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December 15, 2019

Tai One On

Comments (70)

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Robin Wyatt · December 16, 2019

I feel like we need a bonus comic now with the various ways Sven is not a mooch.

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Kerin Schiesser · December 16, 2019

LOVE the little cameo of characters in the background that we haven't seen for awhile....

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Michael · December 15, 2019

Does anyone else feel like this storyline is an expression of Jeph’s own ambivalence about being so mainstream these days?

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I am the captian now · December 16, 2019

I remember finding this back when it had maybe like 50 pages and now we're 4k in. How time flys

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Jon · December 15, 2019

Now I want to see Tai in a pretty princess wedding dress. Which I didn't even kinda assume I wanted until she mentioned it.

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Douglas E. Smith · December 15, 2019

I think I've had "nachos" before. Would not recommend.

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awgiedawgie · December 15, 2019

It <i>is</i> a little disconcerting that they're the only menu item in quotation marks.

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Jax · December 15, 2019

Can't wait for the Pintsize Piracy storyline

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · December 15, 2019

YAY BRUN!

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Creepy Cat Lady · December 15, 2019

HI BRUN!

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Kaz Redclaw · December 15, 2019

The two best days in a boat owner's life: The day they buy the boat, and the day they sell the boat.

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Tom Smolen · December 16, 2019

Boat: Noun. A hole in the water into which, you throw your money.

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David Howe · December 15, 2019

I don't actually want a boat, but am now desiring to print a "sven is not a mooch" badge, and possibly print that on a t-shirt...

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Andrew · December 15, 2019

Or, you could get a boat and call it “Sven is not a mooch” ;)

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AJ Sharma · December 15, 2019

Where did this Sven is a mooch thing come from?

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awgiedawgie · December 15, 2019

<i>Way</i> back at the end of September, "Sven is not a mooch" was <i>actually</i> the footer text on strip #4101. Then about six weeks ago, #4128 ended up with the same top and bottom text (including being misnumbered as 4101). Then three weeks ago, Jeph accidentally forgot to change the footer text for #4145. With it showing up on today's strip, it's officially a running gag.

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Bob the Fish Productions · December 15, 2019

It is important that you understand that Sven is NOT a mooch

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David Howe · December 15, 2019

more importantly, Sven is STILL not a mooch.

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Dean Reilly · December 15, 2019

If Sven isn't a mooch, maybe he could go in on the boat with Marten and Steve.

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awgiedawgie · December 15, 2019

Sven is actually kinda rich. He could probably pay for the boat in cash. If he went in on the boat with them, Steve and Marten would probably <i>feel</i> like mooches, even if they all went in evenly.

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Lightsabr2 · December 15, 2019

Forget a boat, I've been looking at airplanes...

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Chris Crowther · December 15, 2019

My father and younger brother bought a boat together...

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J.E. Melton · December 15, 2019

Are they still related?

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Alex Borders · December 15, 2019

S###. Now I want to get a boat.

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Leak · December 15, 2019

Ah, the good old "It was a dark and normie night" trope... :)

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Sean · December 15, 2019

Better than the ceremony I once heard a gay comic describe being invited to, something like "Non-denominational gender-non-specific non-traditional signed-for-the-hearing-impaired commitment ceremony with vegan reception", which prompted him to expound: "There's a difference between holistic and assholistic", which I found hysterical.

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Alita.Accord · December 15, 2019

Ugh. Just ugh.

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Bagge · December 15, 2019

They totally should get a boat together. Yeah, I'm really not confident that Tai's wedding will be what is generally thought of as "normal", even if she has a pink princess wedding. She will thing of SOMETHING to push it outside the norm

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Bagge · December 15, 2019

There we go!

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JPMK! {verb} · December 15, 2019

:3

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Waffliesinyoface · December 15, 2019

hi brun

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Avian · December 15, 2019

Gosh danglit, Jeph, change your fucking template. We already know Sven isn't a mooch

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Thisguy · December 15, 2019

Dunno… how much booze has he paid for?

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Andrea Smith · December 15, 2019

A boat is a hole in the water where you throw your money.

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Alita.Accord · December 15, 2019

Break Out Another Thousand

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Jax · December 15, 2019

ohmygod steve's face in the last panel

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seeprybyrun · December 15, 2019

Love it

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Seadrake · December 15, 2019

The only thing better than having your own boat is having a friend with their own boat. So much easier to deal with maintenance.

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Marven Balori · December 15, 2019

shit, do i want to buy a boat with a friend now?

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Miyaa · December 15, 2019

Sven is not a mooch. Brun on the other hand… I think she kinda is a mooch at times.

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William Cole · December 15, 2019

Is the “Don’t @ us” on the specials board new?

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BobC · December 15, 2019

Brun! Brun is smart. Brun does not get involved. Unless a harpoon is handy. Brun likes harpoons!

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Miyaa · December 15, 2019

Kinda wish Brun would use a harpoon over Jeph’s “Wonderful Christmastime” earworm.

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Andrew · December 15, 2019

BRUN!

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Shika · December 15, 2019

So Sven, is not a mooch...right?

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Andrew · December 15, 2019

Is Jeph hinting to someone that he wants a boat?

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Joe · December 15, 2019

maybe we need to make clear to Jeph that this is Patreon, not kickstarter or gofundme ...

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Peaceful Cat · December 15, 2019

Tai is me when i got engaged haha XD I was pretty sure i wanted a nontraditional dress, but nope, 1 look at me in a white princess dress and i knew there was no going back

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · December 15, 2019

I got a Disney Princess dress! ...it was Mulan's BUT STILL

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Rich Holmes · December 15, 2019

SVEN IS NOT A MOOCH t-shirt: I See A Great Need

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LH · December 15, 2019

oh no, steve's :3 face

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Nicholas Lopez · December 15, 2019

I love Steve's :3 face

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z · December 15, 2019

Tai, shut the f(YAY!) up. You're going to get married only once in your life (we hope...). Get married the way that makes YOU happy, and if that is a confectionery wedding dress that has more layers to it than Trump's toupe makes you happy, WEAR THAT DRESS. Be happy with the next phase of your life.

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Philip D Jones · December 15, 2019

Married once? Ha, would that that were true. Seriously you make choices for your first wedding to please your parents. For the second wedding you please yourself. A bit of wisdom I endorse: A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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TV4Fun · December 15, 2019

I'm beginning to wonder if Sven is a mooch.

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awgiedawgie · December 15, 2019

Sven is not a mooch.

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darklion · December 15, 2019

Tai's emulating Naomi Nagata a little bit

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Joe · December 15, 2019

beltalowda wannabe??

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Turing Eret · December 15, 2019

Is the next storyline the formation of a polycule?

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Cliff · December 15, 2019

uwu ?

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Tamara Macadam · December 15, 2019

oh fuck i love tai so much

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Michael Boettger · December 15, 2019

Kinda on the fence about Tai's new hair style.

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R L · December 15, 2019

Steve. No. But also yes.

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SpazzyC · December 15, 2019

Bottom tag line again. :?

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Finvaara · December 15, 2019

Is Sven a mooch, though? I forget

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Tameweevil · December 15, 2019

I don't understand this. Maybe it's for a different strip?

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Michael Boettger · December 15, 2019

Oh definitely.

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High, I'm Hope · December 15, 2019

UNLESS.....

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · December 15, 2019

what about boats... and HOES

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Brian · December 15, 2019

they should buy a boat