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How To Party
May 4, 2020

How To Party

party responsibly

Comments (42)

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Damien · May 5, 2020

Long as no one invites the shame orb

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pilgrim3 · May 4, 2020

I prefer the first option. Let's ask Pintsize his opinion.

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dcy665 . · May 4, 2020

You like condoms via tee shirt cannons then. Okay.

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Julia Allen-Hesse · May 4, 2020

I mean, jazz/poetry party sounds pretty dope too.

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Darya Toumar · May 4, 2020

Especially if you apply some of that good herb...

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Bill Hall · May 4, 2020

Dibs or no dibs, first one there gets the lemon poppyseed! (running as though possessed)

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allanfranta · May 4, 2020

ummm, lemon poppyseed muffins!

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darklion · May 4, 2020

>_> <_<

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Bagge · May 4, 2020

I for one wouuld peg Claire for the light Jazz & Poetry kind of person

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Lightsabr2 · May 4, 2020

phrasing?

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salixOS · May 4, 2020

Did someone say open muffin bar?!

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Finvaara · May 4, 2020

Why can't we turn the lights down, put on some light jazz, get blazed out of our minds and take turns reading poems at each other while we eat every muffin in the place?

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ljdbjlasfbjk · May 4, 2020

By 'reading poems', I hope you mean yelling poems about how much you love everyone, right?

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William Stark · May 4, 2020

Claire: “... read out favorite poems to each other!” Piccolo in the distance: “NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRED!!!”

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Michele Williams · May 6, 2020

Is there a muffin button?

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Joseph Bonnar · May 4, 2020

Be very interesting if Roko were to walk in on a room full of people eating muffins. And drinking Assam tea.

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Ace · May 4, 2020

Ooh, I wonder what variety of anthropomorphic animal weed smells like to robots!

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BobC · May 4, 2020

There once was a student named Claire, Whose exam score was well above fair. After her anxiety. She wanted to party, With confetti still in her hair!

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Ísabel Pirsic · May 4, 2020

Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair, deal out jacks or better on a blanket by the stairs; I’ll tell you all my secrets but I’ll lie about my past, so send me off to bed for evermore!

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John · May 4, 2020

PSA: Smoking anything that irritates the lungs may increase susceptibility to the coronavirus. Prolly a good time to drink instead...

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R. Francis Smith · May 4, 2020

This (both the comic and reality) seems like a job for edibles

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Olaf · May 4, 2020

Dangit, *I* wanted to call dibs on the lemon poppyseed.

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NinjaZaku · May 4, 2020

I'm not a stoner but I'll eat large amounts of pastries and be overly affectionate any day

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Katrina Urmson · May 4, 2020

This.

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High, I'm Hope · May 4, 2020

as the stoner in my group, this is largely my role

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Douglas E. Smith · May 4, 2020

CALL THE SECRET BAKERY! Get Clinton and his mom over, Eliot and Brun can deliver the goods...

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Paul Leonard · May 4, 2020

I legit expected to see at least one piece of confetti hiding in Claire’s hair

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Adam · May 4, 2020

I'd call this a plot hole that Jeph needs to fix!

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Michael Boettger · May 4, 2020

And baking a batch of lemon poppyseed tomorrow. Because.

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Double · May 4, 2020

I want muffins AND weed. I have one but not the other.

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Kyle Jenkins · May 4, 2020

Weed, muffins, and friends. Sounds like a good party!

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Michael Boettger · May 4, 2020

First, Dora, call Tai. If there's any blazing to be done, she'll demand to be part of it. Claire's mom too.

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Adam · May 4, 2020

That is Tai!

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Adam · May 4, 2020

Wal-Mart substituted my online order of chocolate muffins with cinnamon coffee cake and I absolutely forgive them.

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Ken Carlile · May 4, 2020

To my mind, that's a complete win.

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Chris Weigert · May 4, 2020

I will share my poppyseeds and my good good herb with all of these people.

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Lord Crusade · May 4, 2020

Claire you have grown up so much *sniff* =D

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Jackie Horn · May 4, 2020

Marten I will fight you and I will win for that lemon poppyseed. Trust.

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Douglas E. Smith · May 4, 2020

Muffins...*gglllrllgrlrllg*

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · May 4, 2020

Murlocs and Muffins... hrm.

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Grace Serenity · May 4, 2020

Ooo! I call the orange cranberry!

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Tyler · May 4, 2020

Homer, you know that beer ain't free.