Employee Of The Year
Beeps tries
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How did Clinton escape from Millefeuille? That wasn't a come-hither look she gave him. It was a you're-not-going-anywhere look.
Her drunk simulation probably simulated her passing out. He made her comfortable, trusted his other friends not to be dicks about it, and moved on.
I feel somehow that the second to last panel should have had someone off-screen yelling "WOO BUTTS!". Sort of a conversational humor punctuation.
Some remarkable Brian David Gilbert energy from Clinton in this one.
I guess not every AI is deific perfection made manifest.
... so Beeps would totally rub Roko's emblem-adorned posterior with a loaf of pumpernickel if she knew what Roko was into. I could see that working out pretty well for both of them.
I'd ship it, but I fear Roko would be so frustrated with Beeps that their relationship wouldn't last more than a couple weeks.
Why do they have a water cooler in an office space with only robots?
For humans that visit? Advocates, family, partners, delivery folks?
I feel like when she tests toys, she is given a test object and a control object and asked to take them both across the room and place them in a cabinet together.... and if it survives, thats QC done.
QC in my QC? It's more likely than you think.
there's something kinky submissive about Beeps
Everything will be so much more effective with ai, they said...
They seem to be about on par with humans in terms of occurrences of competency.
Not that secret, Beeps.
RE the office printer... Does it contain an AI that wants to print, or is it simply a machine. And if it does contain an AI, what did Beepatrice DO to the poor thing! :(
One day Beeps will snap and go full Office Space on that printer.
That's a lot of exposition from someone without drunk bubbles
TFW I give the same type of 'my day' information, because 'what are you doing' on any larger level amounts to 'nothing'.
Beeps breaks my heart because I have the human version of complete total incompetence syndrome.
Notice that Brun has a three-bubble buzz going by the 6th panel? That is some fast-acting ouzo!
I love Beeps. She is one of my favorite characters. Don't you ever give up Beeps!
Huh. I wouldn't have expected an AI to be so thoroughly incompetent. I guess there must be some kind of genetic learning algorithm that makes each AI a little different than the next.
All these characters are like one name drop away from knowing each other even more at any given point lol
It's that two degrees of separation that makes the story super believable to me lol. I had a friend recommend a friend to do my taxes. Turns out he was my husband's cousin's spouse. And my father in law's aunt is a coworker of my dad's 😂
I wonder if Beeps would freak if she knew Clinton knew Roko...
I wonder what she would think if she knew Roko had fantasized about Clinton and a loaf of sourdough.
Beeps is the AI equivalent of a cinnamon roll. Tamagotchi?
This adds to the pile of evidence that it's the right call for Roko to be in charge. I hope Clinton learns that soon; and joins the charity to lend a helping (robotic or otherwise) hand.
Trying to get the printer working is very hard and difficult work. I got your "PC LOAD LETTER" right here!
... and now I'm extremely certain that there exists an extremely popular youtube channel with a robo-lass and her printer struggles... and it shows up on lists of "extremely useful advice", "Not technically porn", and "printer-dominatrix" no, wait! "dot-minatrix"
Millennial icon Beeps
Beeps tries, and that's all that matters. Bless her processors.
Wait go back to Millie, back to Millie!
She may sound silly here, but she's a sex-toy testing savant in her day job.
Wait are there humans working there?
Yeah that water cooler comment confused me. ;)
baby :(
You poor sweet summer robot
Beeps other job is perfect for her. I'm glad she likes this one.
Beeps 😿 we love you, never change.
Clinton is wondering if it's too late to change his major.