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Dangdangdang
August 23, 2021

Dangdangdang

GOOD MORNING IT'S TIME FOR THESE IDIOTS

Comments (97)

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onitake · August 29, 2021

I did that to someone once. They were suffering from migraine at the time (which I didn't know) and were not happy about it. At all. But I suppose it will do some good for Marigold. :3

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doorbender · August 26, 2021

DANGDANGDANG

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M Cohen · August 26, 2021

These are my FAVORITE idiots!!!

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Eldritch Insights · August 24, 2021

SIDE BOOB, SIDE BOOB, SIDE BOOB

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Ack · August 23, 2021

I'm thinking some of that money needs to go on a bigger bed.

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Joe · August 23, 2021

dang dang dang is right!! maybe they're idiots, but they're awfully easy on the eyes. except Dale - he has no chill, so I've simply averted my eyes.

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Raul Trevino · August 23, 2021

That first panel is fire we need more of this

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Joe · August 23, 2021

1st & 5th panels.

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Randall Norman Pick · August 23, 2021

Man, it's been over 3k strips since Marigold showed up.

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Michael Keogh · August 23, 2021

Hooters and booty!

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Edward Justice · August 23, 2021

Yay, more massive sleep boobs

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Bruce · August 23, 2021

Wooohooo! Jeph’s favorite is back!

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Chelsea · August 23, 2021

I like that May is literally a machine but the way she chooses to be an alarm clock is hella analog

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Andy Kailhofer · August 23, 2021

You'll never get that rich warm kind of awake without tubes.

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Nancie · August 23, 2021

I love these idiots! I also love seeing all of Dale’s face.

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Jim Lee · August 23, 2021

That lil bit of tum pudge in the last two panels. It is The Best.

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Comics Ladybird · August 23, 2021

Sure hope there is serious noise insulation between them and their neighbors, if they’re going to be woken up like that every day…

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Jeffrey Anderson · August 23, 2021

Love the background pic. Is it supposed to parody/imitate Einstein sticking his tongue out?

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Pejo · August 23, 2021

It, uh, is not. It refers to a cursèd web site that's best known these days for white supremacist conspiracy theories.

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Everything card sleeves! · August 23, 2021

I absolutely love Marigold’s expression in the second panel.

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Adam · August 23, 2021

And the first. And the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth.

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Darnel D Cooper · August 23, 2021

(Quiet Smile) I remember those days,..

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nine · August 23, 2021

The days of one person having a reasonable nights sleep and the other waking up with a sore shoulder? I thought they were long gone once we'd moved in with each other but then we had kids and being woken up with "I had a bad dream" has dragged me reluctantly back into the fold of discomfort and broken sleep. Aurgh!

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Ye Olde Phart · August 23, 2021

Dang, I could actually FEEL panel 2. Almost got a heart attack. Dang.

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DonnieRamesJio · August 23, 2021

You're an adult Marigold, get a Queen bed.

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Ashley Thomas · August 23, 2021

they should add buying a bigger bed to the to do list

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Runhildr Zaetl · August 23, 2021

Daaaaaaaaang, Marigold.

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Pete · August 23, 2021

Holy shit I need May in my life.

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AstralAegis · August 23, 2021

We need more Marigold and Dale fan service. I'm sorry, but it's true.

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Lil' Peepers' crime boner loves a jingly pocket! · August 23, 2021

Can't blame them for both not fitting when Marigold's as stacked as she is...I'm less surprised Dale is on the floor, and more surprised one of Marigold's boobs didn't fall out of her tank top while she was sleeping. It's like they wait until you're asleep to make a break for it.

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at0m · August 24, 2021

It's webcomic magic!

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Finvaara · August 23, 2021

I love these idiots! Yay!

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Angie Penrose · August 23, 2021

If she did that to me, there'd be a dead AI (I'd *figure out* a way) buried in a shallow grave in the nearest patch of dirt of workable size to the apartment. And two minutes later I'd be back in bed. :/

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Kyle · August 23, 2021

Oh man, it's my favorite float in the idiot parade!!

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Fred Baker · August 23, 2021

Stop dangin’ Marigold, May.

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Bagge · August 23, 2021

May's new gig goes about as well as I thought it would.

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Nancy Boutwell · August 23, 2021

ooooooooooh and I found Pintsize insighthttps://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2332

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Hugh Eckert · August 23, 2021

"Dangdangdang" was exactly my reaction to the first panel.

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Leak · August 23, 2021

ITYM "Hot DangDangDang"...

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Lightsabr2 · August 23, 2021

The strip Jeph has been waiting to draw.

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Populuxe · August 23, 2021

Apparently “chill” is a zero sum proposition in the QC-verse. As Clinton gains chill, others have to lose chill.

