Gnar Plrgh
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“Don’t you goblin at me” may be the best retort I’ve ever read/seen. Thankyou for this gift💚
Jeph has drawn my favorite panel ever! Panel 5 is the shit! Yes!
I love the goblin eyes in frame 5.
"Gnar Plrgh" sums up the situation pretty well. C'mon, folks, we've all felt that way and have probably expressed it worse. I can think of many times when I wish I'd, um, goblined (goblinned?) instead of saying what I said then.
this is very good
Damn, May is amazing...can I hire her???
May rules.
I have decided that "Don't you goblin at me" goes into my big bag o insults (TM). Right next to: Son, you're sadder than a T-rex trying to get a selfie without using a selfie stick.
Damn! You gotta give May MAD respect for taking her "job" seriously, and doing it WELL! Here's to hoping that she keeps it up.
I doubt that she will fail this one. She is fully engaged, and aside from the fighter jet incident she has rarely been challenged previously. Although, she was charged for the fighter jet incident.
Will be looking WAY too hard for an opportunity to tell someone, "don't you goblin at me" now. Thanks for adding a side quest to my life
Goblins taking care of each other. 10/10 best content
"Don't you goblin at me!" New phrase when dealing with annoyed animals.
Love that she gets the evil Yay eyes when she goblins
Can we get a Marigold goblin art?
AND included with Marigold goblin art, we also need May hobgoblin art!
Not goblin. Clearly Murloc. Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburgle
Do I detect a bit of author-insert?
Nah that’s next week’s comics. Or the week after? I’m so far ahead it’s confusing
this just proves that May is scarily efficient when she needs to be. so how the fuck did she get caught?
She stole a fighter jet. That left her pretty exposed, and guaranteed that she would be a high priority target.
I hope that whatever wake up hour this is, it actually represents a decent amounts sleep in Marigold’s schedule. Sufficient sleep is needed. (all we know is that May has been up since 6am, probably catching Aurelia before she went to bed, but hopefully it’s much much later than that.)
May is alpha goblin
May is really coming into her own. She can be pushy ("I've set aside a limited amount of time for you to disagree with this") and judgmental ("you stink") in a helpful way. Problem is, how much success does Marigold really want?
Marigold is doing the goblin-ing wrong. They have shark teeth. ;)
Fellow Alfie reader spotted
Mrglmrglmrglmrgl!
No, it's "Mmrnmhrm".
Do NOT let her meet HannerMom!
I dunno. I kinda see May as wanting to do this sort of job for Marigold - not for the job itself. Also, the challenge of pushing Marigold into adulting is exciting! Being a PA for the HannerMom would be very different - a lot more personal care, and a lot less business organizing. Someone like Tilly (wasn't that their name?) might attach themselves to her for the education, but I can't see May as that invested in that sort of personal growth. I'm rambling a lot here. Does any of this make sense?
Holly hell I love this page so much. I laughed way to much at "don't you gobln at me!"
shes so good at her new job. i love it.
… Welp, I gotta go take a shower now. Don’t want to attract a stinky pervert.
They're popular vtubers. That's like asking what Markiplier does.
I’m realizing that I don’t really understand exactly what Marigold and Aurelia do. They have avatars on the internet that…talk to other avatars? Play video games? What is it that people are paying money to watch them do? I know, I am a naive newborn babe when it comes to the internets…
Most profitable streamers (that I know of) stream themselves playing games. People follow along. We know that Marigold and Aurelia are game streamers, don't we?
Dang. May could take over the world if it weren't for that poor impulse control/convicted felon thing.
At this rate she can just BUY a fast jet aircraft she wanted to steal. Play the game, get what you want.
First few weeks will be hardest. Once initial protocols are set in place and a routine is started it will al” be much easier.
I feel like May's taking the short path. First day will be the hardest, the second day will be rough, easy peasy from there on.
Sounds more like she's murloc'ing than goblin'ing to me, by that may be my WoW bias showing.
I see the word murloc and I hear it in my brain.
Loving May like this
She has found her purpose in life!!
It is just me or does May look extra buff? This is not a complaint. :3c
Her new body is pretty amazonian.
So... Aurelia did not get much sleep last night, I take it.
Given how many times we see her awake after midnight, I'm going to guess she's a night person
Isn't random keyboard mashing AI swearing?
Depends on if it's Cryptographically Secure random keyboard mashing or not...
Isn't random kw
I have to warn you, that looks like goblin, but sounds like Cthulhu — May may need Yay.
As a Cthulhu minion, I agree.
"Blaart!" (although that may be the wrong type of goblin)
Where can I hire a tall booby robot asshole to boss me around into getting my shit together?
When you figure it out, let me know.
lmao
Bonestly sounds pretty pro professional
Man I must hire a May
I had forgotten that May took on the task of being Marigold's business manager. And I'm looking forward to seeing May get Marbear into adult life.
SHE CAN GO GOBLIN ON ME ANYTIME!
Goblin deez nuts!
Wow she does so well in this job, may is awesome
“Hatin yourguts shutup” - “this is what you hired me for” - “I KNOW”
What did Jeph type in Goblinese?
mrfl rfglsm gluhrm GLRM
So did the shower happen between panels 1&2 or did her cami morph into a towel?
Yes it did. That's when May got her the coffee too.
Marigold coffee goblin tee shirt?
I'm sorry. My Google search of all these words comes up with nothing.
Ah. You need to use Garghlllh Translate, specifically.
The only thing worse than being a successful adult is being an unsuccessful adult, and the only thing worse than that is being a kid.
That goblin pose in the last panel is *glorious*!
Agreed!!!! How did she go from Aerodynamically Curvaceous to GLRMing Goblin so quickly?
Marigold finding herself a victim of the consequences of her own actions
That happens to me the moment I wake up too!
... I have lost count of the number of program managers I've interviewed in the past few months, and I want to hire May on the basis of one comic strip.
We need to accidentally create QC-type AI, seriously.
Marigold and the Milkmaids!
Mary-maids! Milk-Gold!
Also: May needs is a sharp uniform and a whip. If it doesn't appear in comic, I'll just pay another artist to draw some fan art.
Damn. A gremlin calling out a goblin. Never thought I'd see that!
The moment when your fun side hustle/hobby suddenly becomes WORK 😰 -many online "content creators" start to break down at this point.
Though I guess most don't have someone like May to deal with the administrative work, and burn out on that aspect of the job.
A little bit of an accent, but her Goblin is fairly good.
Flmhgyulb!!
Super relatable
Don’t you goblin at me! 😂
Wow, early!
So indirectly she's finally doing that AI assistant work around Dale... Just not in a pair of smart glasses now
May is so good at this! Is bossing people around her true calling?
I'd say, only people who both want and need for someone to boss them around. Me? I'd have fired her before she could put down the pan after the second alarm. But I wouldn't have hired her to be my alarm clock, and I wouldn't have hired her with the carte blanche that Marigold did, in large part because I'm not Marigold and do not need help with the things Marigold needs help with. Sure, I got problems, but they're different. That's the thing about different people.
Adorable lol
Can *I* hire May?
Right? I need her, too.