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March 11, 2020

From Youzo To Mezo

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Comments (61)

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Boots McGoot · March 15, 2020

oh 💔

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tamouse.art · March 14, 2020

ok, straight up i am crying

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Sean · March 12, 2020

I used to work for a Greek. I asked him about Ouzo, and he asked me if I wanted to try "a sip". I said, sure. His idea of "a sip" was a double shot-glass filled to overflowing. Now mind, I had come to his place to give him a ride somewhere, and this is what he pours me! I had to leave a little left as I had to drive! But I did like it as I like black licorice!

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Don · March 12, 2020

this was me with moxie while it was 2/$1

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Jakob Kaine · March 12, 2020

Funny you mention Moxie. It was referenced in the latest "How to Drink" video. Greg used gentian root as one of the flavoring agents in the syrup he was making. Gentian root being one of the main flavors in Moxie.

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Tudza · March 12, 2020

Absinthe.

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David Howe · March 12, 2020

Makes the farts go "honda"?

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Diana · March 12, 2020

Ouzo is sooo good I love it!!!!!! But then again I like Anise flavor things and Black Licorice

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Philip D Jones · March 12, 2020

In college I had a friend who spent his high-school years in Greece. He said Rakia was consumed only by the monks.

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Grollo · March 11, 2020

Me with vinegar crisps

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ashton lebleu · March 11, 2020

I love when a dash of insight is dropped and then immediately walked past

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Peter Jensen · March 11, 2020

I think most people I know would be OK with Ouzo. Now, Rakia, *that* I get mostly to myself. Those I've introduced it to went on to drink it too fast, and ... that's definitely a fast-track to puke-town, if you're not used to it. I warn, but few listen ...

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Leona · March 11, 2020

Ouzo is my favorite drink! 🤣🤣🤣 I have to go to a special liquor store and everything!

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Jim Sharkey · March 11, 2020

Ouzo? Yeesh, hard pass.

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Giles Williams · March 11, 2020

Ouzo, Raki, Pastis - there's some good stuff out there if you like those flavours, and the milky reaction with ice water.

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Jakob Kaine · March 11, 2020

Back in my doormonster days at the Continental in Buffalo, I used to love starting a shift with a cocktail of sambuca, blavod and ice water. Then again, I'd end the shift with a cocktail of campari, clementine vodka and tonic. So don't go by my tastes.

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theaardvark · March 11, 2020

Every now and then it hits me just how diverse the body shapes that Jeph draws are, compared to most comics. And it makes me love this even more.

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marcus erronius · March 11, 2020

My first and only experience with ouzo was at a greek festival where I was served a mixed drink, ouzo and orange juice. It was the Worst Thing Ever and I almost threw up trying to drink it.

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Astrid · March 11, 2020

I *like* ouzo.

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awgiedawgie · March 11, 2020

The licorice taste is the <i>only</i> good thing about ouzo. And I can get that just from eating licorice.

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Jakob Kaine · March 11, 2020

I prefer sambuca to ouzo.

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Bagge · March 11, 2020

Thats very profound

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Mooster · March 11, 2020

But also very true.

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ljdbjlasfbjk · March 11, 2020

When I tried ouzo years ago, I thought it was delicious. But I haven't had it since then, because nobody would drink it with me (when I suggested it, they thought I was trying to prank them), and drinking it by myself seemed too awkward.

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Douglas E. Smith · March 11, 2020

Because of this webcomic I think all AIs have olfactory synesthesia when they sniff things. I wonder what hallucinatory realm ouzo puts Beeps into...

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Marc Pengryffyn · March 11, 2020

I'm a lifelong retsina fan for the same reason. Doesn't work in Greece, though.

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Ted Van Roekel · March 11, 2020

Beeps heart just broke a little there. It's okay Beeps, mine did too.

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Shane Wegner · March 11, 2020

She needs to learn that humans are basically terrible eventually.

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BioYuGi · March 11, 2020

I don't hate Renee and Brun by any means but the last two weeks of comics for them have really lowered my opinions for certain.

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Jason Doege · March 11, 2020

Brun isn’t awful. Brun is my favorite.

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Sleepy John · March 11, 2020

"Because no one tries to take them from you." Oh, honey...

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Uniquitous · March 11, 2020

Jeez, ouch. Brun's been through some shit.

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Ted Van Roekel · March 11, 2020

Yeah, that's a classic response to constant bullying. Poor Brun.

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least_rectangles · March 11, 2020

The trick with these weird fucking aniseed liqueurs is to dilute them to taste. I learned that lesson when I tried to drink Pastis neat, I swear I couldn't feel my mouth for half an hour after that

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David Barr · March 11, 2020

That's a feature, not a bug. 🤣

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John · March 11, 2020

Drink retsina before breaking out the ouzo, It helps. A little...

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PaladinLost · March 11, 2020

I heard Retsina's gotten better since the early 2000s (when I was ain Greece) - when I was there, I would have much rather had the ouzo. The Retsina I had contained all the worst qualities of a bottle of 3-Buck Chuck Pinor Noir, a Cascade-Hop monster IPA, and a bottle of Fabuloso. Is it better or just better than straight ouzo?

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Edward Clayton Andrews · March 11, 2020

Well if you drink it straight, yeah!

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Nulgar · March 11, 2020

Oh I love Ouzo. Not sure I'd do well with more than the shot you get after your meal in Greek restaurants though (at least in Germany)

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JD · March 11, 2020

The sign of best friends.

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Michael Boettger · March 11, 2020

Love the little deaths head fume icon. And Does Brun really smile like that?

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Mark Thomas · March 11, 2020

That seems more like a somewhat evil smirk of anticipation than a smile. Different expressions for sure :)

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Spoogle McGee · March 11, 2020

In Ouzo Veritas.

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PaladinLost · March 11, 2020

I went to Athens once. Consumed much Ouzo. Did not find much Veritas in said Ouzo. :D

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Michael Boettger · March 11, 2020

1. Ouzo is definitely an acquired taste.

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BobC · March 11, 2020

It's acquired by the bottle or the glass.

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Miyaa · March 11, 2020

Should I google what ouzo is or just assume it’s a worse version of zima?

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JC Urza · March 11, 2020

Apparently it's anise based Greek liquor(thus the liquorice burps). Sambucca is related to it.

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coordinatezero · March 11, 2020

Brun's line in panel 2 is like something from the perfect John Hughes movie that never was.

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NinjaZaku · March 11, 2020

Beepatrice is not the one to talk to about licorice burps, it seems.

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BobC · March 11, 2020

Should talk to Burpatrice instead?

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Erin Moriarty · March 11, 2020

Waaaaaiiiitttttt, is Brun a former foster kid? It seems like the type of mentality a foster kid or a kid with addict/narcissist parents would have.

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JD · March 11, 2020

She said that her parents were poor but nice. I'm pretty sure they have since died, but I don't think she said when they died.

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · March 11, 2020

I love Ouzo. Straight.

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Beat · March 11, 2020

oh

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Kris · March 11, 2020

You gotta mix the ouzo with water don't drink it straight brun. It makes a world of difference on the taste

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DVW · March 11, 2020

Also it turns white when you mix it with water because chemistry and isn't that the whole point of ouzo?

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gatherer818 · March 11, 2020

I tried to imagine a licorice burp and now I wish I hadn't.

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Tamara Macadam · March 11, 2020

does anyone actually like ouzo though

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J Nauer · March 11, 2020

yes. (See also: Jägermeister)

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Jaime Suzuki · March 11, 2020

True friendship