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Management
August 25, 2021

Management

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David B H Kahn · August 25, 2021

I've had a crush on may from the beginning. Her growth just making me love her more.

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Bill Hall · August 25, 2021

Panel 3

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Todd Ellner · August 25, 2021

Nah. Some martial art involving interesting weapons. With a good teacher who taking the students as you find them and is encouraging. It will fit in with the gaming part of her job and get the cardio health, balance, and all the rest. You can for nd everything from Portuguese staff fighting and HEMA to traditional Japanese martial arts in Massachusetts

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Phil A · August 25, 2021

My wife is a yoga teacher, she thinks I should learn yoga, and she's right. I should. Some day.

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Chris Gallaty · August 25, 2021

Alternate title: "In which Jeph learns 'Be careful what you wish for."...

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JourneymanWizard · August 25, 2021

"It's a job. Sometime, I'm here because you pay me to be here." - Me, to my boss. And I didn't get fired right after.

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Mark · August 25, 2021

Employers who expect passionate dedication with not the slightest hint of respect in return are the worst.

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Mad Marie · August 25, 2021

“Kiddo”, an abundance of wisdom…how old is May, anyway?

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Lightsabr2 · August 25, 2021

I've for a while felt like AIs were weird because their mental, emotional, and physical ages would likely be far different from the Human Model.

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Onyx · August 25, 2021

Can May come be my assistant?????

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Bagge · August 25, 2021

I kinda think May enjoy being taller than Marigold

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Absentia · August 25, 2021

May's just out here completely turning Marigold's world around.

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William Cole · August 25, 2021

Apparently, nice_list.txt has far-reaching implications.

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Miyaa · August 25, 2021

At least May isn’t like “hey Marigold, you need to lose 20 pounds” or “You should calm down more when you’re streaming, you sound agitated from the VODs I’ve sampled.” Right?

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Pete · August 25, 2021

Definitely. May's controlling approach yesterday could have been flagging a power trip, but the addition of reassurance, validation, and boundary setting suggests she has a much more rounded management style.

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Peter Lewerin · August 25, 2021

"Dang, I followed you because you were such a directionless slob, and now you're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed..."

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That Harper Gal · August 25, 2021

Damn it, I was going to start doing yoga again today. Tomorrow, I suppose...

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Christof Ley (Bradley) · August 25, 2021

You got this!

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VoxOrbisBrad · August 25, 2021

No, no, I can see it - if Marigold doesn't start some good habits right away, all that sitting at a chair streaming all the time is going to do terrible things to her back and stuff.

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MikeT · August 25, 2021

May casually taking advantage of the fact that she is way tall

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Blaine Hebert · August 25, 2021

Are you sure that this is May?

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Christof Ley (Bradley) · August 25, 2021

Its amazing how much of an improvement switching from a job to loath to one you are content or even enjoy is on your whole outlook on life.

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Nicholas Lopez · August 25, 2021

I always forget May's new eyebrows are bushy af

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Mark · August 25, 2021

They were an odd aesthetic choice.

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Sleepy John · August 25, 2021

wut

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Elberik · August 25, 2021

Ineresting to see May in "giving a shit" mode

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SpookyPenguin · August 25, 2021

kundalini yoga too, get on that floor and I wanna see some bending!

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Scott Vogel · August 25, 2021

I love where this arc is going.

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Carl Fink · August 25, 2021

With Kanye West legally changing his name to "Ye" (pronounced "yay"), will our favorite AI demigod adopt a new one herself? It isn't as if she's restricted by laws.

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Czarzhan · August 25, 2021

"They" and "themself" (themselves?), not "she" and "herself"

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Yelling Bird · August 25, 2021

YEAH, YOGA! NAKED YOGA! TEAM, NAKED, JELLO, YOGA!

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MisterVimes · August 25, 2021

May is 100% what Marigold needs. Maybe not the Yoga, but the rest, and some kind of scheduling getting out of the house/staying healthy is super important in a self-directed job.

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Aleks · August 25, 2021

My dad used to lean on me like that when we were playing Baldur's Gate/Civilization together, and panel 3 is putting a lot of good weight on my emotions right about now.

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Chauncey · August 25, 2021

At 6’7”, the thought of simply getting out of bed hurts (being tall isn’t great for your knees). But, can confirm Panel 3 is me

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R L · August 25, 2021

May, for the love of f'ck, choose your battles

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legobil · August 25, 2021

I mean, it is an easier battle when you take your opponent with a surprise ambush?

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Nancy Boutwell · August 25, 2021

Dah-yum, May!

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Matt Donaldson · August 25, 2021

It's a little hard for me to imagine May being so...responsible. May and yoga, what? Maybe my perception of her personality has been so colored by the bad attitude that living in poverty with a worn out chassis can engender. It's hard to shine when you're covered in shit. That said, the shock and terror on Marigold's face in that last panel is just wonderful. OH NO

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William Cole · August 25, 2021

Actually, there was a strip a while back where May was performing… something (at the time, I called it "knife yoga"), so the yoga thing is not completely out of the blue.

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Finvaara · August 25, 2021

Layin' down the wisdom with a big blue amazon goblin. I love it.

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Dean Reilly · August 25, 2021

Maybe May should have handed out copies of the agenda at the start of the meeting.

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Yonatan Zunger · August 25, 2021

I am loving Professional Goblin May more and more.

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Darnel D Cooper · August 25, 2021

lol *gasp* LOL!

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legobil · August 25, 2021

”Definitely not speaking from personal experience in panel 3” Really now? What about Panel 6 then? ;)

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Carlton Drummond · August 25, 2021

I'm so proud of may God damn

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Populuxe · August 25, 2021

I honestly did not expect her to be so good at this.

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Captain Button · August 25, 2021

[imagines Marigold in yoga pants...]

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Miyaa · August 25, 2021

Imagines May wearing an 1980’s power suit with the huge shoulder pads trying to command the room with artists and merchants wanting Burger Oni or whatever Marigold’s persona is.

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NinjaZaku · August 25, 2021

What's your angle here, May? Wait no that sounds wrong. How can May twist this -- wait fuck --

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R L · August 25, 2021

And there it is.

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Ting · August 25, 2021

Marigold: do you perchance know how's the progress on brain uploading? Just curious

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Ted Van Roekel · August 25, 2021

Speaking as someone a foot or more taller than many "normal" people, I am so with May in that 3rd panel. It's just FUN.

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Captain Button · August 25, 2021

Not tall myself, but I did have a gf I could do this to.

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Michael Boettger · August 25, 2021

Give May an inch, and you'll be doing downward dog in no time.

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BobC · August 25, 2021

What if it's an Angry Inch?

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High, I'm Hope · August 25, 2021

Everyone in this strip should do yoga

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BobC · August 25, 2021

Everyone outside this strip should do yoga.

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Grace Serenity · August 25, 2021

Marigold doing yoga... Mmmmmm

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Leak · August 25, 2021

"YOGA FLAME!"

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Abrea · August 25, 2021

It will help with adult fun times.