Pair Bonding
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Aw Jeph, how about a spin-off strip about a day in the lives of the gift-basket delivery drones? They are some seriously on-call AIs!
Awww, I was hoping Pintsize would officiate.
hell, in some state (like mine) it just takes being a notary! (and yes I've officiated at ex's weddings)
OMG I didn't realize until I read your comment that he meant he could officiate a wedding. I thought he just meant he could be a groom. I thought it was the lamentation of a single person amidst a bunch of couple-squee. It seemed pretty awkwardly placed, though.
And Bubbles is savouring the aroma as only Bubbles can.
Claire is all bitch please, it's Tyrolean speck.
"Btw, I'm legally allowed to marry people" made my day :-D
itll be great if they get married that night
I'm wondering if Steve is clergy in something like the Universal Life Church, or if he's a Justice of the Peace. I'm assuming he's not talking about the '1-day Designation', because it sounds like *anyone* who's affiliated with the wedding party could get that. Also, it's a 3-day waiting period before you can pick up the license. https://www.mass.gov/guides/getting-married-in-massachusetts-before-the-wedding#-who-can-conduct-my-wedding-in-massachusetts?-
I reckon ULC, or maybe Church of the Later Day Dude (https://dudeism.com/) in Steve's case.
But is Sven a mooch though?
No. Sven is not a mooch.
I love this comic so much
I remember the first time we saw Kai. She told the best library joke ever: “Dewey Decimal System? Do we ever!”
Mmmmm. Gift baskets.
FWIW, I've performed several weddings. Rules vary from state to state (and sometimes locally). For example, in Maryland, the only qualification legally required is that the people you're performing it for have to consider you their minister. But you have to get a license for it to be legal, and have the celebrant sign it.
my sister officiated my daughter and her husband's wedding last year. PA has no restrictions on who may officiate. now if only states would stop requiring permission slips for marriage, we'd be all set.
All they need is Brun dressed as Elvis and there will be a drunken wedding
BONUS COMIC
Bubs is sitting on the FLOOR, people. And totally Zen on whatever that is she's holding that does NOT look like tea to me.
Me thinks it's coffee.
Bonus strip request: what does Bubbles see when she sniffs coffee beans?
Dancing goats. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaldi
This is so wholesome, and I LOVE it!
DORA BIANCHI BISEXUAL ICON
I don't know how far ahead Jeph does the strip, but the timing with the hallmark thing is interesting.
Oh boy... This might end with "you may kiss the bride"
Same night gift basket delivery Now That's What I Call Gentrification! Vol. 69
I need to find where they're going for gift baskets. Prosciutto on order? Sign me up!
Same-night delivery of prosciutto? Even better!
Yo @Jeph Jacques, what happened to Tai's stripes?
She got so drunk that the plaid melted off her shirt.
they're gonna have like two more beers & wake up married tomorrow, aint they???
To Steve. He's legally allowed to marry people.
Why is the big stronk warbot so adorable when she sniffs tea?
Is it tea? The package made me think it was coffee and I wouldn't blame her if it was. I can happily smell coffee all day, even if I can't stand the flavor.
BABIES I LOVE THEM ALL
I'm just waiting for Dora and Tai to get drunk married and then Claire, Faye, and Bubbles be pissed because they weren't there....
But then Tai would also be upset because she didn't get the fancy dress and all that! And that would be no good.
If it becomes a double wedding imma lose my shit.
Makes alot of sense. With the exception of Faye's mom and sister, pretty much everyone they'd invite is local.
So much wholesome-ness! .....Now where's the horrible tragedy and Catastrophe that will surely follow this goodness?
Marten as best man? Steve can officiate? Things are moving quickly, suddenly. Relationship reinforcements abounding. Time to start looking at cakes! And prosciutto rocks. And Speck is best.
There is no cake.
Bubbles smelling coffee is the cutest shit, thank you for this gift Jeph
Even if she's smelling tea.
I called her asking Marten to be the Best Man. I think Dora is going to pick Faye to be her maid of honor. Claire or May for flower girl.
or Pintsize
I suspect they're about to get married in the bar...
There will be hell to pay if the rest of the crew isn't there. Besides, there's paperwork involved that you have to get from the courthouse beforehand. <-- Licensed officiant. Probably same church as Steve.
Prosciutto is the shit
I'm assuming you mean to say you like it. I have often wondered why people use a word that refers to feces to indicate that something is excellent.
THEY SHOULD GET MARRIED ON A BOAT
ON MARTEN AND STEVE'S BOAT.
YESSSS, I am so happy to see Claire with all her gift baskets. She definitely needs more. And I also call dibs on the prosciutto.