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September 7, 2021

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this comic will hang in the Louvre one day

Comments (72)

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Mel · September 13, 2021

Mar-bear knows Michealangelo

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Laurie Voss · September 7, 2021

This is a 100% accurate take on Michelangelo.

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Greg R. · September 7, 2021

So... can we say May is the id to Marigold's ego? Base, disgusting, lousy impulse control, but also the source of the survival instinct? And Momo would be the superego.

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Ami · September 7, 2021

Holy crap, yes! Michelangelo would be talking so much smack and getting banned for the fights he'd start

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Cas · September 7, 2021

To all the people wondering why she'd want to push for more money: streaming is a hell of a stressful job. You can't really take more than a rare vacation, and content has to come out every. Single. Day. Burnout is inevitable. Sure, she's got tons of cash *now*, but she'll almost certainly retire young. If she doesn't want to have to pick up a new career after, best make the nest egg sizable.

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Douglas E. Smith · September 7, 2021

If Marigold is making so much money already that she needs May as a manager and Hanners as an accountant, does she really need to shill merch? I feel May is leading her down a dark path. That said, "Nothin' ventured, nothin' jizzed in," is a perfect summary of, I'm gonna guess, 90% of business endeavors.

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Todd Ellner · September 7, 2021

She isn't stupid and realizes this is not a viable long term career. That means making the most of what you have.

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Ísabel Pirsic · September 7, 2021

Apparently, he’d rather have dogboys: “It is said that the great Italian sculptor and painter Michelangelo owned a Pomeranian, and the dog would sit on a satin pillow while he watched him paint the Sistine Chapel” (https://dogs-in-history.blogspot.com/2020/05/michelangelos-pomeranian.html)

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Steve DeGroof · September 7, 2021

Fully expecting to see fan art of Burger Oni shilling ALL THE THINGS.

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Sean · September 7, 2021

Ah, reminds me of the scene in the movie where he's haggling with the pope, who interrupts him with "Michelangelo Buonarroti would you bargain with your pontiff?" all peeved, before accepting the next offer. Such a funny scene.

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Captain Button · September 7, 2021

Like he did over "The Last Supper"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Aj7W3g1qo

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Granite · September 7, 2021

What's the over/under of one of your French fans printing this out and taping it up in the Louvre somewhere?

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Mel · September 13, 2021

I think it'd also work well as graffiti

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Bagge · September 7, 2021

And then he would draw furry porn... wait, I feel that topic has already been brought up in this comic

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Nulgar · September 7, 2021

We haven't seen Burger Oni yet, right? Getting more curios each strip...

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Lucas Werkmeister · September 7, 2021

we've seen her: https://www.patreon.com/posts/burger-oni-49680337

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Lucas Werkmeister · September 7, 2021

This whole arc started with Marigold having more money than she knows what to do with, why would she need or want to sell out?

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Alex Black · September 7, 2021

Capitalism?

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Professor Harmless · September 7, 2021

Not the Louvre. Some place else though. It is going be weird looking at this comment in 500 years.

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Shane Wegner · September 7, 2021

It would obviously be called BurgerYoni™!!!

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Shane Wegner · September 7, 2021

Beeps already has the skills to QA test it

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NinjaZaku · September 7, 2021

The thought of Michaelangelo picking fights with Twitter randos and drawing lewd art is...amusing

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Yelling Bird · September 7, 2021

LEWD ART? YOU DON'T HAVE TO IMAGINE THAT! HALF OF HIS CAREER WAS PAINTING NAKED DUDES!

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doorbender · September 7, 2021

Babida boopee?

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Kyle Schumacher · September 7, 2021

Damnit man, I don't speak Italian. And where are the gesticulation emojis?

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Matthew Foweraker · September 7, 2021

Leonardo da Vinci meanwhile have eight different YouTube channels three different patrons and for ongoing kickstart as all of which being various stages of hiatus.

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Mitch Megaw · September 7, 2021

Now you’ve done it. #catboysistine

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Todd Ellner · September 7, 2021

Way, way back in 1956 Stan Freberg gave us the ultimate statement on artistic integrity and commerce. Right around 2:10 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hDDnAbBwQaM

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Mark · September 7, 2021

Freberg was a genius!

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dragonkittyrawr · September 7, 2021

So accurate

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Sleepy John · September 7, 2021

Michelangelo was a sculptor who kept trying to get the Pope off his back so he could stop painting crap and get back to the marbles. Didn't work. The Pope could pay.

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Maugrim · September 7, 2021

What about a combination fleshlight with a monster drink holder on the other end. Dont mix them up!

