Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
no, may
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I'm picturing a fantaflesh burger at the end of a "torch" now...
New store item? LOL!
And just not one person is going to comment on the side-hug pulling her into her newly-endowed robotic boob? I know that "flesh light" eats up a lot of oxygen in the room, but . . .
Did May not actually have a second item to discuss and had to think of something on the spot?
*Yes, may
Well... It is a way to make more money...
It's just occured to me that May specified that her chassis should have a human-standard number of holes. Which means, functionally speaking, she has a couple of fleshlight-equivalents installed in her nethers. So for an AI, this kind of suggestion probably isn't nearly as weird.
"human-standard number of holes" - but are they in the human-standard locations? I now have the horrifying image of May inviting Sven to play 'hunt the vagina'. I think i need to go look at cute pictures of baby rabbits for an hour or two, to recover.
Your way, right away.
Way back when Hello Kitty hit it's height in popularity, I saw Hello Kitty vibrators for sale. I was thinking about buying one just for the novelty of the thing and it quickly got yanked. I guess it wasn't licensed. Wonder how much a still in box would go for on ebay.
In Portland Oregon at Washington Square Mall, Sanrio had a physical store there and they had a Hello Kitty vacuum cleaner.
No, no I'm not looking on Etsy for one of these.... no perish the thought... ummm
try Amazon - they got it all
Persuade MommyMilkers to release one at the same time. Then it's not weird, it's just a regular normal thing that streamers do. Right? 😆
Branding! It works
I think branding might be a little extreme even for May
Now there's the May we know and love
I guess with Pintsize out of commission, May has stepped up to fill the Pintsize-shaped hole he left behind...
Phrasing!
Burger Oni Dakimakura. They have Mass Effect ones for Garrus and Tali, so...
I think that's in the pipeline: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4522
When you say you have multiple things to argue about but really it's just one thing and you wanted to schedule a lot of time for it without looking unreasonable.
Eh,... I don't believe it. That pause was "Crap! she didn't fight me on the Yoga or going with Hanners business model,.. I know - pick something she's gotta say no on to keep my goblincred,....."
Goblin May is back
Goblin May is best May
May has never studied the door-in-the-face technique to get someone to comply with a request. You start with a request you know will get rejected out of hand (the door in the face.) Then you ask for a more reasonable request, the one you wanted them to say yes to all along. For example, May wants Marigold to do yoga. Wrong way: May: Marigold, you should do yoga. Marigold: I don’t want to. Right way: May: You should sell a Burger Oni fleshlight. Marigold: No way in hell! May: Okay. Can I at least get you to start doing yoga for your own health? Marigold: Yeah, I guess so.
Unless, may has another idea that is just a little bit less repulsive.
Oh, May...you can't just drop a bomb like that without some kind of lead-up! That's like going for butt stuff without any lube!
On the one hand... "No." On the other hand..... Hands get tired and flesh lights work?? I guess?
On the other hand, there's probably a non-AI version of May's body out there for *ahem* hobbyists.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY GODDAMN MONEY!
I ACCIDENTALLY THE FLESHLIGHT. THE WHOLE THING.
May...no
Not...quite...the brand she's going for here, May.
OMG no May you ding
May still precious
That is definitely an idea, I can see May saying the labia would be molded from burger patties.
It’s got crinkle cut pickles in the middle 😏🤤
Well, May is still May, I suppose
A certain succubus I follow on Twitch once said "i guarantee every VTuber who has had more than 100 concurrent viewers has had at least one viewer blast one off to them". May knows the market.
Good lord¹. ------------ ¹: I mean it would make money hand over fist but (t), MAY. PLEASE.
Which is why the fleshlight is needed!
I apologize but what is "Burger Oni?"
I had to look up. "Oni" are Japanese mythological creatures akin to trolls or orcs.
Several podcasts immediately came to mind *shiver*
Burger Oni Boob Mousepads.
Or Milkmommy420 Udderly Big Boob Moo-pad
Who programmed May’s AI? Yelling Bird?
Dakimakura might be a fair idea, then. "You may not be able to fuck Burger Oni, but damn, you sure can cuddle!" I think the marketing practically writes itself.
I thought they were in talks about that already, for a kickstarter?
I was worried that May was going soft on us
Only the anatomically normative bits
“Wow, really stuck my foo—“ “NO.”
Some things never change. I.E. May's sense of propriety.
From her facial expression in panel 5, it almost looks like May blanked and this was the first thing that popped into her mind.
Yeah that’s my reading too. I think May in business manager mode can think of all the ways that could go badly, but I can entirely believe this would be the first thought to cross her blank mind.
I’d think this was a decoy suggestion. A suggestion to use if Mar was too resistant on the yoga, so she’d be all “ok, let’s go back to the previous topic”.
That's a very charitable interpretation and I honour you for it.
Obviously, you lead with the first one that's for her benefit. Then you go into fleshlights.
Merchandising, merchandising! That's where the real money is!
Burger Oni rotisserie grill! Set it and forget it!
May knows what the fans want.
MAY NO
... may. may, it doesn't suit the brand, despite how many fans may think it suits them.
*wonders if there are actual vtuber fleshlights out there. And if so, who does the modeling?*
If/when they happen, it'll likely be through Bad Dragon
I don’t suppose Topatoco is gonna be featuring those 👉👈
My mind immediately picture an actual silicone hamburger with a slight gap between the patties. And I both love and hate it.
LMAO
Hi May, remember that line not to cross? It's now back there.
That one panel pause is absolutely perfect and art
I can't fault her for trying.