The Big Revel
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Clinton is the embodiment of every Millennial living through last year and finally snapping at how unacceptably preposterous real life has become.
Huh. That Twitch user exists, and I reeeealy hope Jeph is the one who created it.
Created Aug 2020, so......
I keep re-reading this and laughing every time.
Same lol
mommymilkers420 I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT
What a super rad lady.
Poor Clinton lol
So she livestreams herself playing video games while stoned. That should be entertaining.
jeph we need to see MommyMilkers420 avi
Unfortunately I need to see her avatar now
jeph, how do you consistently make every character the best character
I feel so called out right now. I stream as a vtuber and one of the people I collab with is a cow mom...
A "cow mom?"
In which Clinton's mom continues to be cooler than him.
Like that’s hard.
Well, that took... a turn. Dang.
Her streaming I'm down with. Older gamer streams aren't exactly new. But sweet merciful godlings, that screenname. SO. MUCH. CRINGE. *shudders in sympathy for Clinton*
Finally an accurate portrayal of Gen X parents, thank you. I do this kind of shit to my college aged son all the time. XD
My youngest is in his 40's. We've played video games together since he was 10. It always surprises others when we talk about going to play a game together.
Aurelia is having a second adolescence confirmed.
When your Twitch VR user name sounds like your OnlyFans user name.
Eh, wherever possible, I use the same user name everywhere. I'm just not the kind of guy to have a different persona on every platform!
Clinton has had a lot to take in today.
This is almost as strange as the first page brun was on and she pulled out a shotgun at at bar. Later turned into a harpoon. Wish I saved that page when I saw it.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3212
JEPH 😂
Aurelia is a vtuber! Hell yeah 😆
I wasn't expecting this at all. In anyway. Not complaining though :D
OnlyFans is interesting, but it would be even more mind-blowing to learn that Aurelia is now producing bass lines for nerdcore tracks.
great male adult trauma number four- discovering your mother is not asexual
Clinton discovered that a while back when he interrupted his mon’s tryst with a college student.
Clinton's reaction is just perfect! 🤣🤣🤣
WHAT IS THAT NAME!
Milkmaids, checking in!
Milkmaid Two, standing by.
Clinton: “Is this what going mad feels like?”
"Jayne! The man they called JAAAAYYYYNEEEEE!"
holy shit aurelia is a vtuber
Projekt Aurelia?
That was a laugh I needed more than I thought I did. Thank you Jeph. xD
I would like this but it has 420 likes, so.
It's blown past that by now, of course.
Clinton's Mom Has Got It Goin' On... (which, TBF, we already knew)
I love this arc so much. 🤣🤣🤣
all alone in her big house only company her dog, her weed, her bass, her casual hookups, her 20k+ fans... at this rate I assume we will learn tomorrow that she also has a shitton of people with a weird parasocial relationship to her feet
>.>
This strip is so topical to me, I spent most of yesterday on streaming backend stuff, getting Lioranboard Receiver + Lioranboard Streamdeck + tls_transmitter.html + OBS WebSockets + OBS Studio + Twitch to play together nicely. All so users can vote for their favorite Battlemech and have it pop up on screen. And somehow, I DID it and got all that to work?! I average only about 5 users but it's good practice. I feel seen that Aurelia has a streaming setup too.
Drop that twitch link or name and I'll follow! I'm MxFaeMayhem
Sorry, Clinton and Claire, but your mom is wayyyyy cooler than the two of you combined.
She's had more practice. In 25 years or so they will be just as cool
wow,... I feel so old. (My mind is in the gutter on this) If it were anyone but Clinton, this sounds entirely like another conversation that we can't go into here.
Well...that definitely went places
I wonder if Clinton's VR avatar will be milk maid themed
Stablehand.
That took a turn.
Time to get her into vShojo so she can do CB collabs with Melody. To the doubters: Given how much she knows the terminology, I don't think she's yanking his chain (well, certainly not HIS chain). Also: Oh god I just realized I'm probably nearly the same age as Aurelia here. If I were single she'd be in my dating pool. And frankly, right in my lane, too.
For anyone not familiar but who wants to be, here's an example recorded video game streaming with 3D avatar with face capture: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/960170904 It's this super cute-sounding girl named Lilyhops. She comes across as very neuro-atypical to me and it's DELIGHTFUL. She plays games and has a really cute 3D avatar that trackers her IRL expressions. Lilyhops also has had guests on the show and run two avatars at the same time. So looks like Aurelia has a similar setup.
I am equal parts concerned and relieved that I have no idea what she’s talking about.
It's completely safe for work, basically there are streamers and youtubers that don't show their face but instead have a character on screen that moves via facial tracking. So basically Clinton's mum is a vtuber
this is not where I expected the conversation to go.
