

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Nicholas Palmer · January 23, 2023

"New Librarian" just makes me think... what happened to the old librarian :P

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Hugh Eckert · January 23, 2023

Gront! Klaatu barada nikto!

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Derrik Pates · January 23, 2023

Pretty sure Jeph missed an "s" in panel 3.

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John Smutko · January 23, 2023

As someone else mentioned, not the first time that I think we've seen the Creeper: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4935 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4960 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4959

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Mad Marie · January 24, 2023

Nice finding!

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will davison · January 23, 2023

Jeph, where’d the links to other comics go? You’ve been my morning routine since the ‘40s: open QC, read QC, use links to read Diesel Sweeties, Gunnerkrigg, Qwantz, and XKCD!

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Doc Gumby · January 23, 2023

I know! C'mon, man! Pleeeeeeeeeeaazzze? :)

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David Paul · January 23, 2023

"My name is [DESIGNATED_NAME]! Everyone just calls me Des for short..."

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Boots McGoot · January 23, 2023

A+, very good joke, i love this

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Christine Blake · January 23, 2023

There needs to be more Gronts in the world.

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Duncan · January 23, 2023

A name-tag printing license?

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Ye Olde Phart · January 23, 2023

As long as you can lookup your own name on it, that will suffice, yes.

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Matthew Van Gangelen · January 23, 2023

Also this is why I have a license.

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Leak · January 23, 2023

"Barnt"? Or maybe "ProMetal Fan Decor Only Product"? Or both? https://barnt.bandcamp.com/album/prometal-fan-decor-only-product

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Matthew Van Gangelen · January 23, 2023

Kevin Montgomery Fitzgerald Aloysius Bernardson

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Drazi · January 23, 2023

Those are goblin eyes. They can't hide and it's no surprise. They have goblin eyes.

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Vivek Patankar · January 23, 2023

Panel 1: Who's that lurking around behind the bushes?

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legobil · January 23, 2023

Yessss. I was just gonna ask that myself. Better call Evan! Have her bring the squirt gun.

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Timothy Roller · January 23, 2023

My name' Grant. Me robot.

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William Cole · January 23, 2023

Bush Creeper seems to have OG Spookybot-style snake eyes.

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Shane Wegner · January 23, 2023

"You didn't set aside 8 bytes for _your own name_?"

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Joker04 · January 23, 2023

A name's just a 4 letter word? *goes and searches through his music library*

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Alycia Bailey · January 23, 2023

Who is the sneaky looker in panel 1?

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Slashplane · January 23, 2023

Marten's new friend, obviously /s. He has a habit of befriending stalkers.

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wargrunt42 · January 23, 2023

My name is what? My name is who? My name is... Hey now, I'm an all star! https://youtu.be/rqv-urqL8a0

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Finvaara · January 23, 2023

This is the most impressive case of "Bad With Names" I've ever seen!

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Tracy Cassella · January 23, 2023

His name is Bort! (my son also happens to be Bort!) 🤣

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Beat · January 23, 2023

simply create a file called name.txt in your home directory

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Slashplane · January 23, 2023

But they are on a cloud based system and share some core system files or something.

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Bagge · January 23, 2023

it will come to them

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Carl Fink · January 23, 2023

Grant etc. reminds me strangely of the Presger Translators from Ann Leckie's *Ancillary Sword*. Is he/she/they/it looking at a cheat sheet on their right hand to read their name?

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Vilinda · January 23, 2023

Watch his name be something like Steve.

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Yelling Bird · January 23, 2023

He gives me 'Carl' energy. Fuckin' CARL...

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Carl Fink · January 23, 2023

Hey! If you want to fuck me, you have to kiss me first.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · January 23, 2023

oh my god it’s BRONT

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Flash · January 23, 2023

They're good dogs

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Calmweaver · January 23, 2023

It really says something about this place when I am genuinely unsure whether "My name' Grant" is a typo or just his thing

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R. Francis Smith · January 23, 2023

HI GRUNT

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Stephen B. · January 23, 2023

Hmm... does this count as a new named character?

