Looking For A Good Time
May is awful
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Maybe she'll troll Dale so hard and show up as her AR avatar-the maid.
May makes me think of someone with a chronic illness, she's mean because she's in the AI equivalent of physical pain all the time.
That's very possible, and isn't something I had thought of myself.
Heck. May is going to make sure that her new chassis has optional "personal" parts, a bomb rack, and robonips.
She'll go all out to make sure Jeph has to use the "not safe for google ads" bars as much as possible
"reminder that May is awful" But is she, though?
May I'm sure will pick a chassis that is demure and not at all exceeding in average AI dimensions in the T (part number 800813S) & A (Catalogue BaDonkXL)
What *wouldn't* be more fun with strippers? I mean... Me: "I'd like an asiago bagel and a vente Americana to go please." Strippers: Here's your order! Me: Guy in line behind me: Clerk at the service counter: "Well, we're going to have to replace the entire drive train, but we have strippers in the waiting room for you." Me: "Do I have to tip them?" Clerk: "No, that's included in the cost of your repairs. Your insurance will cover it." Me: *WOOHOO!!!" : BINGO! Flashing lights and sirens begin, cue the strippers! #AmIRight?
Look at it from May's POV, she's terrified of being right all the time.
The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears this is true. I don’t remember who said that.
The robot jail folks probably won't let her be a small drone but May would for sure be a racing drone barring the ability to be a fighter jet. Although I guess 'drone' isn't appropriate being an AI.
I'm thinking transforming jet girl body.
I am thinking whatever body she gets will have adjustable boob size, just like her virtual body did. If for no other reason than to annoy others.
May...gdi
I hope May goes full cephalopod for her new bod. Maybe a cephalopod toaster?
Flying squirrel body. It's the closest she's legally allowed to being a fighter jet.
Offscreen: Marigold and Dale prepare to strip. Momo tries to stop them.
Beeps test vibrators for a living. I bet she'll have some important suggestions.
Such as "don't expose devise to exessive heat", to witch May would answer "no promises" with a smirk, to witch Beeps would answer, "no really, battery fire can do a real damage" to witch May would answer "who cares, this body is a bust anyway. I can do anything to it. anythi..." wherupon she would be uncharactaristically silent for a moment and then excuse herself to call Sven.
I've never found strippers to be fun. Too much "look, don't touch" for me. And, May has the sarcasm of someone that has been beaten up most of her life as a defense mechanism. Can we invest in a good robot therapist as well as a new body for her?
I mean, she is in that group session but doesn't seem to think it help much
For an AI, does stripping involve chemicals and steel wool?
If Pintsize knows what he's talking about - and I'm willing to bet he does - it involves canadian tire money
What’s the bet she picks the commercial Starscream body
August isn’t so great either so far...
i c what u did there
I can’t look at strippers doing their job. Am I alone here? I start to blush, feel awkward and a compulsory need to tell the strippers “Ehy! It’s crowded here! They might see you! Here’s a blanket! You might get a flu Once was a metal live with pole dancing strippers, the other in a disco in a very lewd special night. Both cases I didn’t know it was strippers’ night, both times I didn’t want to look. Don’t if they were doing for the fun of it or not. Not my kind of show anyway
That depends, are they strippers who need to make ends meet? Or are they strippers who strip because they want to for the fun of it?
Everything is better with strippers....
That's just science.
Bender would like May.
I'm thinking if there were a crossover to the year 3000, May would be wanting Bender to help with the planning.
May's not awful - I'm with Beeps on this one. it'd probably be more fun with strippers. I hate shopping. strippers would certainly liven things up.
I mean, she has a point.
KITTEH SHIRT?!
May is the best worst friend. Everyone has one, and it’s hard to always like them, but you always know where they stand and they are there for those who need them.
I think she's just been beat down so many times now that she expects things to go badly. This is a legit personality trait... I was just talking with someone recently who basically thinks "my best attribute is that I don't ask for anything...." I feel like May's in that camp - she's been humiliated enough times that she's waiting for the inevitable rejection and letdown.
May maybe awful, but let's all face it, we're all liking the way Beepatrice is thinking.
Hmm... I'm wondering if this is a tease for a new line of work for May.
There's "stripping" and then there's "degloving". I'm not sure I'd count on May to stop before the one turns into the other.
What's the point of a new body if you can't grind it on surprise strippers??
Unless, of course, you are also a stripper, part of the same act, and that act requires grinding on your fellow stripper.
I love Beeps.
She's very pragmatic!
You mean May is awfully awesome <3
May, you ARE a horrible little blue goblin. :) Which is why we all love you.
Yeah this is why surprises or a bad idea for some people
Male gendered strippers? Or female gendered strippers? Just asking. For ....a friend?
Why not both? Both is good...
name an activity that WOULDN'T be more fun with some strippers.
A funeral. Grief boners are awkward.
True. EVERYTHING is more fun with strippers.
sex workers and strippers are amazing and valid, and some of the funnest people to party with. and I'd imagine go body-shopping with?
I know the fairy tale ending is that May gets loved into submission, but sometimes people go to extreme lengths to "prove themselves right" about being unworthy of kindness. have we seen AI counselling?
We have! Group sessions, at least.
May, you little depressive goblin, embrace the good times!
Beeps could even supply "party favors" from work.
Great plan, get May a new body and it's immediately wrecked when said "party favors" explode and/or rip off a limb ...
Welp, 2:1 for strippers. Democracy in action!
Spoiler alert: they will be wire strippers....
Nah I want to see some strippers.
May is the worst. Which means she's also the best, in that she's the worst.
On the bright side I'm sure many of the bodies she views wil be nude.
AI strippers? Do they show off their USB ports?
Remember when she had sex with Sven? She can show a whole bunch more than THAT.
Invasion of the body shoppers
Oh HERE WE GOOOOOO
now that is a mood
Or at least some confetti and balloons
That reserved for when people get laid! Though you need the "Happy Arbor Day" banner to make it official...