Free Milk

I’m a vtuber now and it’s this image’s fault

Say what you will, HER outfit has POCKETS.

I signed up for this...literally.

DAMMIT BONER!!! We are not doing this! ......>sigh<..... Fine we will do this when I get home from work,

my god

Jeph's making jokes, but I wouldn't say there could never been a "So I married a cow." Anime.

Well, darn it. I think bleatings was funnier but that would imply sheep fetish.

oh dear

doja cat 2.0

Welp. Guess I have a new fetish. Thanks. I hate it.

Does the computer that renders the avatar's clothing have a shorts circuit?

Jeph confirmed furry

Aaand now that song is suck in my head, thanks Jeph..

cursed

I find this after just watching Greasy Tales “What if your mom was an anime”.

Wait, are we 100% sure this isn't Oglaf? (I like it)

Am I the only one thinking Rule 34 are gonna have an absolute field day with this? Wait... field day... hehehehehe...

Bwahaha! Perfect.

Four glasses of milk, four.....thirsty guys off to the side. ^_^

Welp, I’ll be able to sleep well tonight. No way my nightmares top this...

Honestly I unironically love that she went for the quadraboob If you are gonna be a Mommy Milkers cow, at least have an udder lol

Thank you, Jeph

Jeph...why

I CAN'T POSSIBLY BEAT IT ANY HARDER!

This is a sin. A dark and terrible sin. What hell has the careless hand of man unleashed.

I hadn't read the comic in a few days and then This arrived in my inbox. I was so confused hahaha

If these are the beatings, I'm going to lie about my morale

Milchtoberfest!

I joined your Patreon for this. To put it mildly, it did not disappoint.

I initially hated the term mummy milkers, but this comic is making me warm to it!

Thank you, sir. May I have another?

we hates you, jeph jacques

It suddenly occurred to me that if this individual actually existed she would suffer from debilitating back pain her whole life.

*facepalm*

I'm dying XD

Now this is truly making me feel like a patron of the arts.

I guess a new "Rule of the Internet" is that every digital artist will eventually do something furry. Though I guess we crossed that bridge at 1526. 😆

I'm not sure how I feel about this

That moment when QC blends in with the furry content I back...

Google: how do I delete other people's posts

Terrific art, but incredible cursèd. Thank you.

I just can't stop laughing.

This is a surreal and bizarre turn I didn't expect from QC, and I am all for it! I am loving every second of this.

I don't know what it says about me that my thoughts immediately went to: "Well, she has cloven hooves, but she also has paws. Is she kosher?"

Because of scrolling, I saw this before I saw the comic. I was well confused. Actually, I can’t say I am any less confused now.

so mayn people discovered a new fetish thanks to this pic. this is your legacy Jeph.

Crotchboobs or GTFO!

Roll for Fortitude. 2. Welp, I'm just going to prep my local mental health clinic. They're never going to believe this. Jeph, you'll be a reference for me, right?

...I become increasingly terrified I'm the only person in this comment section to have actually seen Hololive.

Why was I udderly not surprised to find this in my email today

The law of averages dictates that there is a very good chance someone has done a spit-take while drinking milk when they opened their browser and saw this. My one comfort is knowing that it wasn't me.

Jeph Jaques, you'll pay for your crimes one day! In the meantime, I'll pay for your crimes monthly.

It occurs to me that in this world,.. an AI could see this and decide to have a frame built to these specs. (Imagining the AI knocking on Clintons door,...... (His mom wouldn't sweat it,....)

Don't think I haven't noticed that the splotch nearest her heart is shaped like a heart. I noticed.

Here's an ancient VGcats that is exploring this comics space. But this is like... 12 years old. 1 year= 1 century in webcomics time. This is like Benedictine Scrolls of humanoid anthropomorphic cow milk representation: https://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=134 Edit: Did I say 12 I MEANT SEVENTEEN.

Morale: Still not improved, but it's getting there

I am having SUCH a great time with this arc, Jeph. THANK YOU!

I keep having to explain what I'm looking at when my kids see what's on the screen. "This isn't what it looks like, kids. There's this guy on the internet called Jeph..."

This is bad. You are a bad person for doing this....also do higher tiers get the NSFW stuff like on Prywinko's page?

Stop that

Jesus Christ almighty!

Soon may the UdderMom stream To bring us cheesecake made with cream One day, we'll connect to Steam To load our save and play!

Patrons increase by 2000, and 500 furries suddenly realized they were furries.

Bravo sir. But we definitely need a poster of your patreon only stuff.

Confirmed! Jeph is a secret furry and this is his fursona!

Can we please get a full KMFDM cover of "Free Your Milk"????

I did not think you could top Marten's mom being a dom, yet here we are. Also now I really do need them to meet. Also now Marten and Clinton can bond over having wierd moms.

Joke's on you, I'm into this sh%t.

How do I upgrade to the Patreon tier which DOESN'T get this :)

She is a sweet looking moma

Somewhere, Yelling Bird had spontaneously combusted in delight. (Unfortunately, he’ll regenerate at 12:01 GMT tomorrow.)

Anthropomorphization is tricky...hooves in the back, hands in the front, human breasts, but doubled in number in homage to the udder.

