She Got Played
Beeps continues to try
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Chronologically by date of author's birth. In the same year, by color of author's eyes.
And hair style.
Beeps, Hanners, and Claire /MUST/ meet.
Alphabetically by author. Within the author, series first, then stand-alone titles. Series are in order of publication date of first book of the series, within the series, by publication date. Stand-alone titles, alphabetical by title. Titles in a 'shared universe' are considered to be written by the creator of the universe (e.g. 'After the King' is considered to be written by J.R.R. Tolkien). Anthologies after the end of the alphabet, sorted by title.
Or, perhaps, "Aarrggg!!! Wherever they fit!!"
Oh please oh please oh please let them meet! A new organized Singularity could emerge from the sheer love of filing! Besides, the way this comic runs, it's practically inevitable, anyway. Also nothing bad happened when Claire and Tilly met...
Beeps and Hannalore?
"Take them out of the box. Put them on the shelf. Biggest on the bottom." The box is small enough that finding a particular book on the shelf should only take a moment. Renee can organize them later as she likes. :)
"By the order I originally read them in" [later] "how did you DO that?"
I miss casual human contact so much.
I wonder if Drinkr has the ability to pause. I imagine Millie pausing "Huh, where ARE those shota going?? MEH!" Unpause.
"Oh, I don't care, whatever you wanna do" said no bibliophile, ever.
I dunno. My gf of 5 years is a librarian and the way her brain works is amazing. She'll obsessively re-shelf in book stores, thrift shops, and other libraries but our home is has books of all shapes and categories scattered randomly in every room of the house.
Always sanitize your robot thoroughly before high-fiving.
Beeparalysis through Beepanalysis.
Size and color!
Ouzo drunk is the best/worst drunk tho
Beeps would be WONDERFUL in jobs that require predicting what the opponent does.
...dunno, "Nothing" would be a pretty safe bet for most of the time
Let me see... Beeps, Melon, Mille, Hanners and Claire are all in a large room sharing their life experiences. Emily walks in. I shall go now, because that is just too BLOODY DAMNED MUCH WAIFU TO TOLERATE!
Beeps is Tom Sawyer ...
Beeps, Claire, and Hanners will meet in less than a week after him saying that...
Ordered by SHA-512 hash of the ISBN catalog record
Omg I just noticed the blocky digital drunk bubbles that's amazing
Alphabetically, then by series, with individual books in chronological order by original publication date, but also books in a series by authors other than the original are shelved with that series.
What about books where the publishing chronology is different to the order in which events happen in the narrative?
Beeps and Claire and Hanners must meet immediately
It would be the most well-organised library in the world.
I need to complain about you writing me as a cute robot... Oh, wait, never mind, I love her. :P
Beeps in the background of the first panel looks like she is waiting for "something" to happen...
That would very cute!
Oh, and I see Clinton has found his glasses
Beeps, Claire, Hanners, and Emily.
and -emily- ? seriously, you take a situation like that and throw in an octopus? :D
Okay, here's an idea. Beeps, Claire, and Hanners open a bookstore. Beeps organizers, Claire kinda realizes her dream, and Hanners runs the coffee bar and dusts.
Beeps would probably be do a better job of being a library assistant than what shes doing now
Counterpoint: Beeps and Claire and Hanners must -absolutely- meet.
THEY MUST MEET!
They will meet, Jeph. It will be amazing when they meet.
Beeps and hanners would be awesome
god me