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Fart Captor · August 23, 2021

*Dale stands up, revealing he too has giant baps* *Momo tries to enter to see what all the commotion is, but her massive bazongas get stuck in the doorway*

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Maurice Kessler · August 23, 2021

I imagine we'd have gotten this episode sooner, but.... you know.

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CaseyAEC · August 23, 2021

Dang.....

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Richard Muir · August 23, 2021

Time to buy a new bed with her earnings.

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Nancy Boutwell · August 23, 2021

RIGHT?

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Killrain42 · August 23, 2021

Good god, I hadn't thought about it but between May and Marigold there's a massive surplus of tiddy in that place now.

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Aaron Schulz · August 23, 2021

I had forgotten about these jackasses. I am excited for the buffoonery and love to come.

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Robert · August 23, 2021

Dayum!

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David Jackson · August 23, 2021

These idiots? I LOVE THESE IDIOTS

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Aleks · August 23, 2021

How has Jeph managed to wait this long before giving us the glory of this first panel?

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Czarzhan · August 23, 2021

I tell you what

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Miyaa · August 23, 2021

I just want to know if Momo is sleeping in this morning.

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Soylent · August 23, 2021

Not anymore she isn't...

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Yelling Bird · August 23, 2021

DANG! THAT'S A MESS A TITTIES!

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at0m · August 23, 2021

Tiddy

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Fart Captor · August 23, 2021

I agree 😌

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · August 23, 2021

daaaang

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Scott Vogel · August 23, 2021

DAAAANNNG

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Michael Boettger · August 23, 2021

A new week, a new arc. Haven't seem these two since May got her new body.

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MikeT · August 23, 2021

They are still using a double bed aren't they? Idiots :P

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Andrew Mitchell · August 23, 2021

Actually, it looks like a SINGLE! 😲

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Thisguy · August 23, 2021

Hehehe. May is the best PA ever.

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A. J. Alfieri-Crispin · August 23, 2021

Wait... Dale has eyes?!

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Bacon Lord · August 23, 2021

YOTSUBA!!

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schmod · August 23, 2021

I'm amused by this hint that Dale's internal monologue might actually be the antithesis of chill.

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BobC · August 23, 2021

Small bed? Sleep "Sammich Style"!

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William Cole · August 23, 2021

That sounds like something Roko might be interested in.

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Rosilin · August 23, 2021

Huzzah, I missed these idiots. May make Marigold buy a new bed so Dale can fit.

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Terry Parry · August 23, 2021

I cannot wait to see the hilarity that's going to ensue

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Likeablejerk · August 23, 2021

The last time Marigold was that aggressively danged, she was trying on swimsuits: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2291

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Everything card sleeves! · August 23, 2021

Is it bad that I knew exactly which comic you were referring to, without clicking the link? “Stop danging at me!”

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Ash359 · August 23, 2021

Marigold is hawt!

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Carin Maja Brooks · August 23, 2021

Wait, have I forgotten when they started their hookup?

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at0m · August 23, 2021

Years ago, now

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Joseph Bonnar · August 23, 2021

May we have more May, perhaps, maybe?

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Joseph Bonnar · August 23, 2021

Mayhap?

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legobil · August 23, 2021

Am I dumb? What is even sleep huffy..? Am I missing a joke? Am I the joke?

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Elberik · August 23, 2021

You've never known anyone who is cranky and irritable if they're suddenly woken up?

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Michael Boettger · August 23, 2021

And May's new body has an alarm clock app. Who knew, right?

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Celine Chamberlin · August 23, 2021

I am so ready for these idiots.

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legobil · August 23, 2021

True that.

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carmanut · August 23, 2021

Indeed, it IS time for these idiots.

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Elberik · August 23, 2021

I'd pay a lot of money to have May as my wake up service. I'd even get her a special uniform.

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Noise · August 23, 2021

I'd save money and get her no uniform at all.

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Joel Bateman · August 23, 2021

Wait....MAY IS BEING RESPONSIBLE???

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Joel Bateman · August 23, 2021

I remember that, it's just so weird to see it happen. But good on her for sticking to it!

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Hamish · August 23, 2021

Dale has eyes!

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Tamara Macadam · August 23, 2021

surely she can afford a bigger bed by now

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Miyaa · August 23, 2021

Or at least a non-IKEA bed.

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Niskara · August 23, 2021

I can think of a few ways they'd both fit on there

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Elberik · August 23, 2021

The bed is known as the "spoon drawer"

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Fart Captor · August 23, 2021

booba crewba

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · August 23, 2021

Gigantic titty committee

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High, I'm Hope · August 23, 2021

All hail casual tube tops

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Michael · August 23, 2021

Has he moved in already?

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Nancy Boutwell · August 23, 2021

Oh, I thought they moved in together right away. Also, she can afford a bigger bed now!