Oh heck

More like free milf amirite fellas

She brought the milk to deal with all this fuckin thirst

You mean “The milkings will continue until morale improves” 😛

jeph no

I am ridiculously into this

Pretty sure most of her fans aren't milk*maids*.

Fresh-squeezed milk, anyone?

So, Jeph is pivoting to furry art now? Not that I'm complaining, necessarily

Well... lotta boys in the yard now, eh?

I can't believe you've done this

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Now you're just milking it ... and I knew the moment I wrote this, that it was a mistake, but I have to get it out of my head.

Sigh, take my stupid Tier 3 Subscription. Welcome to the character you'll always be remembered for, Jeph.

Don't care if it's the fifth post. This was the first thing I saw and it was udderly unexpected. (Scrolled down to the comic and got the context)

😱

Not that’s some “Questionable Content” 😳

This comment section is weak and would not survive furry Twitter. This is the tamest thing I've ever seen (Not a fan of the quad-tits, but I appreciate the dedication to the joke)

Moo-rale imp-hooves.....

I should be looking at cow milf... But I'm sorry, the comment reminds me too much of my fav youtuber, so I'm now thinking of an old gnome and warships... Damn memory association!

Eh, weirdness is the main reason I tune in. Go for it Jeph!!

Are there more of her? Asking for a friend :3

*maniacally cackling* I thoroughly appreciate the level of trolling on display this week.

I miss the good ol' days when QC at least pretended to have plot instead of being a constant stream of weirder and weirder fetish art

I like this and I hate that I like it

I apologize in advance, but I'm loading this into that "wombo" app *right now*.

oh no

Uh, Jeph? It's not exactly "free" if it costs me my sanity...

I have not regretted becoming Jeph’s patron until now

After that, I need to go find something decent and pure on the internet... like Oglaf

Sir this is a Wendy's.

So many dairy puns.

Also, i like that the tail on this one is upgraded

I'm genuinely surprised that there's nothing of this on e621 yet. I guess there are fewer furry artists supporting QC than i expected.

I can hear all the snickering that went on while you drew and detailed this, Jeph... :-)

I remember the comic VG Cats suddenly disappeared. I checked up on it one day and the creator had switched to drawing furry porn instead. He then had a total emotional breakdown. Just sayin.

With so much milk available, how is it I am MORE thirty now? XD

I, personally, am most amused by the millennials and Gen Zs who seem to believe they invented furries, boobs, and lactation fetishes.

I actually like this a lot in like an aesthetic sort of way

At least you've got something to fall back on if this webcomic business goes under.

Bestie I cannot emotionally handle this today ✋🏾

Sorry Total Recall lady; you’ve literally been one-upped.

Thanks I hate it. (Continues patreon subscription)

that was one of the more disturbing images ive seen this week ... brilliant

This was an udderly ridiculous post.

I bow to your superior trolling skills Jeph. Well done.

Curious why she went with the quad-stack instead of a single udderly enormous pair... I'm guessing clipping-issues on-screen.

The waitstaff at Uudders Milk Bar...

That’s what we get for nonstop asking Jeph for more lewdness in QC. And frankly I think it’s what we deserve.

I think it’s admirable that every time we think Jeph couldn’t possibly be more of a troll to us he always takes it one step further. I can’t thank you for this, but I salute you.

First it was hot humans. Then hot robots. Now hot furries? Jeph, what are your evil plans?

Every other commenter is a hater #TeamMilkmaids

It's a good start.

Jeph why.

I can't decide if Aurelia is a naive mom or a wicked but thoroughly aware troll but I am leaning towards the latter.

comparing your partron earnings as a webcomic artist to furry artists are we?

you know Jeph, if this webcomic thing doesn't work out for you, you could make a decent living as a furry artist

I wasn't expecting this. I am hoping for Clinton's cow model next. Just for his "Mom why?" look.

My moral has improved sir, but you can keep beating anyway...

This is just getting udderly ridiculous now, Jeph. Moove on.

Land of ten thousand nopes

Words fail. Fortunately.

Bleating will continue until morale improves

Thank you sir, can we have another?

So... will there be merch of this? A plushie perhaps, or maybe a dakimakura? Asking for a friend.

So when's the e621 username reveal coming jeph

I believe you'll have to continue with the beating!

Nope. Failed my SAN check.

Who's up for a random excursion into 1000 strips of da(i)r(y)ing in-game footage like this?

This is moooving.

...why? Nightmare fuel right there.

Well SOMEthing is getting beaten.

The entire previous 4489 strips were just an elaborate set up right?

Udderly ridonkulous... o_O;;

Wonderful!

There is no possible way Aurela doesn't know what she's doing with that avatar. So why is she inviting her son into her kink?

Hey Jeph, thanks for this high quality patreon only content. Truly we are having a better experience than the sad website goers could even imagine.

Jeph my dms are open if you need a chat x

Jeph. I’m trying to eat here, at a Denny’s!

I look at this picture and feel like I've seen something I wasn't supposed to

Jeph damnit I was just about to go to bed, now its going to be in my nightmares

THE DOUBLE DOWN

Oh my lord... I... I... Of course Clinton's mom would be a vtuber. *facedesks*

I have no words...

I approve of this.

I'm not sure why I needed this in my life but here we are 😂

Jeph....

Jeph you magnificent b*****d

Wow.

Consider me beaten...

I just became lactose intolerant. 🤣

I just can't even...