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January 1, 2023

Director Directions

happy new year! gonna do some more cubetown stuff, then some non-cubetown stuff, then back to cubetown, then WHO KNOWS. Well, I know. But I'm not telling you!!!!

Comments (68)

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Ursus Ridens · January 2, 2023

OK, so what we have here is post-Singularity, Swiftian society. Copacetic. What could possibly go wrong?

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That Harper Gal · January 1, 2023

Oh no, Claire is starting to realize that there's some legitimately cool stuff going on here. Now she's going to get too interested to be angry about it!

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ValdVin · January 1, 2023

Cubetown is a place where someone will spend years trying to extract sunlight back out from cucumbers. Jeph has invented his own Swiftian society.

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That Harper Gal · January 1, 2023

I mean..."trying a lot of random things, even things that seem useless on their face" is a great way to find new avenues worth researching.

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Bagge · January 1, 2023

Sounds like a great mind for scientific breakthroughs. Perhaps not as great for facility management

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Mad Marie · January 1, 2023

Organizing flow with seventy-six trombones? Yes, that’s a Moray.

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Todd Ellner · January 1, 2023

Only when you have more than a thousand reeds springing up like weeds

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Mad Marie · January 1, 2023

How to make Morays? “Mitosis from my toeses!” quoth The Director.

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SheepFace2000 · January 1, 2023

Researcher: "Ok but what's a Moray?" Director: Friend!

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Andi G · January 1, 2023

...you will tell us. Over time, you will! xD Happy New Year!

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Miyaa · January 1, 2023

Now the question I have is does this start the ball rolling for Clinton and Elliot to move here? (Did not see a bakery in the Cubetown tour.)

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Emilia · January 1, 2023

The singularity is already here, its just not evenly distributed.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 1, 2023

Happy New Year to all, or as the Klingons would say: be'nI'por (Glorious New Year!)

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David · January 1, 2023

Is the QC world on the brink of the singularity?

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PixelThis · January 1, 2023

The QC world is arguably post-singularity from Yay's point of view

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Michael Keogh · January 1, 2023

More A from Moray!

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ValdVin · January 1, 2023

Isn't it DOGS + COLD FUSION = WOOF DRIVE ? (ETA: I see I've been ninjaed by someone who didn't go out for hours of contra dancing.)

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Erin Halfelven at BigCloset · January 1, 2023

The future LOOMS ahead of us

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Carl Fink · January 1, 2023

Jeph, may I wish you a happy and healthy new year? Note: that includes hoping you're over COVID with no lasting effects!

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D · January 1, 2023

I love cubetown????

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Onedavewreckingcrew · January 1, 2023

Cubetown is a gold mine in a hurricane

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Todd Ellner · January 1, 2023

It sounds like much more of an opportunity in context. Interfacing alien and human organizational and information schema? That is "Kill for the chance to be a lowly peon" territory. To be in charge of the project? "Sell your soul and your relatives' for nine generations."

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Scott Vogel · January 1, 2023

Considering she hangs out with Martin and co. This isn't too much of a stretch for her.

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Noise · January 1, 2023

Considering she hangs out with Marten and the rest, it sounds more and more like the Director made one of those odd connections. "Trained in library science + friends with an Ellicott-Chatham + friends with multiple AIs, + acquainted with The One Who is Several = Should make a job offer."

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Dean Reilly · January 1, 2023

Clearly the next step is to monetize this discovery. Slimegirl In A Can, coming soon to a store near you!

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Steve H · January 1, 2023

That could have mixed results in reception. And could end up traumatizing both parties.

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That Blair Guy · January 1, 2023

I'm imagining this scenario where one of Claire's puns succeeds in giving the director either a world-changing insight, or a complete nervous breakdown. (Do AIs even have nerves?)

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JCfromNC · January 1, 2023

Well, Kirk certainly gave more than one AI a nervous breakdown. But that's a different universe.

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Richard Bennett · January 1, 2023

Happy New Year Jeph, and fellow readers too 🙂

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John A. Aiken, Jr. · January 1, 2023

I second that!

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OldGoat · January 1, 2023

To celebrate the New Year, can we please have a strip in which Moray has nipples? (She lactates chowder.)

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Jack · January 1, 2023

🤨📸

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Mad Marie · January 1, 2023

EMILY NEEDS TO MOVE HERE STAT

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Nancie · January 1, 2023

It’ll turn out she’s been interning here the last three years.

