Hanners Lore
Anh's dad would rent one for the summer
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Hold up a minute. Station being able to level cities doesn't really mean she doesn't need a body guard... Like that makes no sense. A tungsten rod fired from space would kill her, and, you know, anyone within a few miles of her.
Rods from God is an old tired concept. I’m positive Station could drop a frozen titanium teardrop onto pests if needed without collateral damage.
In some ways, Hannelore might be best equipped to understand Anh.
Rereading from the beginning, I just got to Padma's boob talk in bed. Good times, with bad times acoming https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2057
Such a cute scene 😚
This month's Employee of the Month is - this inanimate tungsten rod!
Green eyes from envy?
Now all I can think about is the Jimmy Dorsey Orchestra's "Green Eyes". Anh's are giving off 'cool and limpid' vibes in panel three.
And just like many people with a bodyguard, the bodyguard would fall in love with their protectorate. Even had a virtual romantic dinner, did Station! (Probably why Anh Dang Senior did not rent a virtual AI guardian for his daughter.) (Cue interlude of Station and Tilly watching the Microsoft Excel spreadsheet championships with Tilly wrapped in a cooling blanket.)
Sounds like a smutty VR romance sim waiting to happen. Someone alert Millefuille. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4168
Isn't Tungsten Rod a male stripper?
Given he's 50% tungsten, I'm guessing an AI stripper with a male-presenting chassis.
I mean, it takes a certain amount of time for a tungsten rod to make its way all the way through the atmosphere, they're not a second set of eyes... they're not a substitute for a bodyguard!
Wow, a Rods from God reference! Don’t see those every day.
That’s hilarious! Imagine something as cute as Winslow having a laser in its belly button or something. ;)
An AI companion with some kind of laser weapon? Ridiculous! The very idea! 😁
All of Station's railgun strikes are thus technically classified as "Friendly Fire". (as are the pizzas)
Does the station monitor Hanner's vital stats 24-7so it will know when to fire tungsten rods?
Pintsize's laser was supposed to go to Winslow...
I didn't expect a Rods from God reference in this comic. But maybe this is existing lore
Yep, it has been canonically established to be Hanners' preferred method of spider extermination. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2468
Maybe Winslow wears tactical pants?
Custom designed tactical pants with anti-pinching security measures. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3539
I mean, she *might* have secret bodyguards. Maybe she just hasn't spotted them. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2761
Smoke knights.
And, also, deliver pizzas.
Tungsten rods are my least favorite pizza topping.
Hanners, who has probably written "Station, don't beam me up, I'm taking a shi...."
1. "Rods From God". Or, in this case, Station. 2. Anh has green eyes in panel 3! Must be contagious! (but anh got better in panel 4)
I'm amused by the use of "friendly" and "rods from god" in the same sentence. "and you better hope they *stay* friendly..."
of course they're friendly to everyone! ... everyone who's left, anyway.
I wasn't aware Station had access to a Tonitrus Spear but fair enough
They are smart enough to improvise. And not bring it up in casual conversation.
oh the tungsten rods from space are such a harsh mistress
ISWYDT
I love them immensely
“Totally not flirting”. I do think the Aces have found a catalyst in this new improved Anh.
Matching eyes, that HAS to be bi flirting. For sure this time.
Are you talking about Anh's eyes in panel 3? Cuz I did not think that was a power bisexuals wielded. Fascinating!
Not accurately, but that wasn't part of the design requirements.
Yeah, Hanners, gosh. No need to flaunt it! Also, fyi, Anh seems to have green eyes in panel 3
I got one of those too!
Does it take requests? I can think of some targets.
inspired name today
Calling a tactical rod from god on your location
Did her eyes turn turquoise?
Are Anh's eyes supposed to be green in the 3rd panel?
Random green eyes on Anh in panel 3? Or just jealously imagining an AI hunk?
Her name is Anh, friend. The H goes at the end.
Ooh even Hanner's eye color is transporting!
Anh is part cuttlefish, and is mimicking her object of affection.
