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January 5, 2023

Return To The Sea

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SilverbackRon · January 14, 2023

I like the Poolg being the reverse of Gloop.

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Ursus Ridens · January 9, 2023

I think that the sound would be more like a quiet "Shhhhkhllluuuuphp".

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Larry · January 9, 2023

It's the reverse of when she was glooped out of the director.

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CaseyAEC · January 8, 2023

Oh yes. AI ethics!

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Jon Guyer · January 7, 2023

"ANTEATER: ...I am on the best of terms with ant colonies. It's just ants that I eat, not colonies..."

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Chloë Salzenberg · January 6, 2023

I am quite surprised that people who read a comic centering on AIs these days are so naïve about continuity of personality. When people can merge split and rearrange like corporations, concepts like murder and suicide no longer really apply most of the time. Play SOMA or read Rudy Rucker or something.

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jimbo · January 7, 2023

I'd add Pat Cadigan to authors who've explored tech and blurring of mind and identity. As far as Jeph's work, boy do I enjoy the 'naive' and positive approach to tech and world change.

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Jan Gampe · January 6, 2023

Mr. Meeseeks meets the Founders from Deep Space Nine <3

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Shane Wegner · January 6, 2023

EXISTING IS PAIN TO A MORAY, CLAIRE-Y!

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Joseph Bonnar · January 6, 2023

Interesting. This entire arc is neither black nor white. Are the Moray units independent, free willed beings? If so, could they (and other AI units) have a soul? (My personal answer is yes, by the way.) And if so, what happened to her and to her soul... This is a serious moral question Jeph has dropped on us.

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Stephen Wells · January 7, 2023

You would have to define "soul" before that would be a fruitful discussion. Aristotle, for example, would say that humans typically have three souls - vegetable, animal and rational.

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kupo · January 6, 2023

Tbh, I don't think it's murder or suicide. More like cutting off and then reattaching a limb; or taking a cup of water out of a bucket of water then pouring it back in. The director breaks off a piece of their consciousness/personality/code and grafts a sense of self onto it. Then afterwards all the original material and code is reintegrated, meaning nothing dies or is lost, merely returned to it's original place.

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Tova_Nator · January 6, 2023

EXACTLY

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KiTA · January 6, 2023

Just so we're all on the same page here... This is murder. What the Director just did was murder.

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Daryl Sawyer · January 6, 2023

Oh please.

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NinjaZaku · January 6, 2023

I'm going to have an existential crisis over jelly bots.

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Michael Boettger · January 6, 2023

This is simply the best arc I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Thank you Jeph!

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Baltakatei · January 5, 2023

Reminds me of the Juggler World seas in Revelation Space by Alastair Reynolds. Some swim in them with knowledge hopefully seen as at least amusing to the minds permeating the ocean in order to get some useful archived knowledge. Many simply get permanently absorbed.

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 5, 2023

"Ahh, sweet child of Kos, returned to the ocean... A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea. Accepting of all that there is and can be..." - Bloodborne

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Nat · January 5, 2023

So the Morays operate independently from the Director until re-absorbed. Yay's unique-ness is preserved, for now.

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Jonah Eisenstock · January 5, 2023

Also the Yays are always in sync when it comes to information. So I think they're still safe. ;) (I think this just underlines your point.)

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Scott Kenney · January 5, 2023

Kinda reminds me of Captain-Doctor Simon Afriel encountering an alien hive mind in Bruce Sterling's 'Swarm' - it grows an intelligence to speak to him on a level he can comprehend

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Jim Feldman · January 5, 2023

At least it didn't grab Martin and turn him into a meat puppet. to chat with Claire

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Comics Ladybird · January 5, 2023

Hoot! Young lady, I mean... Claire , the hero! You have defeated the Addictions! You have proven your wisdom, courage and power! ... ... ... ... As part of the Void Fish's spirit, I am the guardian of his world... But one day, the Addictions entered his world and began wreaking havoc. Then you, Claire , came to rescue the island... I have always trusted in your courage to turn back the Addictions. Thank you, Claire ... My work is done... The Void Fish will sober up soon. Good bye...Hoot! (the owl fades away)

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Josh · January 6, 2023

This is the content I come here for. d(^_^)b

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Steve DeGroof · January 5, 2023

How I kinda want avatars that I can bloop off to do tedious tasks. Like *bloop* unload the dishwasher, *bloop* check the mailbox...

