This Will End Well

Y’know, there is significant danger inherent in alcoholic beverages flavored with licorice ... Pernod (& Pastis,) Ouzo, Raki ... dratted stuff has always done me (and others) in.

I kinda feel like Clinton is gonna have two bots crushing on him after this.

Beeps probably has that effect on entities. Her best job would be a recruiter for the French Foreign Legion. Just a few minutes' exposure to her would convince them this was the way to forget.

I must admit, I came here for the pee stuff, too-- don't judge me!

look where's the pee stuff, i was told i could come here for the pee stuff

So 4152 seems to be the first incidence of Square AI drunk bubbles, so far as I have been able to find. The last AI drunk bubbles I found before that was when Roko and the other cop were getting drunk when she was contemplating quitting the force, and they had round bubbles in that comic.

This should be... interesting.

Oooh. Humans have round speech bubbles and drunk bubbles. Robots have square drunk bubbles as well as speech bubbles. Just noticed :)

Pintsize knows...

forgot? oh I was hoping millefeuille would show up wearing them since she obviously wants to be friends

I mean, Bender in Futurama uses alcohol as fuel...so I guess it's not impossible for them to do something similar. Alcohol is a pretty good energy source.

Well, I'm feeling more confident now that Jeph's said "This Will End Well".

So, uh... About that pee tier? For a friend...

Okay, so what is the bot peeing tier? And, only if we get unpixilated urine streams and genitals, no cheating like hentai!

It has already been established that she is anatomically correct. I suspect that means she has the abilty to fake eating and drinking since the exit apertures exist.

I'm picturing a utilitarian twist-off cap type situation, like Bumblebee in the live-action Transformers movie. So the truly freaky can just make it into a drinking game. "MilleFeuille!! Stop intoxicating the man!!"

My question is: If she pees out the ouzo she drank, will it still be drinkable after it comes out? I mean, with no digestive organs to break it down, it's basically just store + flush...

Oh dear LORD... Jeph? I am in tears! This is the second funniest thing I have read this month! The funniest was the email I just from a relative in the medical profession, who urged me in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS to never take a laxative and a sleeping pill together.

Maybe the anatomically correct AIs have a system to allow them to mimic eating and drinking?

Not only that, three switches magically appeared on the wall between the first and last panels.

Instead of fixing it I just want him to come up with a reason they vanished XD

Don,t we all forget glasses at some point in our lives?

Beeps 2nd panel. Seems very happy to have made Clinton’s acquaintance....

Is there a transparent emu in the room? I can't tell...

Also, in case anyone needs feels: https://twitter.com/misterchristoid/status/1238989121093238784?s=21

I love the fact that robot drunk bubbles are rectangular like their speech bubbles.

Even without his glasses, he could see horny-drunk Mille coming a kilometer away.

I would like at this time to point out that in the Patreon comments to #4080, Mille's second appearance in QC, I wrote: 'Five bucks says "the gentleman" disappears within a week but "greenie" becomes a regular character as part of the gradual roboticization of QC.' Where's my five bucks.

That's alright, I forget my glasses after drinking too much sometimes too.

Beeps is reassessing her relationship with Millie. This is way out of her lane. Or is Brun enabling this?

Could we say Clinton is a lightweight and lost his glasses after presumably one beer? Or am I forgetting some moment where he canonically drank more than that and was fine?

millefeuille is a horny drunk, huh?

I just hope this doesn't cause internal damage that sends her in for more maintenance.

Ai mean, she is a human standard model. Obviously she has somewhere for the alcohol to go after her mouth. Perhaps she has a stomach, and didn't know it?

I hope they find out in a spectacular and inappropriate way.

love the drunk bots

Millie is by new favorite, oh my god

>.> "special tier"? <.< >.>