It's Motherfucking Sniffle Time
Gundams over bros
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I would not dump my wife for a pilotable Gundam. But if she ever had to choose between me and an active, sentient Haro, I would not fault her in the slightest. Haros are Haros, man.
That’s it, someone needs to make Sniffle Time a real brand. Along with Crunchos - “Oh boy!”
And CHEESY POOFS! Hell YEAH I want Cheesy Poofs!
I would take the Gundam, is that really even a fair comparison?
That is perfectly reasonable and acceptable. Hey, if someone is gonna dump my sorry ass, I would appreciate it be for a 50-foot pilotable mecha.
I'm actually not sure that Marigold was correct in panel 3 there. I do think that she's probably underestimating just how difficult it probably is to keep up with Emily for more than a few hours!
I think you misspelt "minutes" there...
Okay so Dale was definitely rude but what he was ineffectually trying to say is the exact opposite of what Marigold thinks he said.
Indeed, and a substantial part of communication is giving your partner the benefit of the doubt, listening *harder* once it sounds like your partner is saying something horrible, because he probably isn't. That said, she did give him several opportunities to backtrack, which he obliviously blew past.
Can't help but wonder if Momo & May had traded places for this.
I'm wondering if they're holding a side conversation over the cellphone network trying to work out how to get Marigold and Dale into the same room.
My wife has come to terms with Gundams coming first
Now, if Emily WAS a Gundam, then we'd have a fair compromise that both sides could agree on
THREESOME!!!
Just once I would like to see Momo confuse her "comfort subroutines" with May's. "FUCKING FUCKERS!!! JUST FUCKING FUCK!!!"
I think that would be very unlikely for Momo, given that she seldom uses bad language. "COPULATING COPULATERS!!! JUST COPULATING COPULATE!!!"
I would love it if in this universe 'sniffle time' had become the de facto word for tissues instead of Kleenex. "Hey, my nose is running.. pass me a 'sniffle time', would you?" "I'm off to the store to get some milk and 'sniffle time'.
In this house a box of tissues is called a "sniffle box." Well.. It isn't, it's called a "snøfte boks" but that's because we mostly speak danish here in Denmark.
Merch idea: a tissue box cover with panel 1's "Sniffle Time" branding on it. I'd buy one.
Jeph. Jeph. JEPH.
You made Marigold cuter.
The Gundam is the more reliable choice, but I'm partial to Zakus.
"Sniffle Time, For All Your Sobbing Needs"
robos before bros
Meh Gundum, gimmie an evangelion.
Let's be honest, as hot as Dale is, a Gundam is the best choice!
Yay conflict resolved can we go back to Faybles please
no
Love the MTTS reference
Musical Theatre Tourette's Syndrome?
There is a bros before hoes joke somewhere here....
I fail to see where gardening tools fit into this.
Gunbros to be sure