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I also came here to comment that there is a butt in the first panel.
butts disease strikes again!
THE WALL HAS A BUTT
Great, now I can't unsee it!
Isn't the Flesh Pit in West Hollywood?
Rude
Flesh pit is a briar patch
Says Brer'Sarius the Wizard.
I’d like a whole series of Bembo comics that are dating app memes!
Pro tip, Bembo: Your sword has multiple sharp parts. Try wiggling it around. Maybe chip him up into small pieces. If the pieces start moving back together, try taking an important piece, like say the head, ad walking off with it.
Note to self: Be careful around Ed. He is a pro.
Flesh pit = giant peach?
You have a very strange imagination, MM (but we knew that and are glad thereof).
Bembo actually just goes there EVERY two months when he's tired of being the burger king. The wizard keeps remaking the sign for some reason.
Nah, the sign is a mimic, as we established in previous comments. Presumably it has a grudge against the wizard.
Phineas Gage, wizard version.
Maybe the first stabbing didn't Penerate the wizards skull, and the one tonight went through a vial of healing potion? Perhaps Adversarious should consider relocating. Perhaps to an artificial landforms off Nova Scotia.
Before stabbing people's heads, maybe Bembo should consult Skullmaster, Master of Skulls.
That FACE
This is the stabbing of the wiz Adversarius Wiz Adversariuuuus.....Adversariuuuuuussss....Adversar-i-uuuusssss!
Well, I got it….
damn, and he JUST got those head stiches out too.
Maybe the wizard needs a chainmail codpiece?
Or a chainmail everything.
Bembo, when you penetrate at least learn their name
Point taken, so to speak.
The flesh pit is actually a well regarded brothel, so Bemo was a dick in two ways here.
Dick two ways is a popular thing to serve at dinner parties.
"He stabbed me through the head!" *pause* "I got better..."
Well, thet's one way to get out of an awkward situtation.
Welp, at least now, he will have a matching scar on his chest.
Adversarius has the scar, but Bembo doesn't remember, as if he was the one stabbed through the head. Or maybe he was just always like that. I bet Bembo doesn't remember why he hates wizards.
I'm suspecting there's a whole bunch of things that Bembo doesn't remember.
If at first you can't concede, stab, stab again...
Bembo no, stabbing people is a microaggression
Micro is right. Bembo's aggressor looks a bit ... "fun-size"
That cave is infected with Butts Disease
You'll get it right this time. For sure.
Son of Crembo
Butts everywhere