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January 30, 2023

Career Pivot

ha ha fuck you elon

Comments (57)

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Clifton Royston · January 31, 2023

Bubbles' expression throughout this has been just perfect. Robot Lady who has had Enough.

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Harmony Petersen · January 31, 2023

I'm personally convinced that Bubbles gets off on being annoyed. It explains her relationship with Faye soooo much.

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Ursus Ridens · January 31, 2023

I trust Bubbles on all this. The human ladies are just getting 'way ahead of themselves.

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Leak · January 30, 2023

ERB really need to do a followup on Musk vs. Zuckerberg by now... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2GVxYfKSxA (Preferably one where both get lost at the end...)

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Hugh Eckert · January 30, 2023

Bubbles's snark-o-meter is cranked pretty high today...

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Chelsea · January 30, 2023

“ha ha fuck you Elon” <3

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Rob Bos · January 30, 2023

Can someone confirm if this is Jeph Jacques? https://mastodon.social/@Jephjacques He hasn't done a verification against his account.

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Matt · January 30, 2023

All needed.

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Yelling Bird · January 30, 2023

I'd use most of those things.

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Waffles the Mooose · January 30, 2023

The subtle smirk on Bubbles' face in panel two is just 😗👌

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Stephen Wells · January 30, 2023

Bubbles is just reading these off a Skymall catalogue :)

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Dilemma01 · January 30, 2023

I'm feeling some Background Capgras Syndrome with Bubbles here. That's Bubbles' body, but that's just not Bubbles.

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William Cole · January 30, 2023

I sincerely looked at panel 1 and wondered how Marigold had gotten into this conversation.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · January 30, 2023

suddenly have in my head, to the tune of "Robot Parade": ROBOT BIDET ROBOT BIDET WASH THE BUTTS THAT THE ROBOTS MADE

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Finvaara · January 30, 2023

The AI Spa idea could do really well, I think. They've already had customers just for hair treatment. I'm still trying to find a new nail salon for pedicures after the plague destroyed the one I used to go to.

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Bagge · January 30, 2023

Well, so buy one for the shop. I keep telling you - build a robot spa and get the big bucks

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Andrew · January 30, 2023

They could go for the genuine Tatooine oil bath experience, with restraining bolts, blue milk and everything.

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Hawkeye · January 30, 2023

I uh, appreciate the dig at elon here

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BobC · January 30, 2023

I've worked at several startups. After every unsuccessful proposal, bid or grant application, we'd always bounce around ideas for how we could have done things better or differently. Sometimes we'd generate some all-new ideas, and get all enthusiastic about them. Only to realize they were completely impractical, then we'd have to spend almost as long popping our own balloons to return to Planet Earth. The thing is, after losing a contract, and going through that enthusiasm and deflation, that final place we'd reach made us certain we still had more to give, that we would try again, try better and harder, and get that contract win!

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Sleepy John · January 30, 2023

I remember, back in the dot-com days, how many companies tried to make and market a PC peripheral that would generate scents to go with video games. The money would be in the refill cartridges, just like printers. They never took off, for some reason, but a whole lot of money went into the startups.

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Lisa · January 30, 2023

I also agree with Hanners here ...

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Andrea Andrew · January 30, 2023

It’s almost like Bubbles doesn’t want other AI to get off like she does with Faye.

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Leaflemming · January 30, 2023

Their competitor is clearly Pintsize.

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Sleepy John · January 30, 2023

So, how long did it take Bubbles to place that ad before Faye saw it?

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Joseph Bonnar · January 30, 2023

Picoseconds. (Bubbles does have internet connenction built right in...)

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adrian koren · January 30, 2023

Bubs in the first panel 🤣🤣🤣

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Dean Reilly · January 30, 2023

Faye will wait until tomorrow to tell Bubbles that she bought MySpace.

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Sean Kinlin · January 30, 2023

But it only cost $29.95.

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salixOS · January 30, 2023

That car wash one does sound nice.

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Sleepy John · January 30, 2023

Say, "Boy howdy, them's some high-falutin' ideas", Bubbles.

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Peter Jensen · January 30, 2023

Pretty sure that's also been done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fH3LJ62wo4

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ValdVin · January 30, 2023

Faye, it's time for you to invent paleopunk, get some DNA, recreate the woolly mammoth, and make it an AI car wash. And teach it it say "It's a living!"

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Mad Marie · January 30, 2023

I’m currently debating whether a cyberpunk version of a cyborg mammoth or a steampunk version of a cyborg mammoth would look cooler, and I think I can only conclude that I really like both.

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Mad Marie · January 30, 2023

Would everyone please stop using those two foul four letter words in the same sentence? (F*ck and El*n) Bad imagery.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 30, 2023

Makes you want to punch out your monitor, I know the feeling. With me, any time I saw a picture of Martin Shkreli online I had to restrain the urge to "HULK SMASH!"

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Sean Kinlin · January 30, 2023

They could come up with an AI version of a litter box, but they'd probably get scooped on that, too.

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Julia Allen-Hesse · January 30, 2023

Ok but I am capital h here for cynical bubbles holy pants 😹

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Emissaries of Christ · January 30, 2023

http://humanwash.com/ Human car wash!

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Timothy Roller · January 30, 2023

Indeed. Commence the fucks, Elon.

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Jeff Gedney · January 30, 2023

I do hope that "pulling an Elon" becomes a term for destroying personal credibility, Sort of a "Jumped the Shark" but for tech careers

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Joseph Bonnar · January 30, 2023

I rather fancy the term "tated themselves", but yeah, pulling an Elon is good.

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Jonathan Marinaro · January 30, 2023

The SHADE

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Sean Kinlin · January 30, 2023

And thrown with such elan.

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Mad Marie · January 30, 2023

“moribund” is a good word about a bad thing

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chili sunrise · January 30, 2023

I’m worried Bubbles is actually super annoyed and no one is paying attention to her

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Alex R. · January 30, 2023

I think she's having fun on some level, she's got a sly smirk in panel 2.

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Mad Marie · January 30, 2023

The car wash one is reminiscent of The Jetsons

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Dave · January 30, 2023

What happened to the phone?

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Mad Marie · January 30, 2023

Faye tossed it to Hannelore?

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Zak Reichle · January 30, 2023

OMG Bubbles being sarcastic, and the eye roll! 🥹🥰 She's even more adorable

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Tannerbot · January 30, 2023

Hanners going back to the "must be clean" well for that mind set. I like it.

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Yonatan Zunger · January 30, 2023

I love how over it Bubbles is. Really, I just love Bubbles.

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Miyaa · January 30, 2023

I like how Bubbles is mimicking drinking her tea.

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zerotraveler · January 30, 2023

She's not mimicking, she's bringing it up to her nose, to smell it.

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atomicBlaze21 · January 30, 2023

Love the Elon jab, can't believe I used to practically worship the dude

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Likeablejerk · January 30, 2023

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

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Michael Boettger · January 30, 2023

And an Archer nod. Very nice!