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Joseph Bonnar · January 23, 2023

As of now? He works as three new characters and counting, so yes. :)

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MikeT · January 23, 2023

Clearly his name is Gary

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Slayer Anderson · January 23, 2023

I feel like this place is such a madhouse that even Marten might have good job prospects, which is as damning a statement as I've ever uttered. It'd be hilarious if he gets scouted for some organizational position while Claire is trying to understand the macro-scale lunacy.

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Dean Reilly · January 23, 2023

Why would Marten have bad job prospects? He has never shown up at work drunk, held a rave at his workplace or threatened a customer with a harpoon.

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doorbender · January 23, 2023

Benegrete

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Cute_Fuzzy · January 23, 2023

Brunt FCA

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Grace Serenity · January 23, 2023

You gotta add more stank and lisp in there! I BRUNT! EFF SCHE AY!

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panpolypuff · January 23, 2023

Bort?

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thelibrariancat · January 23, 2023

Bront

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ExBeth · January 23, 2023

I'm great with names. The problem is that other people are bad at naming.

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Sean Kinlin · January 23, 2023

Perhaps the lurker in panel 1 is named Kate, and will pop out to do a song and dance in a red dress.

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Simon Green · January 23, 2023

Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?

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MikeT · January 23, 2023

Marten sure does seem to know where is towel is of late

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Patrick Liston · January 23, 2023

All of the years he's spent befriending the strangest Northampton has to offer has prepared Marten for Cubetown.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 23, 2023

The real question we all have: Is Cubetown ready for... The Librarian.

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Wynn Donivan · January 23, 2023

I spy a bush-gremlin in panel one!

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Ursus Ridens · January 23, 2023

Yeah, wat's wid dat?

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atomicBlaze21 · January 23, 2023

I did not expect a surprise cameo in QC...

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Carl Fink · January 23, 2023

I'm whooshed. Explain?

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ValdVin · January 23, 2023

What does all the tizzy about Claire say for any prior candidates for The Librarian?

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Jay · January 23, 2023

That they all backed out at the first red flag.

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Dean Reilly · January 23, 2023

Nice to meet you, Breng.

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High, I'm Hope · January 23, 2023

He's Just Like Bart

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doorbender · January 23, 2023

Bort?

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Watso · January 23, 2023

I kinda want the whole cast of QC to move to Cubetown…

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Nicolas Demers · January 23, 2023

Maybe they are, and Northampton is a simulation...

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Dypstych · January 23, 2023

CoD's second location

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Andrew · January 23, 2023

They could set up a stable portal between the two!

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Kyle Major · January 23, 2023

Bush lady!

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Jay · January 23, 2023

Spagett?

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Hexagonal Crank · January 23, 2023

It would explain why they're sold out of souvenir "Gront" license plates at the gift shop.

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Certified Nerd · January 23, 2023

My son is also named Gront

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James Pacheco · January 23, 2023

Zaphod

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Joseph Bonnar · January 23, 2023

beeblebrox

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Matt Grayson · January 23, 2023

I'm terrible with names, too. But I get my own right over 80% of the time, so there's that.

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Andrew · January 23, 2023

Hoping for a coffee shop run by Raven and Emily!

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 23, 2023

Creeper spotted, panel 1!!

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Michael Boettger · January 23, 2023

Could that be Emmett?

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Michael Boettger · January 23, 2023

Absent minded AIs. Oh jeez.

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Jasper · January 23, 2023

Grunt

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Alan Wiggs · January 23, 2023

they're good names, Grunt

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Quinn · January 23, 2023

the inverse of yay

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Miyaa · January 23, 2023

You mean the opposite of Pintsize. Maybe his real name is Litré.

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Will Weaver · January 23, 2023

My name’ Grant

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Andrew · January 23, 2023

My’ name’ Andrew’