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December 28, 2022

D. Rex

this concludes BEMBO WEEK. QC returns next week. Don't feel too bad for Bembo, that's at LEAST a four-hour supply of hamburgers

Comments (34)

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legobil · December 31, 2022

D stands for Doctor. Doctor Rex.

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Jax · December 31, 2022

Flame Battle Broyale'd.

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Bagge · December 29, 2022

How the mighty has un-fallen

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Ami · December 29, 2022

You were gentle to your characters for a change. This battle didn't end with him winning a white castle

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awgiedawgie · December 30, 2022

I don't see how a chest full of BK is any more gentle than White Castle. In fact, it may be even more cruel.

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William Cole · December 29, 2022

D&D taught me that all dragons belong to the genus Draco, so I assume that's its binomial scientific name.

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awgiedawgie · December 29, 2022

Yeah, but how long have those burgers been in that chest, and are they even safe to eat now? (Yeah, I know... it's questionable whether they were *ever* safe to eat.)

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Captain Button · December 29, 2022

They were sterilized with the dragon's ionizing radiation breath weapon,

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Walt Donovan · December 29, 2022

D. Rex is "dinosaur rex?" Or is the abbreviation deeper than that?

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Richard Bennett · December 28, 2022

Bembo week is always too short :(

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Sebastian · December 28, 2022

Yes!

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Joseph Bonnar · December 28, 2022

My response to Bembo... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/1372481270284-ML05LTDQSJNWEJMY3V2K/darthvader-yesman.jpg?content-type=image%2Fjpeg

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Joseph Bonnar · December 28, 2022

It's a long word...

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Ísabel Pirsic · December 28, 2022

Is that T-Rex from dinosaurcomics ? 🦖 😧

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Richard Bennett · December 28, 2022

The pose is unmistakable, but more draconic, so possibly a descendant (depending on how your time line works)

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Leak · December 28, 2022

That mimic sign should have said "badventure"!

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Some Ed · December 29, 2022

Would that have brought revenge for what had happened to the mimic's family as swiftly?

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Joseph Bonnar · December 28, 2022

Jeph? I'm gonna go to HELL fer laughing so hard here!

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Populuxe · December 28, 2022

I hope “OW DANG IT” are my last words.

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Michael Boettger · December 28, 2022

Oh the humanity!

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Michael Bruner · December 28, 2022

Hey, that dragon had a clever eye for treasure; with the recent destruction of the local source of those burgers, they have appreciated in value!

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Rob McBobson · December 28, 2022

More of a Whitecastle fan, I take it?

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el_zilcho · December 28, 2022

Bembo is clearly a man of culture, and by that I mean he’s a Five Guys fan

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BobC · December 28, 2022

The dragon secretly loved Bembo and wanted to help him keep his job.

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Andrew · December 28, 2022

All hamburgers, no HAM.

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Sean Kinlin · December 28, 2022

Bembo would gladly slay you Tuesday for a chest full of hamburgers today.

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Miyaa · December 28, 2022

Maybe next time Bembo will woo Warrior Princess Wendy.

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OldGoat · December 28, 2022

Little ginger barbarians all over the place.

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Dorian · December 28, 2022

The paths we take to avoid our destiny are the paths that lead to it

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Etienne M.J. Dubourg · December 28, 2022

Truly Bembo is a modern Oedipus.

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Kabit Made · December 28, 2022

imagine being disappointed? maybe they all have mustard and pickles 😿

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Eric Sieck · December 28, 2022

Or even worse, ketchup 🤢

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Jasper · December 28, 2022

OW DANG IT

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Fart Captor · December 28, 2022

HECK