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Nulgar · September 7, 2021

Don't kinkshame.

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Daniel S · September 7, 2021

Michelangelo was a dude trying to make a living. He ABSOLUTELY would have been sitting in a gamer chair pounding energy drinks if he could have been.

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Nicolas Demers · September 7, 2021

This is the thing: the great masters of the Renaissance weren't necessarily doing it For The Art, they were doing it for the $$$. Especially the Sistine Chapel, which I think Michelangelo hated doing? The Pope was a stingy bastard, the work conditions were terrible, and his heart was really in sculpture, not painting

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Yelling Bird · September 7, 2021

"NOTHING VENTURED NOTHING JIZZED IN" IS MY FAMILY MOTTO!

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Zach Elwyn · September 7, 2021

Tell you what, next time I’m in Paris I’ll gladly tape up a copy of this strip and take a picture for you

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Zach Elwyn · September 7, 2021

Ha, nice. My family actually lives in Paris, so I’ll do the actual Louvre version as well at some point.

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Fart Captor · September 7, 2021

Catboy Sistine Chapel would rule tho

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Eldritch Insights · September 7, 2021

Marigold entering the confusing but ultimately necessary world of shilling. This comment brought to you by RAID: Shadow Legends.

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Chas Simmons · September 7, 2021

Michelangelo was pretty much coerced by the Pope. Not a great analogy on May's part.

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Zodiak · September 7, 2021

And she's being coerced by May!

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JD · September 7, 2021

If she really wants to be moral about this, she can only do ads for products she actually likes.

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Nutjob · September 7, 2021

Wait. He's dead? RIP in peace Best Turtle

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Nulgar · September 7, 2021

*adds a zero to the pricetag of his artworks*

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Jon Delfin · September 7, 2021

Michelangelo not Michaelangelo

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Nicolas Demers · September 7, 2021

Unless May is confusing the artist with the turtle. She wouldn't be the only one!

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Anthony Gaglianese · September 7, 2021

The funniest thing is, that last line.....she's not wrong in any way.

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TheAnntagonist · September 7, 2021

Right next to the Sistine Chapel

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MercuryBuddha · September 7, 2021

"this comic will hang in the Louvre one day" Okay, someone needs to print this comic out and send Jeph a pic of it hanging in the Louvre.

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at0m · September 7, 2021

If I lived in France I'd already be in the car

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Absynthe · September 7, 2021

If Michelangelo were alive right now, he'd be hanging with Lil NasX

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Mortimer Langford · September 7, 2021

*Reading last panel...* Speaking from experience there, Jeph? Lol

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Dean Reilly · September 7, 2021

The Pietà, but it's Sonic and Knuckles.

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TwoRavens · September 7, 2021

Not only would they be catboys, they would be very flamboyant catboys.

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Bartley J Drood · September 7, 2021

Cowabunga!!!

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Miyaa · September 7, 2021

“Nothing ventured; nothing jizzed in” sounds suspiciously like something Yelling Bird would say. Hmm…

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Michael Boettger · September 7, 2021

May may be onto something there. Imagine your favorite, say, comic strip, sold t-shirts and prints and coffee mugs. Oh wait.

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Matt Grayson · September 7, 2021

I’m wearing Faye’s Bear monster shirt right now, so getting kick etc.

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AKOD · September 7, 2021

As Lorde would say: In the back but hey, still the Louvre.

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Alex Borders · September 7, 2021

I feel absolutely confident that, at some point, some fan has worn a QC t-shirt in the Louvre. So, Jeph's art has, in fact, been displayed in the Louvre.

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Edward Clayton Andrews · September 7, 2021

Hisstine chapel?

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Uniquitous · September 7, 2021

Jizztine

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EssemEcks · September 7, 2021

I'd take my vtubers doing product placement over sponsored streams for Raid: Shadow Legends any day.

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at0m · September 7, 2021

I want to see catboy sistene chapel

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Miyaa · September 7, 2021

Some artist has probably already done this.

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Lord Crusade · September 7, 2021

By the laws of the multiverse, its already is hanging there

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Yonatan Zunger · September 7, 2021

They're not wrong.

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High, I'm Hope · September 7, 2021

Been on hrt three months may is goals

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Tamara Macadam · September 7, 2021

god mood

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Peter McDevitt · September 7, 2021

nah; Raphael would be the one picking fights with people. Michaelangelo is a party dude.

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Chris Weigert · September 7, 2021

Renaissance Patron Cath’lic artists, artists who don’t bow down, artist power!