Quad Damage
greetings, milkmaids
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This just cements the awesomeness of Aurelia...
I guess she is lonely.
I wonder why, though. Was that road ever explored?
Well... That's horrifying...
Nice Quake III reference
Absolute perfection. God, I'm cackling.
omg, the resigned horror on his avatar's face ...
I finally figured out why this was so disturbing… besides the more obvious… but it’s the fact that anatomically cow breasts/udders are closer to output ports and the stomachs are closer to the input ports, but on humans, it’s the other way around.
When an animal moves to a primarily upright posture, the breasts will migrate up, to avoid dragging on the ground/contamination. It's evolutionarily consistent for an anthropomorphic creature to have breasts higher up the throax.
I have to be real, I saw this last night when I was drinking a bit. And was hoping this comic was a hallucination.
I need to know what happens if Cosmo walks into the frame.....
This has done to my thought processes what the Ever Given has done to global commerce.
What the actual fuck, Jeph.
What the actual fuck, Jeph.
With the previous update I was tempted to comment that Clinton was a bit out of the loop. Today I’m not sure it’s Clinton.
I am super relieved by two things: first, Aurelia's avatar is wearing clothes. Second, the thing she is holding is a game controller, not a gun. Phew!!
Thank you! I was confused about why she'd hold a gun that way (picking up the barrel between fingertips like a dead fish), so the controller makes more sense.
It amuses me how on the stream Clinton is wearing a shirt with cow print.
So Aurelia is a vtuber. Somehow I'm not at all surprised 😂😂😂
Um, unless there's something very strange going on that's only double damage.
That's true. It's only quadruple damage if the baseline damage unit is a uniboob.
He needs a "mom's, weird huh" discussion with Martin... Oh, scratch that..... Have Martin and Claire's parent met yet?
They have. The day Martin and Clair officially became a couple, it was after he was invited over for pancakes.
"Moooooooom!"
Which was meant to just be an exasperated drawing-out of the vowel rather than "What does a cow say?", but either works.
I need a Milkmaids spin off Jeff
whoa. I guess I'm missing a lot on the internet these days
Just perfect! Thank you Jeph :)
Never stop you madlad
This is why I don't let my kids watch me on the computer
O... kay. My biggest shock is that Jeph has actually gone there. Moving on then...
I start to think that Aurelia is FULLY aware of all the implications, she just likes to mess with Clinton by playing the obliviousness card. Which is entertaining to read, but I do feel for Clinton SO HARD rn XD
Marten's mom's attitude clearly has had an influence on her
Well NOW the username makes more sense!
Nope it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure... *shudder*
Also - quad damage? That situation calls for a Redeemer at the least...
really living up to that comic name, ain't ya Jeph? Twitter's gonna go nuts over this tomorrow.
*standing ovation*
I've became a patron several years ago, and never felt sorry for that... that's it, that's the comment.
Makes you question the content today huh?
The question is, did Yay predict this as well?
Yay, is doing the Michael after Elenor realizes this is the Bad Place laugh.
The most Questionable of Content. Holy hell. Can't decide if I should up my pledge or buy a 55 gal drum of brain bleach.
Unfortunately all of the brain bleach got stuck in the Suez Canal.
How do I post the shocked pikachu gif? Cos that's my face right now.
Fucking AWESOME! You have outdone yourself.
If there was any question before she didn't know what she was talking about that has been firmly squashed. Aurelia is fucking awesome.
You monster. You absolute devil. Never stop.
This one did real life damage. Oh. My heart.
Dang it, I dug Aurelia before this but now I dig her more and I hate it.
THIS is a defining moment for Jeph's fans. From now on there will always be those of us who can say, calmly, "I was on Jeph's patreon BEFORE the Aurelia / Mommymilkers strip".
I can’t wait for the (good) subreddit to see this, I’m losing my mind
I'm *still* laughing at this.
HOW DID IT GET WORSE
This is fucking beautiful. Get dat cash.
I guess I should have expected something like this. But couldn't have. But should have. Edit: When I thought about it more (FOR SOME REASON), I grudgingly concede cow udders do have four teats, so there's a certain accuracy to the anthropomorphic translation.
Well... mammals have three position for teats, thoracic, abdominal and inguinal. With each section with up to six teats, humans have two thoracic ones, cows four inguinal... so... it moves things...
Somehow the bit that *really* lands this: the visible thong straps above her avatar's jeans.
I only noticed them when you pointed them out, and it just makes it even more amazing
all my predictions turned out to be wrong, but now im horny for mommymilkers420. this isnt how i wanted to end today.
omg noooo
I laughed so hard I shot milk out my nose.
I seem to recall a The Onion video clip where they lampooned next-gen game consoles with a feature where you could move the character’s tits with the game controller.
This post should be in /r/blursedimages
Say wha"??? That link doesn't work.