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Nutjob · January 1, 2023

You're not telling us because your ideas are too esoteric for a normal mind to grasp. Tl;dr Jeph Jaques is a basement jellyfish

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Jon Daneman · January 1, 2023

I, too, am basement jellyfish

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Leak · January 1, 2023

Cannot confirm; the current very Patreon-only NSFW chapter of Spinnerette has a very exuberant slime girl Sahira fucking two other Sahiras...

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Anton · January 1, 2023

One of my favorite things about how QC has always been a sort of near future weird story, like a William Gibson novel but with less violence and cuter robots. Very excited to see where the next year takes us! Happy New Year Jeph, thank you!

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Miyaa · January 1, 2023

A lot of sci-if needs cuter robots.

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Sean Blakey · January 1, 2023

I'm sorry but "DOGS + COLD FUSION = WARP DRIVE" seems like a fax from Miles Bron.

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Captain Button · January 1, 2023

Emily must be involved somehow.

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Jeffrey Anderson · January 1, 2023

Happy New Year, Jeph! Also, Happy New Year to all the followers here.

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Bill Marcum · January 1, 2023

Wait, I thought the Director was made of the exuberant slime girl stuff. Or maybe that is just one of their bodies.

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Sean Kinlin · January 1, 2023

Maybe the innovation was allowing a body made of that stuff to move around outside the water.

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TwoTone · January 1, 2023

Give Moray an absolute dumper of an ass please

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Andrew · January 1, 2023

Resistance is futile, join the collective!

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Yonatan Zunger · January 1, 2023

I have to say that I'm starting to really enjoy Cubetown. Plus, Claire is cool.

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Fart Captor · January 1, 2023

YESSSSS, CLAIRE! YOU MUST HELP BRING THE SLIME GIRLS TO THE WORLD

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Dan Tomalesky · January 1, 2023

Happy New Year!

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BobC · January 1, 2023

Oh, Jeph. Dear, dear Jeph. You'll tell us. You'll tell us all. You always do. You can't help yourself! Delay it until next year if you must, but you'll only be torturing yourself. We know this about you, Jeph.

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Leak · January 1, 2023

"Ve haff vayz of makink you tell!!!1!eins"

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Certified Nerd · January 1, 2023

Is this the Cubetown version of The R̷̻̱͖̺͈͑͝I̷̧̞̩͖̓͜Ṱ̴̤̞̰̦́͌̿Ṳ̸͉͕͉̋̉Ă̴̞͖̈́͠L̷̛̠̘͓̾͆̈́?

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · January 1, 2023

Whoa. How did you do that? (or is it part of The R̷̻̱͖̺͈͑͝I̷̧̞̩͖̓͜Ṱ̴̤̞̰̦́͌̿Ṳ̸͉͕͉̋̉Ă̴̞͖̈́͠L̷̛̠̘͓̾͆̈́?)

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Katrina Urmson · January 1, 2023

“Exuberant slime girls” is such an awesome phrase. And her following the logic IS slightly worrisome, but also just proves Yay’s point of why Claire would be so good for Cubetown.

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Todd Ellner · January 1, 2023

And vice versa. After a couple years there she could write her own ticket anywhere

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Bill Silvia · January 1, 2023

Motion to change the working name to "Exuberant Slime Girl Town."

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LH · January 1, 2023

seconded

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Michael Boettger · January 1, 2023

Claire is beginning to understand what's going on. This is either frightening as hell or encouraging for everyone.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 1, 2023

I'd suggest running for the hills but once Cubetown gets rolling the hills won't be safe no more. As Captain Kirk once said, "SCOTTY, BEAM ME UP!"

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legobil · January 1, 2023

The psychedelic jellyfish has her now. Hook, line and sinker.

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · January 1, 2023

Or the other way 'round...

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Ed Marshall · January 1, 2023

"Exuberant slime girls" is a phrase that will haunt me forever

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · January 1, 2023

That's my new neo-punk band name.

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Kate · January 1, 2023

I’m loving the cubetown stuff, so I’m really looking forward to seeing where this goes

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Tannerbot · January 1, 2023

So, Claire is gonna be a prophet of a God AI. Did not see that coming.

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Miyaa · January 1, 2023

Dogs with warp drive? Hmm.

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Jennifer Doyle · January 1, 2023

Should be "woof drive"

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Rosilin · January 1, 2023

Happy new year, Jeph!