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Mad Marie · January 6, 2023

I don’t mind unloading the dishwasher, but I really blooping hate loading it.

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Sean Kinlin · January 5, 2023

The Director's Morays are almost always self-absorbed.

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Joe · January 6, 2023

that's self a-moray.

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Bagge · January 5, 2023

Have some existentialism

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BobC · January 5, 2023

No, take it back!

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The Fuzzy Logic · January 5, 2023

Moray's final line does allude to a real-world ethical conundrum around AI, which is that a suitably advanced AI will be able to manipulate human psychology so subtly that you never notice it, you'll do exactly what it wants but believe it was your idea the whole time. Does Clare actually want to work for Cubetown or did the Director know exactly which buttons to push to get her to stay? What does it mean for human free will in a world where Director-level AIs control the flow of information upon which we make our decisions?

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Luke McKinney · January 5, 2023

There was a cool line about that in a book I read, an alien society run by a gigasmart AI that even the other AIs jokingly called "god". there's the first murder in millennia, and the investigators first step is "1. God didn't do it." The visitors ask "How do you know god didn't do it?" and they're "Well if god did it we'd never be able to catch them, so we just have to assume they didn't."

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Stephen Wells · January 5, 2023

That went from wholesome to Cronenberg with remarkable rapidity.

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Carin Maja Brooks · January 5, 2023

Okay, now I feel like this is slime vore somehow

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Anders Rapp · January 5, 2023

for be to be re-absorbed. The first be should be me. :-)

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Mitchell Kent · January 5, 2023

for be or not for be, that is the question.

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That Harper Gal · January 5, 2023

Well, that's a bit of a creepy ending. Love it.

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darklion · January 5, 2023

The whole body glooping thing, though demonstrative, seems a bit inefficient. Surely there's a more efficient way for a post-singularity entity to absorb information.

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Stephen Wells · January 5, 2023

It's not just absorbing the information - Moray's body is mostly computational substrate so it's recovering a physical resource.

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Ted Van Roekel · January 5, 2023

Both cool and DEEPly creepy.

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Mad Marie · January 5, 2023

Panel 5 reminds me of the genie from Aladdin a little bit.

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Populuxe · January 5, 2023

I’m gonna miss my gloopy girlfriend.

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Wayne Farmer · January 5, 2023

"People come and go so quickly here!" -- Dorothy in "The Wizard of Oz"

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Andrew L Butula · January 5, 2023

Shades of the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

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Sean Kinlin · January 5, 2023

The Director gave Claire a piece of their mind, and then took it back.

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BobC · January 5, 2023

Damn, I'm all out of upvotes. Here, take the Internet. You've earned it!

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Thisguy · January 5, 2023

This brings up a question asked in earlier strips "how many Morays actually get reabsorbed?" We know there's at least one running around still. I guess ultimately, we, as humans, cannot judge these non-human entities with non-human emotions and values. That said, I think if a Moray expressed reluctance, the Director would be okay with it and just let them keep living.

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enchantedsleeper · January 5, 2023

Two, since Moray-21 forgot to buy printer paper, which implies they're an independent entity still

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BobC · January 5, 2023

Meanwhile, Marten bumped into Steve and wet cereal is everywhere.

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Miyaa · January 5, 2023

“Oh man, not the discontinued Corn Pops cereal!” – Steve.

