By Court Order
fuckin fuck
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Yeahhhh thanks for that first panel, it can be really hard to get out of your own head with that, even when you know that it's there and it's shitty.
We all need a May in our lives occasionally to set us straight on things.
Balls on.
May is what the inside of my head sounds like. :D
Jeph. Please. I am begging you. If Marigold and Dale ever get married in the comic, *please* have May officiate the ceremony. It would be the greatest damn thing.
In her new 'plane body, just for extra surreality.
I'm anticipating that this will be a controversial strip. Meanwhile, I believe that Jeph has written Dale as every male in human history who has ever fallen into this trap.
Why controversial? Dale by his own admission has little romantic experience and just doesn't know how to take his partner's feelings into account in a sensitive moment. Simple learning moment. So long as he learns.
I can still fuck up a wedding real good from 1000 feet.
A helicopter can be impressively loud, hovering at 1000 feet ..
wtf did She do to be banned from the wedding? She's HELPING you dumbass..
Literally essentially everything else she's ever said or done in Dale's presence. To describe May as being potentially 'loudly and gleefully disruptive' is a great understatement.
Gonna take a lot more than that to heat Willis’ record
Totally unrelated - does anyone else think the the bobsledder Elana Myers looks kind of like Brun?
Yeah! Only happier.
Since the makeout hobo seems to have been removed from premises, May can take over as the relationship sage at Coffee of Doom. "What wisdom can you impart on us?" "FUCKING FUCK, YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!" "That's good advice!"
Quoting Pulp Fiction?
I wonder if May ever met The Dude?
Fuck, Jeph, I fuckin' love your fuckin' usage of the various fuckin' ways to use 'fuck' on this fuckin' comic. I fuckin' mean that, you talented fuck.
why does it feel like that first line should be “fucker” instead of dingus
You have to start off at least a little quiet to really get a proper crescendo effect, though.
"Little Miss Communication Skills" I'M SCREAMING
If it's any consolation May you can come to his funeral.
Eleven cussings. That's got to be the new high score.
Only an AI could say “congratufuckinlations” without tripping over her own tongue.
Nah, native New Yorkers put that word in the middle of other words all the time. "Unbefuckinglievable", for example. That stuff rolls trippingly off the Noo Yawkuh's tongue.
Serious shit! Dale turned off his glasses!
Panel 1 is especial great, that could be a t-shirt or something
I'd actually order one of those
Dale, I recommend a minimum of 10,000 feet
Better just make it 10,000 miles, to be absolutely sure.
May is on the money again. She should start charging for this.
"This may be the new record for most cusses in a QC strip." Why did I just hear Faye yell "Challenge accepted!"?
She would have said "Hold my beer" but she doesn't drink anymore
Ah, nothing like a good May-rant.
Can you imagine what May's toast would be at their wedding?
Thank you, May!
Everyone knows it'll be Dora as the flower girl! May will be Dale's Best Woman, obviously!
Actually, Emily will be the best woman but Mar is the one he got :P
Hey, she's blue... 'fuck' is her 'smurf'.
May would only agree to be part of a wedding if she got to be the lead fighter jet in a group that flew over the wedding at the perfect moment...
Dale and Marigold leaving the wedding in May the VTOL fighter jet, "JUST MARRIED" spraypainted on the tail.
1 AU, just to be safe.
Now it's time for May and Momo to fix things. And seriously Dale? She deserves to be the best man/woman/person/robot at your wedding considering that she was the whole reason that you two even got together in the first place.
She was also the reason those two were boning. And, if fate is kind, will be boning again.
I know you don't have time for this, but if May ever did a relationship advice column, I'd read that fuckin' thing religiously.
Actually she SHOULD do a relationship advice column as a bonus feature <3
Awww, but Dale, she'd look SO ADORABLE
Sorry, Dora has first dibs on being the flower girl at any of her employeee' weddings.
12 curses. I think Jeph is right on the record.
Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word