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The "bomb" rack she always wanted.
I'd be a little concerned that a big change in height is likely to be a very strong trigger for body dismorphia.
Unless she's been having dysmorphia this whole time because of her shortness...
Resting duck-face. They made that face too much and it stuck like that.
They must be veteran strippers
I just realised.... Does the Poster on the wall in panel two say " Buy yourself a new Ass, you deserve it?"
Panel 1
The varying expressions in the first panel...
I have to wonder if AIs would have orifices that served other purposes. Like a nanobot bay that would let them send out a chain/cloud of nanos to interface or otherwise do work for them. :B
Momo's first chassis had something similar.... https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1298
I need some eight-bit sunglasses.
Animal Crossing has some and I run around wearing blue ones. It would kick ass to have pixelated looking shades that also do what Dale's does.
Melons.
Y'know, the basics
might want to check sven's preferences concerning said holes? (who is, of course, not a mooch)
I wanna fuck what the people fuck... I wanna feel, wanna feel them grinding.... What is a fucboi and why does he (what's the word?)....moooooaaaaan?!?!
Roko is displaying an incredible amount of patience here.
Okay, so I gotta ask: will Sven kumquat over May’s new melons?
May's face in the last panel lol
What do they do with the used robot bodies? If a shipment of robot bodies is refused, do they discount them at Unclaimed Butts, or what?
There WILL be a fairly lively black market, with non-sentient software . . .
Hope she's ready for the attention she'll get. Although, maybe she can just get a zapper like Momo...
May still loves being a blue robot chick, she's just ready to be a taller, bustier blue robot chick with some actual fuckin' parts and nothing breaking.
I really hope that May doesn't have trouble seeing herself as herself in her new body like Roko did.
This body is rather new to her, so I'm guessing that won't be an issue
Not saying she's not doing this for herself but someone is definitely looking forward to meeting Sven again after this.
So did I, Roko. So did I.
It's hilarious that the robot body sales girl is getting embarrassed by frank talk speccing out a body.
I think it's more just the frankness and enthusiasm that May's exhibiting.
Do you think it would break the terms of her parole to get a Drone body? With only a _little_ ordinance rack?
But she specifically said she wanted a _big_ rack!
Also, don’t make me break out a link to a certain manga about having more holes; even I, an Internet veteran, found it slightly disturbing o_O
Whether I’m calloused and resistant, or just numb and oblivious is still up for debate
I am really hoping May gets the bomb-ass sexy body of her dreams. But I get the feeling we’re all standing on a very large rug that Jeph has attached to a dragster.
Nyooooo a handful is beeeeest
Anything more than a handful, and you're risking a sprained tongue.
I mean... if you get to choose what you can have for a body... why not go for what you want? I'm surprised she's so easily flustered, it's like someone working in a sex shop getting embarrassed when someone wants one of the really big dildos.
There’s a difference between knowing and both you and the customer politely ignoring something, and being faced with an enthusiast who feels the need to talk about the highlights of something in lurid detail. That said, I can only imagine what it’s like when May goes to buy brownie mix to go with her fart app.
Eh, I still want to see May with just an improved body over her original. I like the original. Though yes, Human standard number of holes is good.
I was kinda hoping she'd choose one of the spider droids...
I'm disappointed that the strippers won't be part of the body tryout montage
I am flashing back to Claire's selection of a dress for Marten's Dad's wedding. Or Marten's selection of a t-shirt form Deliah's party.
What is with the shelves of succulents?
It’s been established that AIs have a fondness for succulents. I know Roko has one. I need to check to see if there’s one in Faye and Bubbles room.
That's right, Beeps, strippers ARE braver than the troops
Lul wut?
I'm with Roko... I'm surprised at how normal May seems to be aiming. All things considered.
there's a lot to be said for normal if you've never had it!
Also, do those strippers ever have to open their eyes or do they navigate by echolocation?
When you can clap several parts of your body, echolocation becomes almost viable.
I wonder if AI body transfers include knowledge on how to counter being very front heavy :P
Internal gyroscope.
I kinda hope she keeps the hair and blue skin, but yes, she deserves stonking great tits.
Better hair! It's what we all want!
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS --N
Whether she gets it or not, I'm hoping we see a model with just some major donhongeros, just to see how big Jeph'll draw them.
humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous
It's good practice to thank the strippers. Good job, Beep.
Beeps is so pure
tbh i was half expecting them to use marigold as the background in the watermelon panel
I hope the sign says “Buy yourself a new ass. You deserve it.”
really think May should've consulted Pintsize. He is an awesome researcher with similar interests that would go way beyond basic vanilla flavors!
... are we helping out a friend or setting her up for a major case of body dysmorphia/sync issues like poor Roko? Making big changes all in one go doesn't seem to work for all AIs.
Considering she never had a body until she got out of robot jail and that body sucks balls- I don't think she'll have to deal w/ dysmorphia whatever body she ends up with. But I could be wrong.
I expect the orange stripper’s name to be Pumpkin Spice
I had a feeling that she would want an anatomically correct body.
Don't we all want that? 😇
Missed opportunity to have Melon in the background
Technically we got melon twice.
More holes the merrier I 'spose.
"Buy yourself a new as..." A new WHAT Jeph?
Assurance plan. They're selling crappy store warranties.
That panel 4 background, though ...
LOL- totally missed that!!!
AAAAAH ITS HAPPENING. (also im head cannoning that the wall of plants in the background are possible bodies if one so wishes)
May didn't disappoint :D
In the distant future where we can safely interact with strippers again, I too plan to say "thank you for your service"
Portland came up with drive thru strippers! You get all the ogling from the comfort of your own car!
Omfg me too, Roko. XD
Surely adjustable would be better. With the nipples acting as control dials.
that go past eleven
Thank you, Jeph. I needed this.
So are we going with 8 holes for a standard human female? (Nose: 2, Mouth: 1, Ears: 2, Butt: 1, Genitalia: 2 – separate pee hole from vaginal opening on vulva.)
2 more for eyes?
The expression on her face in the last three panels is awesome. I think its finally hitting her that this is going to happen. I'm just so happy to see this.
I hope May can tell her hole from an ass on the ground.
Made me LOL.
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Same, Roko. I too wish to be taller, May.
even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous!
GO FOR THE MODULAR GENITALIA, MAY.
Like Katya on Archer?
Melons, you say? Gazongas? FUNBAGS??
What would Melon think? Also, Lemon?
Me too, Roko. Me too.
I'm with Roko on that one
Yeah, Mae must be feeling extremely flustered to settle for merely the standard number.