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We Know How It Is
April 30, 2020

We Know How It Is

yeah probably

Comments (41)

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Deuce · May 1, 2020

The condom cannon is full of a dismembered er1ka moen.

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Matthew Van Gangelen · May 1, 2020

Joel Bateman. Thank you. I thought it said Happy Songs for Angry Pandas.

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Lind · May 1, 2020

Oh hey the Mogwai poster is back. I don't know if that's been gone for ages or if I just haven't noticed it, but hey.

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Lucy · April 30, 2020

Good comic. Can't help but think this would be better if there was 90% more legs.

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Bruce · April 30, 2020

I went to a memorial service with broomstick air guitars and confetti cannons once. It was beautiful. 💙

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jimbo · April 30, 2020

"happy songs for happy panda"-ermm, am I reading that right?

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legobil · April 30, 2020

Who are these characters btw? They don’t seem to have any robotic parts or huge asses.

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Michael Landis · April 30, 2020

Truly wild that this page drops the day that I find out I got into an Ivy League school.

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Daryl Resplandor · April 30, 2020

Congrats!

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awgiedawgie · April 30, 2020

It occurs to me that if Pintsize did indeed have a confetti cannon, he probably would have been waiting with it and fired it as soon as Claire announced that she had passed.

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Andrew Armstrong · April 30, 2020

This made me laugh so much I really should have taken a shot of Ventolin first ;-)

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Lightsabr2 · April 30, 2020

The only AI we haven't seen in a while...

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Bagge · April 30, 2020

Go claire!

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Iron Princess · April 30, 2020

*15 years and Martin still has his mogwai poster*

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spencer spears · April 30, 2020

Can't blame a man for having good taste in music

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MikeT · April 30, 2020

Decocking the condom canon might cause all kinds of issues

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Chong Go · April 30, 2020

Yeah, that's where I was waiting for the joke!

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Random_Barkgrim · April 30, 2020

I remember when Pintsize had a laser cannon built in before it was removed!

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Chaoscodex199 · April 30, 2020

Long time, no mention, Pintsize!

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Mad Marie · April 30, 2020

Turns out that it does have actual confetti, but it’s all white and affixed in exactly the place on pintsize’s body one would expect.

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Am Queue · April 30, 2020

At the crotch, or artfully glued in a spray across his face and neck?

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MiqoRems · April 30, 2020

The real question is how he fit all those cocks in the confetti cannon to begin with

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awgiedawgie · April 30, 2020

You actually think he’d have a <i>small</i> confetti cannon?

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Autographedcat · April 30, 2020

Also, it turns out "decock" isn't a metaphor...

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Herman Wu · April 30, 2020

The Condom/Confetti Cannon is for those times when the Arbor Day banner just isn't enough

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Elf Sternberg · April 30, 2020

"Dammit, Party Cannon, we've talked about this!"

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Finvaara · April 30, 2020

Great, now we have Chekov's CondomFetti Cannon somewhere off screen on a hair trigger

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Trigon Manthree · April 30, 2020

In Soviet Russia, Chekhov's Cannon is spelled with an H. Unless the cannon is helming a starship.

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Sleepy John · April 30, 2020

EVERYBODY needs celebrations!

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Vilinda · April 30, 2020

I mean... Yeah, probably.

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Tamara Macadam · April 30, 2020

i want a condom cannon

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dirtknight · April 30, 2020

omg the head kiss 😭

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Ian Wolfe · April 30, 2020

WE'VE BEEN DENIED PINTSIZE SHENANIGANS?!?! REVOLT!!!

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BobC · April 30, 2020

Revolting.

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Joel Bateman · April 30, 2020

I'm trying to read the whiteboard.

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Joel Bateman · April 30, 2020

Oh! Happy Songs for Happy People

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Captain Button · April 30, 2020

Be careful setting off cannons around Bubbles, might trip undesirable reflexes.

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Michael Boettger · April 30, 2020

Milestones. And baby steps in their relationship. I love these two.

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Katherine Prewitt · April 30, 2020

Samesies

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Bob Gilmore · April 30, 2020

“De cock”. Heh.

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PlasticArmyMan · April 30, 2020

Yeah, he has to take all the cocks out