Union Robuttics
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I love how Bubs actually wears civvie clothes now. And DAYUM is she buff! :D
Love the pics in the background *Damnit, I was too late ;(
Can I just say that I love the photos in the background.
I was going to say the same thing!
Three cheeks. Awesome
Secret Third Buttcheek is the name of my Meatloaf cover band.
I've said it before, I'll say it again: a robot beauty saloon is where the money is.
Designer Sprays
I’d pay more for a strip including a third secret buttcheek
Give the emu a stack of business cards: UNION ROBOTICS $5 OFF INVISIBLE EMU RAMPAGE REPAIRS. GROUP DISCOUNTS FOR GESTALT PERSONALITIES.
Maybe more crushbot related accidents? Have to tone it down though, limit it to limbs only, rather than whole body crushes.
Yeah. One, it's expensive. Two, Roko's not exactly dealing with it well, and I wouldn't want to inflict something like that on anyone else.
I would’ve gone with Ro-buttocks personally 😂
There are always Reindeer Incidents. Like with Pintsize.
Did she ever finish Pintsize's - er - package?
Did he ever pay for the whole thing?
Could they get Bubs an invisibility cloak, she goes on a rampage, blame the Emu and leave behind flyers for the business? Seems legit.
Bubbles on a rampage wouldn't leave enough to repair. They'd sweep the remains into a ziplock bag.
Says it right here on Bubbles' report, "Diagnosis: Fractured Ass"
I would be interested in a third-bewb modification like in Total Recall (the good one).
Package deal - third boob AND third cheek. Gotta balance it out!
Yay for early strips at French hours! And Yay, too, could be in favor of those, I guess.
Aww they took cute pics and framed them. That's kinda adorables
#squee
Unfortunately, anyone who requests Faye's ass won't be in any condition to authorize payment... and that's assuming Bubbles retains her nonviolent outlook.
well, that's if you request her ACTUAL ass. I'll bet after-market body mods to emulate dat ass would be hot sellers, though!! "ma'am, we currently have 2 models for your consideration, the Faye and the Bubbles. our R&D team is currently hard at work on our next 2 soon-to-be-released butt emulations: the J-Lo and the May (with thighs that detach at the hip for the more adventurous body modification enthusiast)."
Those pictures on the wall! #squee
IKR! #squee!
Butts.
Someone's butt disease is flaring.