JFC you're killing me with this!
now i understand the tweets
Context? I don't use twitter a whole lot....
Well this has taken a sharp right turn.
MOMMYMILKERS420 WHAAAAAAT
I'm losing my mind Aurelia is such a fucking icon
The whole point of this was so you could put the words "Mommy Milkers" in a comic, wasn't it?
And we applaud Jeph for it!
“Now I’m pretty far along in Treasure of Nadia and Lust Epidemic, but if you’d like to play something from the beginning, I have some games I haven’t played yet like Summertime Saga, My Cute Roommate, and Mandy’s Room.”
Tier 3 if this were real
::YOU UNLOCKED THE OVERFLOWING MILK ICON!!!::
wait, this is the 5th comic this week. ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT DAYS FOR THIS????? Cut to: Steve, eating cereal, on twitch, in a charity stream for (here I get stuck... someone help!)
What kind of cereal? Cinnamon Shrimp Crunch?
I love that Clinton's hair is still tousled from make outs
Ima be real, if his hair wasn't already tousled from before, I would've thought this string of panels would do the trick
I actually had to ask my husband to help decode most of this comic. Then we each had to look up “mommy milkers”. He used image search.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I genuinely can't tell if she's intentionally pranking him or is 100% serious.
I certainly hope she is serious.
Whatever the heck Clinton ends up as, The MilkMaids will just LOVE him for the completely exasperated wild takes
Mommy milky?
Holy fuck she's my new favorite character.
Now that I think about it, Clinton's had a weird and eventful day and the hits just keep on coming.
I just finished a work meeting with hours more work ahead of me (past my bedtime). Having this be the first thing I saw made up for it
I would party with mom!
At no point in this comic could I have POSSIBLY guessed what was coming in the next panel.
oh my goodness
I love this family so much.
I have never been so mad and so proud of someone at the same time in my life...
Poor Clinton, thinking his first gay experience would be the most unusual thing that happened to him today. Not to mention his first makeouts in... what? He never dated right?
Oh my god
I just got done with a gaming stream
This is madness and I love every bit of it. And beyond all the Aurelia craziness, which may or may not even be real, we get Graduate-Claire tucked into the background. Nice touch with the little details, Jeph! Let the Lord of Chaos reign
She's totally gonna interrogate him about Eliot while they're live.
You know you now need to make that Twitch account
Lol this one is great
I found the thing that is bad to read jeph mentioned on twitter these words are bad words
I literally laughed out loud 🤣🤣🤣
Annnnd... Clinton is back to "no chill" mode.
To be fair, this is a pretty reasonable circumstance to be in "no chill" mode.
Wait...vtubing....mommymilker...oh. OH NOOOOOO. WHAT ARE WE ABOUT TO WITNESS, JEPH? are there BOUNCY PHYSICS involved?
Good prediction!
Oh yes!
Why did you do that, Jeph. Clearly, you've been on my Twitch 😆😭
Clinton: "(Okay Clinton, you're probably overreacting) Mom, what type of stuff do you do on your streams?" Mom: "Well, if I had to make a comparison............. have you ever heard of ProjektMelody?" Clinton: "OH GOD."
I had to Google that. Huh.
This is the best arc!
NYANNERS TURNED ANOTHER ONE
She will steal your wife, and apparently your mom too.
De-eefinitely see why Jeph remarked along the lines of having fun with Aurelia. More we learn, the more we love her. :3 I mean this is already ridiculous here HOW MUCH MORE could could it get (given what he teased)?!? ❤
I'm glad you're enjoying your time in the rabbit hole jeph
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This is AMAZING
I absolutely love everything about Clinton unexpectedly discovering that his mom may be more tech savvy than he is, and that she is mind-breakingly cool.
I can't play on your stream Mom I have to go be with my boyfriend bai.
This is the one that made everyone angry, isn't it. I LOVE IT.
Nope!
Ok, she's starting to be my favorite one in the family :D
AND THAT'S NOT EVEN GETTING INTO HER ONLYFANS ACCOUNT!
Well ya know, if jeph ever tried a subscribestar account...
I guess she's just waiting for him to bring up the subtext in the conversation from earlier.
The theme of today is: "What was Jeph on when he came up with this, and where can I get some?"
He went down the Vtuber rabbit hole.
OnlyLactoseFans
If we get a Marigold style Patreon only picture of Mommy Milkers I will.....well i dont know
💝💖💥🥰😹🤣😂😁🏳️🌈🥳
I love her so much
Oh my god I know where this is going. It is going to be a trainwreck AND I SHALL ENJOY IT.
Clinton is shocked to realize his hand and tattoo do not make him a permanent uber-nerd.
this is just the best, thank you so much.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SCREAM
Digressing, is there a "Steve Eating Cereal" channel somewhere?
