Bonus Comic: Durrpelgangers
RIP TO MELON!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Comments (78)
Love the "couch"... :^)
good golly - what would you have to PUT in a squirt gone to take out an android? LOL Even acid would probably only mess up their skin myomer or whatever it is, right? LOL Plus we ALL know why this is a fantasy. Punchbot would have PUNCHED her if he thought she was a threat, AMIRAHT?
This is Arthur, not Punchbot. They look fairly similar but Punchbot is gray.
I’d be interested as to how this plays out...
Sven is not a mooch. Just felt it necessary to add that :)
Wait, melon has a tongue?
This could be the most epic storyline in QC
Lemon Demon
I used to have two CDs, "ragged copper claws"? "ultimate showdown"? I wonder if still have them. Now I have to search for that guy on the interweb.
the fake "murder" is just an excuse to go back in time and bang themselves. Admit it, we've all done it.
Melon would wear an unconvincing Melon disguise over a convincing Lemon disguise given a chance, so I don't blame her for believing Lemon's explanation.
Well, y'know... except for that pesky little detail of actually <i>being</i> Melon.
"couch"
Yes, they have a couch. They also have art hanging on the walls.
this is the robot equivalent of playing cowboys and indians except its the two doors problem
Socially appropriate murder
Maybe she's not water-proof and the water gun is more dangerous than you think...
Maybe it’s not water.
And I see Art was just hanging out again, doing nothing to avert this catastrophe. I'd say he's acting walled-off, but he's actually walled-on.
Is it me or are lemon/melon using the same chassis as May? Just better cared for... and containing fewer pubes.
better cared for, certainly. but I'm curious how you obtained the insight as to their pube count, hmmm??
The stakes were never higher
I love that Melon bought the explanation.
well, it's a fair cop.
The real Melon was inside you all along! *cue disturbing discovery*
But what if they did that again, but emoting like Kirk in that one Star Trek movie?
In that ONE Star Trek movie, try in seven Star Trek movies, and 79 episodes of Star Trek: TOS and thirteen episodes of Barbary Coast, years of TJ Hooker...
Love the mismatched socks/feet on the sisters! 💜
they're not mismatched. but only Melon is wearing them correctly.
Seems like a normal day in that house
"normal"
Ah, the time machine! It has the power to transport you into the future at the rate of one second per second!
Stahp! I just had office xmas party. You makea my head hurt!
Sounds like the office Christmas party made your head hurt. At least this gives you a bit of amusement to go with your agony.
I'm not going to lie I really want to see a sitcom that features these characters and a few of the other crazier AIs in a Friend's-type environment. Coffee of Doom can be Central Perk, and the human characters can just be incidental cast in the background.
I mean, isn't that what we already have? :)
What worries me is that these three might actually HAVE a time machine. That would not bode well for causality.
You have a funny way of saying HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE IF THEY ACTUALLY HAD A TIME MACHINE!
Next time they could switch bodies then dress up as themselves
the problems that Roko is still working through with body dysphoria & the seriousness with which they (who are 'they', exactly, by the bye) addressed the destruction of her original body, would seem to indicate that AI body swapping is not to be taken lightly or attempted frivolously. obviously, Momo and Winslow are counter-examples, but the circumstances were much different, and I'm not sure we have enough data to determine which is which in this reality.
Spoiler: the time machine is a wind-up watch! *gasp*
This is very, very funny. I love the Melon Patch (what I'm calling this band of sweet wonderful dumbasses)
JEPH, THIS IS HOW YOU WRITE OUT CHARACTERS?! :C
Pretty sure this is what happened to Raven 🤔
Ach. Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.
Queen to Queen’s level three!
LARPers.
Full disclosure: *I'm* a LARPer.
Shot her right in the melon.
LMAO!!
If the time machine doesn't work, can I have melon's chassis?
For research? Or porn?
Along with blush panels, some AIs have dead x-eye options. They thought of everything!
She has actually used them before.... https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3729
This is exactly how I expected that to go. Was still entertained! 5 stars!
Hey. a little role play is never a bad thing.
Roko is into roll play
A MURDER! A MURDER MOST FOUL!
A murder most SQUIRT!!
These idiots XD
Great fun watching you draw this tonight as well, really fascinating to see how it all comes together.
O NO
This is cute af
I like the Xmas socks/feet
I would like to think they traded socks with one another, but only 1 sock... because Melon
Seriously? Momo walks on the bottom of a lake and Melon is done in by a squirt gun? AI dramatic roleplaying. I'm okay with this.
Melons chassis sucks that much, also memo's was designed to deal with pervs
Oh my God this is the cutest!
You absolutely delivered on the silliness with this one Jeph.
What just happened? LOL
With a time machine, the question is more like "What just did/can/might/will happen?"
Well she did accept her fate
So adorable!
Hope she has a good backup policy
OH NOES
COUCH ART
i would watch this sitcom
We kinda are