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Wow, Dane, that brings back memories. Especially when the top pouches didn't fit the magazines we were using.
Funny enough, that's exactly like my set up when I was deployed. Bottom, easy-to-access pouches? Ammo. Top, less-likely-to-get-smashed pouches? Snacks. XD
Marten, I am not one to kink shame. You do you, boo; go ahead and masticate on that leather to your heart’s content.
Well, I like (meat) jerky, and I'm not sure that any of us who like jerky can criticize the fructivores.
I just came across Piñatex on the internets tonight. Literally leather made from fruit.
Is there any reason a world with sentient AIs call it "fruit leather" instead of "fruitgahyde"?
Fruit nubuck
Honestly not bad preparations
A thousand times more practical than most of the "tactical" stuff people carry.
Just avoid the fruit pleather
Sorry Evan, but it looks like you're going to have to commit sepuku with that squirt gun. It's the only way to restore your honor!
We'll be here all day... but what a way to go!
Mmm, fruit leather.
Evan can handle security events up to planetary extinction threats with just a squirt gun and toddler-approved snacks. That is impressive.
She flusters easy, don't she? Not a good thing for a security person. *looks at Murderbot*
Murderbot is an excellent security person, and any flustering is definitely not the result of the F-word [feelings], which incidentally should be banned ////>_</////
Ok. We need (sob) to ship Evan. Suggestions, please!
I would say May but I ship her with everyone
My cow is now crying because, well, her name is Fruty (no I), and she's afraid Martin's gonna chew her all UP!
sings “never gonna chew you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and dessert you…”
I, too, am now craving a fruit leather.
squirtgun escalation: "If you don't settle down, I'll be forced to draw my nerf cannon."
Nerf John Wick, anyone? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MrnAJsxL8c
Honestly, the number of escalating situations in the workplace that can be solved with a squirtgun and/or a snack is not to be under-estimated. Really good call.
Especially if your antagonist is a cat.
I'm unclear on whether Evan's apology is for all the stuff that went down before the meeting with the Director, or if it's for the meeting itself.
Yes.
Won't go there. Won't go there.
So Evan cannot self-squirt? Very terminator, approve.
“…as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.”
I do like Evan.
Evan is becoming more and more endearing with each strip she appears in
As a vegetarian, I prefer fruit pleather.
What’s pleather?
What? No cereal?
That’s what the granola bar is for.
Tactical snacks
Was gonna say this, but you got the (snack) drop on me!
Squirt guns: surprisingly mixed effect on cats.
If plain water doesn't work just add some vinegar. It gets the point across safely.
Oh, you got me! You got me right in the forehead! ... Do you have a tissue?
Am I the only one who has never heard the term "fruit leather" before? . o O (I mean, it makes sense, but, like, as a person who enjoys dried fruit snacks, why have I never been in a situation where this terminology would have entered my lexicon?)
Nope, not the only one.
is "fruit leather" a Canadian thing?
Not just Canada. It's pretty common in USA, too.
Squirt gun is full of lemon juice
Straight to the Hague for you, tovarisch
squirt gun trigger discipline
A tall, attractive robot girl that also carries snacks? Am I the only one that's aroused?
Plus, she comes with a squirt gun to resolve conflicts. She's the complete perfect package.
Not a big fan of fruit leather. I prefer the heavily processed, over-sweetened Fruit by the Foot.
Aww, Evan is trying so hard. ❤️
Never pass up the opportunity to squirt someone with a squirt gun (with consent of course.)
Huh, shes tall.
Yeah! Evan is like, Bubbles tall.
Evan is just doing her best. ❤️