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Non-Slip Surface
September 8, 2021

Non-Slip Surface

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Comments (48)

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Ash/e · September 9, 2021

I have a yoga mat underneath an area rug in my living room - it's useful for subtle feedback when getting close to the boundary zone while in a VR game without the immersion-breaking Fence appearing in the game. Marigold can always do something like that if she decides to play a VR game for her audience. And it means that my exercise spot is always out and available to use, without being a tripping hazard.

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John · September 10, 2021

That's a great idea! Thanks for posting it!

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Lee B. · September 9, 2021

lol I love Dale

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Carl Fink · September 9, 2021

It occurs to me that both Marigold and Hannelore are very ... prosperous. Marigold has a big income, and Hannelore is just rich. I'm pretty sure her dad would just hand her millions if he had the faintest idea she wanted money. The gift is literally just a gesture, of no economic significance to either one.

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Mike O'Dell · September 9, 2021

Soooooo much unneeded and even less wanted advice! The last thing she needs is an effing audience!!!!!!!

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Maurice Kessler · September 8, 2021

That's what Freecycle's for, Marigold. To remove the reminders.

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Todd Ellner · September 8, 2021

Who needsFreecycle? These days out it on the sidewalk with a "Free" sign

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Joe Vandevander · September 8, 2021

For me, personally, the more I spend on an activity, the less likely I am to successfully pursue it. Then, like Marigold, every time I see the objects associated with the "failed" endeavor, I feel a twinge of regret and shame.

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Some Ed · September 9, 2021

Well, good news for Marigold, then: she spent nothing on this.

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Marc Ducharme · September 8, 2021

There are an awful lot of my favourite characters in that last panel.

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Sarah Ellis · September 8, 2021

Where's Emily with her prototype adaptive fit yoga tights that won't turn sheer when you stretch?

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Oedlan · September 8, 2021

Just make them out of neoprene. No see through. (Or breath through though....)

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Bagge · September 8, 2021

I love that Hannelore colour cordinated her top with the mats

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Brannon Boren · September 8, 2021

Fact: Yoga mats are 6 x 3. This means you can cut one in half and have two non-slip mats of exactly the correct size to play the X-wing miniatures game (in which it is very important to keep the miniatures from accidentally sliding around). Because yoga mats are so much cheaper than the mats sold specifically to play the game on, for a while when the game was new, Amazon's "You might also like" suggestion for yoga mats was X-wing miniatures.

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Am Queue · September 8, 2021

With this attitude toward *potential* failure, how did Marigold ever, ever, EVER, try something she hadn't done before? Like, streaming for the first time, or even playing a game with other people around to see her?

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Aaron Schulz · September 8, 2021

Well streaming she gets to hide behind an avatar which probably helps and I bet its the only thing she thinks she is good at.

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Mad Marie · September 8, 2021

I expect the blocks and straps could be useful for better positioning though.

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John · September 8, 2021

Hanners the Phobic went away and returned as Hanners the Wise.

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Grace Serenity · September 8, 2021

Marigold, yoga mats are dirt cheap and Hanners is just being thoughtful! Don't read too much into it!

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Yelling Bird · September 8, 2021

THE FRICTION BURNS ARE THE BEST PART!

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Mad Marie · September 8, 2021

no pain, no gain?

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Anthony Gaglianese · September 8, 2021

Things to not have sex on: Yoga mat, bare mattress, shag carpet, concrete, airport conveyor belt, wood chipper intake, canoe.

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Grace Serenity · September 8, 2021

Nah, the wood chipper is great! It adds to the sense of danger by being actively dangerous!

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Carin Maja Brooks · September 8, 2021

From personal experience, you can definitely use it without getting friction burns. The key is expecting no slip

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Ste Saunders · September 8, 2021

I imagine the lack of slip could even be beneficial in certain positions? Doggy style, for example, could benefit from limbs not slipping around?

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DVW · September 8, 2021

Dale knows what's important. I can also recommend not having sex on a bare mattress with no sheets. Or um so I've heard.

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at0m · September 8, 2021

Slip n slide or Velcro, no inbetween

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fluffy · September 8, 2021

I have so many yoga mats and I've never used them for yoga. Or for sex, that just seems like a bad idea.

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Nancy Boutwell · September 8, 2021

Not nearly enough padding!

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Mister Cletus · September 8, 2021

Just a heads-up: that's good advice. VERY good advice.

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Thisguy · September 8, 2021

Now at least she will be guilted into trying out yoga long enough to be sure that she hates it. Too easy to just do 1 or 2 sessions, be sore and give up.

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BobC · September 8, 2021

Just write "Burger Oni" on it and sell it!

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Dean Reilly · September 8, 2021

'May, here's 500 yoga mats and a Sharpie. Get started.'

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Lana · September 8, 2021

I would like to see a Dale-centric storyline at some point. He's a good dude.

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David Jackson · September 8, 2021

With all the build-up I now have my fingers crossed that it's going to turn out Marigold actually *loves* yoga

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Zodiak · September 8, 2021

Turns out that being super bendy is her secret super power.

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Tamara Macadam · September 8, 2021

***ow***

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Michael Boettger · September 8, 2021

Team Hanners/Team Marbear..Assemble!

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Ken Carlile · September 8, 2021

First thing I think is, yeah, I need another one of those so I can put my workbench on it. That way it won't slip when I'm .... planing.

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Joel Bateman · September 8, 2021

Sure Jeph. We believe you.

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doorbender · September 8, 2021

So is it worse than carpet burns?

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Some Ed · September 9, 2021

I've been told it's quite a bit worse. But I'd personally think it would depend on the carpet. I've personally skinned a knee on a yoga mat, but that was doing yoga at home in my shorts rather than doing it in sweats. On the one hand, that wasn't much more painful than the one carpet burn I managed to get. On the other hand, getting the carpet burn happened at a much greater speed and level of force (I was carrying a heavy load and tripped - but somehow kept from spilling my load so all that extra weight was on my knee when it hit, too.)

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Terry Parry · September 8, 2021

Hmm, so does the mat have that kung-fu grip?

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Law the Fox · September 8, 2021

Uh huh, I'm sure... XD

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Fatal Insomniac · September 8, 2021

A yoga class, but for fuckin'

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Joel Bateman · September 8, 2021

You know, a certain website that's a Hub has a few videos about that.

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Miyaa · September 8, 2021

GDI May

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Max D S · September 8, 2021

Is this... also from personal experience? Edit: for once I failed to read the subtext :(