Boomf
myth busted
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Ouch! Like, the world’s worst paper cuts!
a mythbusters callout. this really is the perfect comic universe.
I was expecting unwrapped condoms.
aww thats sweet. he did what she wanted and tested and made sure not to hurt them. i really think hes grown over the years.
Shoulda used glitter. You never get rid of all the glitter.
all the glitter is gold (sorry)
Pintsize has two molds for pouring his ballistic gel. One shaped like a torso with prominent boobs, and the other is shaped like a butt.
Modelled off who though... hmm... maybe from back when Faye was a target for his ballistic romantic overtures?
That's Pintsize, carefully tested and safe shenanigins. Utter Chaos, Zero Danger.
“If you introduce a gun in act 1, it must be fired by act 5...”
All hail the Chekhov.
I reject your reality and substitute Pintsize's!
Who is funding Pintsize? Does the Companions program have some government grants or EC or artillect seed funding? Does have have some patents or screenwriter royalties coming in? Is he mining Ethereum on his processor while he sleeps? I feel like he may have mentioned but I don't remember.
May mentioned that he rents out processor time.
Picture this: Beeps & Pintsize hosting a very unique mythbusters show.
you have my attention
Wow, Pintsize really is trying to be a better person, isn't he? I mean, he's still crude, but now he's trying to be nicer and just making jokes about him being crude. (By which I mean, I don't think Pintsize did such testing, but is making fun of his reputation as a joke.)
This was really the best case scenario
Hooray!
When Marten mentioned condoms the other day, I assumed unwrapped (but otherwise unsullied) condoms.
Like anyone would take Pintsize's word on that...
Pintsize cares!!
He's always cared. His shtick always been inflicting awkwardness and emotional discomfort, not physical damage. (But I think he gets some form of gratification when damage is inflicted on *him* )
He may keep ballistic gelatin in the fridge, but bets are he buys them from Beepatrice. Who gets it at her real job, wholesale. (Stress testing sex toys DEMANDS ballistic gelatin.)
Im 99% sure I've seen 'boomf' used as an onomatopoeia in a hentai before.
For breasts popping out of a shirt, probably
At least Pintsize was courtious to not use condoms
It was a question more for jeph because his orig copy is probably higher quality. I should have designated. My bad.
It's looks like it says Confettinator 3000, but I could be wrong
How come nobody invites Pintsize to the coffee shop? They don't keep Momo or Winslow locked in their homes. (I know Pintsize isn't actually locked in, but he never leaves any more.) He literally saved their lives from Vespabot, back in the day.
He has been there before: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2574. I wouldn't be surprised if he's not welcome back.
the cannon is now canon.
I admit to having a head cannon of my own... https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/0d/new.png
I can't believe Pintsize was smart and nice enough to test out the condoms on the gelatin first.
Him face in panel three. Wholesome.
I'm looking for a project that combines ballistic gelatin with ballistic nylon on a ballistic missile. Anyone?
What about that Aerogel Stardust probe NASA launched a while back, does that just about hit your trifecta?
Pintsize is my fucking hero
Is 'fucking' just an intensifier here, or an adjective? :-)
Pintsize: Answering the real questions with perversions of science since 2003
Wonder if Pintsize has discussed what condoms do to gelatin with Beeps?
Good call there Pintsize. Facial and upper body lacerations would put a damper on any celebrations.
I suspect he ALWAYS has a block of ballistic gel on hand...for reasons.
the reasons being he fucks it
What's the gun called? I can't read the label on it.
I zoomed in to individual pixels. It's just jagged lines.
Have we done this before, with Dora and Tai’s engagement? Either way, I guess if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
could be worse, couldve been glitter
Oh yeah. You <i>never</i> get that stuff out. I'm <i>still</i> finding glitter in my room from a play our school did 5 years ago. And I wasn't even <i>in</i> the play!
This is now my favorite sound effect ever.
... there it is!
BOOMF