Sweetening The Deal

Right stripper looks like Elliot

I think they're providing the service, actually.

Butts

This is me every time I have to shop for a car Minus the strippers and 8-bit glasses

Why the duck lips? XD

Holy crap, Penny Arcade just did the 8-bit glasses as well!

This is art.

This might be my very favorite QC strip of all time.

I feel like the strippers are almost more for Beeps than for May...

The male stripper reminds me of something from Bembo?

I just want May to have a Transformers-style body that morphs into a jet.

And May's shades look like 8-bit renderings from eons ago.

I love how Beep’s gone from Roko’s clumsy boss to “I’ll pay strippers to show up to your new body shopping trip.”

They work at Beep's day job

definitely just checked if there's a HELL ASS shirt in the QC store

If web forums were still a common thing, I would totally use that last panel May as my avatar

That poor store clerk. Amazing!

I love that 3 AIs hired strippers. I want to live Jeph's world.

This is not where I had expected this story to go, but here we are.

At some point Roko will realise that every single other person she knows is an even bigger pervert than she is. Ciabatta believe it.

because the sexy unicorn stripper wasn't available at short notice? :D

What??? ....... Ahhhhhh! Strippers! My gold fish brain had forgotten yesterdays strip.

and the male one is wearing a shirt, even if it isn't buttoned up.

This is beautiful

Well that escalated quickly...

it does raise an interesting question, how naked do you need to be in public before you get hit with indecent exposure?

Whats the name of the store? Bodies 'r us?

I need a "Hell Ass" shirt.

Roko probably object but they aren't naked so it isn't really illegal

Sweet, Sweet Awesomeness.

She has 'pixel-frame' sunglasses? :D

I wonder what she's going to do with her old one.

Reasonably priced? Reliable? Come ON May. Think large. Think flames. Think multiple set of genetalia. Think butt emblem. Think fighter jet. You can afford it.

In a situation where Roko is stumped for a solution, Beeps steps up and smoothes thinges over. Yes, I'm as surprised as anyone.

See, there IS a place for humans in the post-AI singularity world!

😠Butt’s Disease, a serious afflic-IS THAT A HEART 😳 edit- apparently, this is the 69th comment. NICE.

Oh wow! Beeps finally had a good idea

Now, if Roko had had a chance to go body-shopping, maybe she would have brought a few baugettes. You know, for company.

I do feel sympathy for Roko, mind.

By the way, May? Never change. (Er, other than your body, that is.)

And BEEPATRICE comes through!

But this is so awesome, really. That's the happiest I've ever seen May.

Clerk keeps going on about shirts and shoes and Beep'll pull out a paperclip and hard reset his ass.

Naughty! :p

So, tassles count as a shirt, so no hassles?

Jeph, your genius knows no bounds.

Oh my God I love Beeps even more. I didn't think it was possible.

Beeps leans into her kink like the kink on the Mulsanne Straight. She hits it at 230mph and never lifts.

This is pure gold

I respect Jeph's artistic vision even more now.

Spend my entire life trying to be ok with my body. Now all i want is to go body shopping with that crew.

Sex toy factory worker, deeply interested in Roko's bread fetish, super happy to hire and go around in public with strippers. Beeps knows how to party!.

I’m dead.

the glasses are the perfect touch to that last panel

BWAHAHAHAHA! XD

Jeph, I think I love you.

I so hope that Yay are one of the sales AI...

I had to stop and look again to see if they were regular strippers or robot strippers.

Suddenly Beeps working in a sex toy factory is making more and more sense.

I think we’ve learned A LOT more about Beeps than we thought.

The motion lines in the final panel are doing a lot of work.

Did anyone else double-take because they briefly thought Elliot had agreed to work as a stripper?

I feel if the strippers were holding baked goods Roko would be more into this.

Do patie tassels count as shirt.... i would say yes

Funny, I thought they might be wearing socks...

Good to know they are equal opportunity.

Heck yeah, Oglaf 😚 face

Oh God are those "Deal With It" glasses

where the fuck did they come from

for a body shop like this, having strippers dancing ourside should be the QC version of a Sign Spinner!

This is a good start.....keep going. 😈

Look, if I ever get to go new body shopping, I want this for myself as well.

The horny levels in the comic lately are off the charts and I'm so for it.

That there boi is absolutely wearing a shirt

jep why

Jeph yes

Someone in the comments yesterday mentioned that May might be trying to go to extreme lengths to prove she doesn't deserve this charity. I think this counts...

Jeph no

Brilliant!

That is the best smug plan face I've seen in ages!

This is just the greatest XD

i hope the elf archer is reasonably priced and reliable

DEPLOY NIPPLE TASSELS