L I L B E E F
God damn
Gotta hand it to the software - it got the facial expression of 'LilBeef' just right
how long until she pulls out the VR rig and gets in contact with an AI and the dirty stuff happens!
Heck. How long until one of her fans who *is* an AI commissions a chassis modeled after that? Oh god. Now I'm thinking about AI furries.
YES! OH MY FUCKING, SHITPISSING, GOD YES!!!
I don't know what to say. On the one hand, good for Aurelia, you do you. On the other, I was really, REALLY not prepared for this. QC is living up to it's name.
You sick MF, Jeph. Thank you and godspeed.
Why does she have a goat tail?
That is a very important question when it comes to the design choice of her avatar. Maybe not my first question, but an important question nevertheless
I'm mildly concerned that she already has a model and rig for Clinton.
Yay must be having a difficult time integrating the breadth of human behavior. Of course, I assume they’re following this. I almost feel sorry for them.
Yay lives in internet and was not born yesterday. This is for sure one of the milder things they are witnessing today. Though they are probably amused by rapid changes in their prediction models concerning Elliott/Clinton makeouts right now.
"Needs more cowbell."
We predicted this. And yet. I'm still wounded.
Nobody here got the reference to Furry Force? Or is it just me? Oookay... maybe it's just me...
Go on...
WHAT. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. WHAT, I ASK YOU.
I bet she's big in Jersey
Thanks, I hate it, lol
Congrats, this is very cursed!
Guess who just became a mommy milker
What is the object that Aurelia's avatar is holding? Ooooh, it's a game controller, isn't it?
Don't involve your kids in your sex life without their consent*. And that avatar/username is definitely sexual. I wasn't a fan of this char before, but she definitely needs to learn some boundaries. *don't involve anyone in your sex life without their consent
Bwahahaha - yeah, that' NOT what she did and SHE needs to learn boundaries?? It's her house, her computer, it's her streaming account, she literally asked if he wanted to stream w/ her. If Clinton really feels uncomfortable, he CAN leave.
Oh this is good. So very bad, but so very good.
You go Aurelia! Get it!!
And Clinton's therapist, seeing the stream, realized that he WAS going to be able to send his children to Yale after all.
That's ironically going to allow the leather interior on the next car, for sure
AHHHHH
I do appreciate that the avatar software has accurately rendered LilBeef's emotional state
The capture really nailed Clinton's facial expression. Also, his avatar is wearing a cow-patterned t-shirt over its cow-patterned skin. (I am trying hard not to think about the left half of that panel…)
No, that's a cow-skin T-shirt. Signaling his disapproval.
Um. Not to be pedantic, but Aurelia’s cow avatar has a goat tail?
Maybe that's just the tip?
Well, better to learn this now than at a funeral decades down the line
Jeph no 😂
I mean, this is priceless and I hope Clinton gets over it.
blgh
"It's the bell isn't it. too much?"
J E s U s If that was my mum I'd just die on the spot of embarassment
Oh my God Aurelia no
Well Clint your mom is a furry and that's okay
Diablo. Cow Level. Moo. Moo? Moo! Moo. Moo?
I love the title "Quad Damage". Hahaha, well played Jeph!
I'm sorry Clinton, your mother has been captured by a furry porn cult. They probably want to storm the state legislature or something. You may need to contact local authorities and report them.
He can report them to me... I need to be vigilant and watch out for them and not get captured... >.>
Seems to have caused the biggest split in the Patreon fandom for a while - interesting times
Oh no... I mean I'm for it but poor Clinton
Well, good thing I draw porn as a semi-living. Dont worry Lilbeef will NOT be involved at all
This is simultaneously exactly what I expected and also more than I was prepared for
Bwaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
This week will be a RIDE. Moo~ :D
WHAT
FURRY
It's been a while since Questionable Content lived up to its name.
Oh.
A
yubi yubi
Jeph no
Jeph yes!
Oh lord.....
One of those times when the only proper social response is to spontaneously burst into flames and die.
Sigh. #unzips
i think my brain is understanding what weed is like by reading this comic. reading this felt like a brick to the face and now i just sit and stare, waiting for the world to make since agian.
I love Aruelia so much.
And suddenly the arc got even better.
Elliot does not know what he's missing out on.
Yet.
So this is very much my aesthetic, and I like her even more now
also I am feeling very called out by this comic
OH NO
In which LilBeef realizes he's the most vanilla member of his family.
And he is a bi-sexual cyborg!!!!
Mommymilkers cheesecake for the patreons, PLEASE JEPH!
Aw, hell NO
I'm still about 40% sure this is all a put on, though that number can keep going down!
Oh ... oh no ... just realized there is going to be sooooo much r34 on this ...
I just checked and was a little disappointed there wasn't some already then remembered it's been LITERALLY HOURS since the post went up for preview, it's not even public yet
Jeph, I love you
Clinton's gonna need SO MUCH therapy...
