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Of _course_ it would be the Connecticut Hunksdottirs...
Something's bugging me. I think it's that I can't figure out where her right arm/hand is.
I assume she has sisters Quadula, Quintula and Septula, she being number six.
She has an Only Forms account.
Trying to see those 941’s!
Hunk's full name is Hunk Swolesson.
“Sexula’s Dad has got it goin’ on…”
Now that I think of it, and having played through all of .hack//G.U. lately - her costume reminds me quite a bit of .hack's Pi... (Needs twin pigtails, though: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dothack/images/1/1e/Img_illust_(4).png )
So, is the collar and tie attached to anything, or...?
Many years ago I owned a pre-tied tie on an elastic band that I could just put on over my head. I assume that it's like that, but Bembo is a cartoon barbarian so it could be stapled on.
Um, where has our hero been keeping that tie? I mean, he's not carrying baggage and wearing only the regulation Barbarian Hero Animal-Pelt Gloves, Boots, and Loin Thingy.
I have a valid suggestion, BUT NO WAY TO EXPLAIN IT. Pintsize could. And probably would.
Hot
Are you a CPA, perchance?
I normally gloss over the Bembo strips, but this one got a laugh out of me.
Adversarius kidnapped her to fix his tax status. Would he have to file a return to cover the period he was dead I wonder?
A tax expert tells me: A final return for the person (assuming sufficient income), possibly an income tax return for the estate and if the estate were large enough, an estate tax return. But wait -- is this under U.S. law, Canadian law, or that of Somewhere Else?
I love the body proportions. No skinny ass princesses here.
Bembo is actually pretty realistically proportioned himself for a fit barbarian type. Like someone who is actually fit and strong, not someone who just looks it cause they only focus on their muscles.
+1 for nailing the Icelandic surname
He should have asked her to paint his house.
Bembo knows the right things to ask for.
I appreciate the curvy princess.
Guess now we know why Bembo burned down the Burger King. Insurance Fraud.
I find it terribly sad as an actual tax preparer that Bembo is actually well organized and prepared compared to some of my business clients.
He's insanely more organized and prepared than my father used to be, back when I lived at home. I mean, I presume he remains just as bad at doing his takes, but it's been nearly 30 years since I've had to watch said process. To be clear, his process was sufficiently bad that he needed to file for every extension he could get and even still usually only barely made it in time. I would think it would probably be fairly natural when one spends over half of the year trying to find the documents you need for the prior year's taxes to be a bit more attentive to exactly where you keep your receipts for the current year.
At least Bembo keeps receipts
"Gee, I didn't know there was a 'tir' TLD."
My husband’s going to be confused in the spring when I ask if he’s filed our “taxeth” yet
I am irrationally angry at the presence of a fax machine anywhere. A FAXE machine though...
It's a faxe machyne.
I appreciate Bembo dressing professionally for a business meeting
"Faxe machyne" is a mood 😂
Bembo Jaxeth
He wants her to check out his bottom line.
Panel two: I'm gonna start calling her expression "boardroom eyes".
Anyone who plays RPGs: 50K GP on swords? If they have damage modifiers or magical properties, shyeah of course.
Is this akin to what John McAfee allegedly once said? "It was like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute to do my taxes while I fucked my accountant. It was terrible."
It's her visor that pulls it together.
For me it's the surname "Hunksdottir".
Do the Hunksdottirs know Clark from Connecticut?
Is the tie made of chainmail though?
I don't really understand how the collar and tie work on her business bikini.
it's similar to how the collar and tie work on Ichiro from Magical Love Gentleman (as in ... don't think about it too hard)
I asked my cpa and if he files self employed he can definitely write off his swords and he can also write off any training expenses.
The fact that this sounds right to my layperson's understanding of tax law is concerning.
I wonder what the gold to swords ratio is. Does Bembo go for cheap and many or expensive and few?
He got one of those lease-only swords with CRM (Carnage Rights Management) software that charges you a monthly fee in addition to per-swing charges and blood guttering add-ons.
Everyone put on your neckties!
“Did your non returnable outgoings for the first half of the year exceed your deductions for quarterly VAT returns?”
“I threw somebody into a vat of acid, but I don’t think that’s where they were from in the first place…”
Huh. So the question is, is Bembo ace or just in desperate need for a CPA. Or maybe both?
Bembo has been in the adventuring business for how long? I think this is the first time he's had access to a CPA. I'd guess he's probably pretty desperate - especially since he apparently doesn't care what the P stands for.
That's a surprisingly sensible request from Bembo
Her waiting list is six months long this close to tax season!
Sexula Hunksdottir is my new favorite character.
Icelandic CPA… how was this not a Adult Swim series?
returns.
Many happy ones.