Do Not Bring Her Dishonor
CRAB GIRLFRIEND
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Crab Girlfriend, also known as Bakemonogatari
Honeydeewwwwww!
Melons are fine and all, though personally I'm more fond of pear.
I'm more into pineapples and starfruit.
Prediction for next strip: Momo gives Marigold similar advice. Strip after that- they both go to each other's apartments and miss each other; Momo and May redirect them; hilarity ensues.
So ... quick question on AI bodies, are Momo and May's chassis hooked up to Wifi and are they coordinating their responses? Or has Winston just been doing a really good job as a counselor?
I REALLY don't think Momo want to have an open connection to May...
I used to use an art-gallery metaphor with an insecure girlfriend. I can go into a gallery and say "That's a lovely painting, I like that painting," but that doesn't mean I want to bring it home and hang it on my wall.
"I sometimes imagine having sex with that painting."
Is may implying that Marigold is 2 melons wearing a flesh suit because that's weird... Even for Melon... Or maybe it isnt
Here is the question for both Dale and Marigold: Is there anything to the two of you's relationship other than the sex?
That... is actually a reasonable question. I mean, there's anime and gaming as well, but that is not exactly a solid foundation for a relationship either.
Dea Jeph Jacques, Thank you for the Magical Love Gentlemen reference. It has been a while. <3
Just in case we forgot that it's May talking...
I want to watch the crab girlfriend anime
There is "My Girlfriend is a T-Rex" or "Monster Musume"
She's very sturdy
I used to use the word "substantial."
"IT AIN'T ABOUT FAIRNESS, IDIOT" yaaaaaass. Why is this so hard to understand? Choose your priorities, pick your battles, let shit go!
Obedience is a horrible foundation for a relationship.
The marketing dept really goofed with the tagline though: "Let's all go catch some crabs!"
It's the sort of error-by-translation that happens a lot in the animé and manga biz!
Juicy juicy melons
I am hoping against hope that this all goes well and those two knuckleheads end up having the world's best makeup sex. I'm still traumatised from the last proper breakup this comic had.
Haha I was browsing random strips the other day and got sucked into the storyline of May's first appearance, and her shouting "Damn, look at the cans on that one" is still one of the funniest moments of QC to me
Of course, I had to look this up. <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2509" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2509</a>
Someone should set up Crab Girlfriend and Magical Love Gentleman on a date. I bet they'd hit it off!
Wait, there are a couple of Melons? Not just one who lives with Arthur?
Don't say "it's all your fault" but don't go "it's all my fault" either. Both of those are fucked up. Just apologize for the thing that you did wrong. If she doesn't admit to her contribution of carelessness, then you might have a problem. But this is M we're talking about here. She's not some diva who needs to be worshiped and have a rug rolled out in front of her like those guys in Guardians Vol 2. AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT FRUIT! jesus!
May, always keeping it classy!
Crab Girlfriend and Princess Jellyfish just got conflated in my mind, now I can't separate them.
I want to play Crab Girlfriend dating sim.
Why does seeing May with a knife both scare and excite me? Asking for a friend.
Perhaps it's for the best that looks like the one used for suicide and should this makeup attempt fail it would be best to keep Dale from committing hara-kiri.
One of the Melons is sitting on the other one's shoulders and they are wearing a big trench coat
I...I want to play Crab Girlfriend...
she's just a crab in love she can't be held accountable for her actions (she's an ingenue)
Have your AI friend talk to my AI friend and we'll figure this out...
Why is May even allowed to hold a knife??
Cause it's hard for a fighter jet to hurt anyone with a knife, obviously
No May, no fruit. No, really. Comparison bad. The first panel was lovely. It went downhill again.
I forgot about Magical Love Gentleman!
Wow go May with the sincerity!!!!
classiest boob joke yet
Jeph's boob jokes are upper class humor compared to the butt jokes!
I don't think QC could handle more than one Melon.
oh hey a comic