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Paul Moffat · January 5, 2023

So...the Morays are like Meeseeks, but if you could spawn Meeseeks by carving out redundant little chunks of your brain

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Yelling Bird · January 5, 2023

So she's a Meeseeks?

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ValdVin · January 5, 2023

Claire didn't even get a change to give a pmolg.

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D · January 5, 2023

Just a little existential dread

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Sorastro · January 5, 2023

Poolg

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Photon · January 5, 2023

With a side of Schluuuurp!

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David Durant · January 5, 2023

Creating self aware sentient beings without a self preservation instinct? Do. Not. Like.

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Brooks Moses · January 5, 2023

I'm not sure Moray-43 didn't have a self-preservation instinct of sorts; certainly l imagine that she would have avoided a non-absorptive destruction. And: Is being reabsorbed an actual end-of-self, or just a rearrangement-of-self?

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Beat · January 5, 2023

when the slime girl says "bye" and you know she must die, that's a Moray when she's gone and you're not, contemplating her lot, that's a Moray

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Jeff Gedney · January 5, 2023

"A Very Merry UnBirthday... To YOU!"

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Adam · January 5, 2023

I don't mind the 51 weeks of non-Bembo filler strips each year, but they can get pretty weird sometimes

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Czarzhan · January 5, 2023

And Claire realizes she was there for the entirety of Moray-44's life just now, beginning to end.

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Peter Jensen · January 5, 2023

From a certain point of view, not much shorter than ours: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-11-17

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Todd Ellner · January 5, 2023

My wife says "I would rather talk to the Director themselves. I do not want to be put off my guard by the APPEARANCE of humanity."

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Sammitch · January 5, 2023

Jeph just casually throwing out ever more cursed corner text to see who bites.

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mammalsounds · January 5, 2023

The ol reverse gloop slimegirl unbirth. Classic maneuver.

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Lord McDeath · January 5, 2023

This a philosophical mind field.

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ValdVin · January 5, 2023

"Minefield" or "mind field"? I mean, each is entirely appropriate.

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The Agarics Formerly Known As Plants · January 5, 2023

So does he keep incrementing the number if one of them gets reabsorbed? Like is the next one going to be Moray-45, or just Moray-44 again?

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Noise · January 5, 2023

Probably another Moray-21, after the printer paper incident.

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Nicolas Demers · January 5, 2023

POOLG

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Creeperkry · January 5, 2023

Ah yes, that philosophical cliche of "free will is dependent upon the whims of cyber jellyfish."

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Absentia · January 5, 2023

Small misspelling in panel 3. It should be "time for ME to be re-absorbed"

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SpazzyC · January 5, 2023

The drop becomes the ocean

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Nicolas Demers · January 5, 2023

i-understood-that-reference dot gif

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Keelia Silvis · January 5, 2023

Dang throwing some Mr Meeseeks ethical quandaries in at the end, starting the year with a bang

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erutan · January 5, 2023

Love that warp effect in panel 5.

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Fart Captor · January 5, 2023

the circle of unbirth is so beautiful 🥹

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Elberik · January 5, 2023

Hi I'm Mr Meeseeks!

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ValdVin · January 5, 2023

Jeez, now I hope they don't have a golf course on Cubetown.

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 5, 2023

Shhhhhhhh.... no tears, only POOLG now.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · January 5, 2023

RENOT WOL

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Mad Marie · January 5, 2023

Is that the name of the French-Canadian intern who has to go fetch the copier supplies?

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DonnieRamesJio · January 5, 2023

Well, that was an ethical conundrum I didn't expect to have embedded in my brain space

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Nicholas Lopez · January 5, 2023

Hmst

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Zig Justice · January 5, 2023

Nothing more relaxing than a good poolg at the end of a job well done

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Joseph Bonnar · January 5, 2023

Job Well Done Poolg is the name of my Weird Al tribute band.

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Ting · January 5, 2023

Not the existential crisis I came in here looking for, but here we are.