Well, he can get referrals from Hanners, Dora, and Faye. He's covered.
I'm just waiting for the cosplay when cons come back
OH MY GOD NO
How much would it cost to buy that avatar art from you?
This seems like the PERFECT post for this point in time. Thumbs up to you Jeph.
I was NOT ready for this. (Also LilBeef, hahahahahahahaha)
D.E.D. ded
The cursed image got worse!
What's that in her hand? And who is the handmaid?
Looks like a PS4 controller.
I want to see more Cliton + Elliot make-outs but this is also damn funny.
LMAO!
Oh god
OH. MY. GOD. This is HILARIOUS.
Thank gods I started drinking before reading, as it has insulated me and provided a bonus to my SAN check.
Can I recommend a bottle of "Nyarlathotep's Finest" red carbernet vintage 666, a fusion of the best grapes and the finest destroyed minds? :)
Wondering what Claire’s name would be. “HeiferGal?”
Calferine
This is pretty much how I expected this to go.
Oh NOW I get that "my friends hate me now" tweet. As @aetherspoon said, this week will be glorious.
Oh... I hate it.
Thanks, I hate it
I feel bad for Cow Clinton err Lil' Beef.
lives up to her name, she knows what brings the boys to the yard
No
This week will be glorious.
Jeph, are you trying to kill Clinton?
Death Is Only The Beginning...
JEPH JEPH WHY
why do i feel like, on the other side of the city, Pintsize just experienced a minor fizzle in his brain wiring
Pintsize is probably the first Milkmaid!
SON OF A STOP THIS IS A BAD IDEA WHAT SHE HAS TO KNOW
She has to know what...?
To the bit, we must commit!
this comic gave me psychic damage
Poor Clinton.
Oh this week is going to be a ride!
Jeph did warn us!
It's not furry, it's.... leathery? Also: OMG THE UDDERS SRSLY STOP NO
from frenching elliot to this, clinton's dick must have some serious whiplash.
Okay, I was wrong. It's Projekt Moolody.
How do I delete someone else's post?
Aurelia you gotta get Clinton high *first*
I love this more than I can say. It's so absurdly wonderful.
Do you mean udderly wonderful?
I didn't need any MORE reason to love her
Don’t you mean any MOOre?
I... got a piece of art of Aurelia based on what I thought her streaming would look like. And somehow, it was less horny than the truth. That's amazing. I'm into it by the way, multiboob is awesome
ZOMGWTFBBQ.
!!!!!!11!!1!1!!eleventyone
Be honest, Jeph. You drew that first and figured out how to get from A to B storywise second didn’t you?
The look of horrified resignation on Clinton... 😝
I'm so glad you doubled down on this joke
quadrupled down, even
Oh my god Aurelia
We thought Marten was the Jeph avatar, but it seems his true face is as a ginger middle-aged single mother!
Hi, yes, how do I unsee this because I *wasn't expecting quadruple anthro cow tiddies what the fuck*
(still laughing)
I don't know why Clinton is upset, I think her avatar is udderly fantastic
It's very moo-ving
Jeph, I've seen some shit. Even in the pages of your comics that I've been reading a long ass time, I've seen some shit...but none have your comics have ever made me say "What the fuck..." before.
All of this, but raised to the power of all of this...
Ya girl
That which has been seen, cannot be unseen.
Mark me down as scared AND horny.
I must not fear, fear is the mind killer...
Jeph I have questions o_o I don't necessarily need them answered, but they exist
I know we're al open minded here... but uh... no. No thank you.
oh no ... this week is going to be five straight pages of psychic damage, isn't it
Eh, I was raised on the internet. This is probably the tamest thing I've seen this week!
What should be possibly the greatest day in Clinton's life has spiraled into hell. Poor guy.
Par for the course with Clinton
She has to know, right? I can't accept that she doesn't know
Does this confirm her as a furry?
I've already subscribed.
Okay I know this is really funny but Aurelia is SERIOUSLY breaking some boundaries right now by manipulating her her son into this...
All evidence seems to indicate that Aurelia believes boundaries are places where metal is shaped.
Nice AI video filters. (Is it still AI in this world, or is that limited to real AI?)
So, where's the donate button?
And I’m dead. From laughing so hard it causes an asthma attack.
I'm not sending YOU my albuterol sulfate inhaler! I need it MYSELF! :P
LETS FUCKING GO! Milkmaids
This had better not awaken anything in me
Can't awaken anything if it's already awake
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen lmO
I just can't with this. I completely empathize with Clinton
Every day we stray further from God's light.... And I'm here for it
this... I... my god, Jeph
Yeah Clinton has the right reaction
Ooooh lord.
I just... it’s so perfect.
Jeph I mean this in the nicest of terms, but what the fuck xD