I think I need a mom like her. Do they sell them, or...?
Mommy Market, but buyer beware
this broke me. I gasped for air like a deflating ballon. I could have guessed for decades, and i would have never gotten close to predicting what happened in this comic based on yesterday's comic.
And shortly we will discover that there is an ongoing online 3dVR rivalry between Martin's mom, Veronica, and Claire's & Clinton's mom, Aurelia...
They'd never be rivals. They'd totally collaborate. Although I suppose they might do a fake rivalry for drama...
I haven't laughed this hard at a strip since Hanners revealed she had dreams about a rapping penis, DJ Phalliz https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1171
I don't remember this strip....... link for the forgetful? :D
Wondering how many years of subscription to MommyMilky would it take to get to the chocolate milk badge?
Wow, that username, though...
Real DeviantArt territory!
You are trying to break your fans, and I am here for it.
THIS IS THE BEST! lmao
We're like three strips away from learning that Aurelia and Marten's mom are friends and/or rivals.
OSHI--
I expected Aurelia to be unexpectedly cool, but this is above and beyond.
See also https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3468
I feel exactly like Clinton in the last panel after my day today too. I really needed a good laugh today, thanks Jeph!
She's going to interrogate him while they are both super-high and it will be glorious when she accidentally reveals how hot she finds Elliot and Clinton's head falls off...
I laughed so hard I hyperventilated for a second
This family is awesome and I love them all.
AURELIA NO
AURELIA YES!
So are they going to play Beat Saber to the song Milkshake? That might destroy him.
With all due respect to your wife, I love you.
God I hope this is real
Did you do a search? MommyMilkers420 is apparently a real Minecraft player. https://namemc.com/profile/mommymilkers420.1 I doubt the person has anything to do with Jeph's story, but ....
I think we stepped into triple entendre territory. Aurelia meaning, clinton inference, and internet rules lol
Does she really not know?
I'm like, 70-80 percent sure she's taking the piss out of Clinton for not letting her know it was a date!
Jesus lord have mercy I feel like I got thrown in that spinny spaceship fair ride and was NOT allowed to hang on to anything when it went off.
This is fantastic.
The whole, "what's coming next is ridiculous" thing didn't take long to pay off, did it?
She is 100% brain melting him so she can ask him stuff without his makeout crush fog getting in the way.
Oh dang, that is some stone-cold interrogator badnassness right there. And of course she knows exactly what buttons to push
VTUBER AURELIA
Why is she the best mom ever
AURELIA. CONTEXT. JESUS. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
This ... is better than anything I could have imagined happening!
This just took a deep dive into cursed thoughts or something, lmao. Still here for it though!
Just when I think this comic couldn't get an wackier, Jeph says "Hold my beer." This is fucking brilliant.
Or in this case, "Hold my joint"
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JEPH
omfg help 🤣
y'all, next week's comics are buck wild
The seatbelt sign is off!
Man, Aurelia just dumping all this on Clinton at once. Guess he doesn't need a cold shower anymore.
I've suddenly gotten in vstreamers (at least highlights) about a month ago (I blame Ash and Code Miko), I'd totally watch her stream
Is this every IT persons nightmare? Show up and get Shanghai'ed into working on the computer? And....milkmaids?
I didn't know expect this to go here, but I am enjoying it.
Wait until he finds out it’s her Only Fans name, too
There will be a lot of flipped tables.
Panel 5 is me the day my mom added me on Facebook.
...*this* is what davis was looking for?
This, without a doubt, might be my favorite page in all of Questionable Content. I'm in awe at this majesty.
It's up there with Faye saying "This rules ass!" And Bubbles threatening property damage to protect Faye's badonk!
Aurelia used confusion. it was super effective.
Welp... the end times are upon us folks - or Milkmaids I guess
This is amazing. I want to be a milkmaid!!
Jeph I feel like you buried the lede this week
I recall a tweet about a week ago in which Jeph was laughing nonstop about what he just drew. I think we now know what that was.
Poor Clinton oh NO
what have you done, jeph
Mom as VTuber was not the route I thought this was going...
i am living purely for this chaos
Where can I sub?
As a mom who just got into streaming I feel a little called out 😆
Aurelia NO!!!! *whispers* Aurelia yes!
This is my second-favourite reveal in the history of QC holy shit
What was the first??
MOMMY MILKY
I think I've seen that on DeviantArt %-)
I can't even! I want to be a milkmaid! * Throws $ *
Damnit, I just realized his tugging at his hair! Anime tussled hair is gone! T_T
I cannot tell if she is taking the piss or not, I love it.
W U T ?
every single panel does psychic damage and i love aurelia so much.
I feel like I kept getting punched in the face with each panel
