Lovers' Ed
Maybe a Wikihow
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One learns to tread lightly on certain subjects and to run everything through a "how could this go wrong for me" filter before responding to ANYTHING. It's worked so far. Almost 30 years with wife 1.0.
Is ANYONE here in a (relatively) normal relationship? After reading these comments (including my own), I'm beginning to wonder.
If everyone has that kind of relashionship, doesn't that make it a normal relashionship?
For a minute there I thought May's pants were really low cut and I was all "daaaaaaang", but then I realized that's just the seam where her legs attach to her torso 😖
1) I would have taken that class! 2) Jeph, I can't recall if we've ever seen Dale without his shades. What would we see if he removed them? Does he wear them because otherwise he would enthrall everyone who looks into his eyes?
Here he is with normal glasses: <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1680" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1680</a>
A FAQ? You mean a fuck FAQ?
A FUQ.
I miss Angus.
Wouldn't help - dating changes by individuals and over time.
That said, there are dating wikis out there, and there ARE dating classes. Since you don't hear a lot about them, you can guess just how good they are.
Far distant future possibility: Hannelore gets May a gig as the AI mind of an aircraft like a quinjet VTOL transport from the Avengers movies. Because she still wants to hang out with her friends, there is the occasional strip with a VTOL aircraft sitting in a parking lot with one of the characters sitting on it or in it, talking to May about how her new job is going.
Dale x May OTP, now that Marigold is gonna dump his ass
May would only be interested in Dale if he could be her pilot. Huh... suddenly realised that mobile suit/pilot shipping might be a thing...
Actually, if they offered classes like that, I think that we'd ALL take them. That said, if Dale didn't realise how flat-footed he sounded in his own recollections, then he needs them a lot worse than most!
May and Momo should take turns teaching the class
Strange that May should be reading a magazine in paper form, but if this was on a tablet we'd never get to see the title or the byline.
Bubbles prefers books, and so does Momo. I think it's the Android equivalent of enjoying a bubble bath with candles when a shower is the more efficient way to clean yourself.
'FIGHTER JET WEEKLY"
Just a reminder that not all synthetics aspire to be more human. Some have totally different self-identities!
Typical woman. Any excuse to put a man in the wrong.
Excuse you, May identifies as a fighter jet. Respect her self-identity!!
:( Poor dude. He has no idea. I pray he learns.
Fighter Jet Weekly, now incorporating Prolapse Monthly.
Ahh, May and her fighter-jet porn. Raowr.
It's been bugging me but I finally found it: <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2502" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2502</a>
Wikihow terrifies me
A 'How-to-Adult' for Post-Singularity Singles?
I'm married and I'd take the class...
I agree, Dale; I could use one too...
“Don’t do a crime to be a plane” — it’s the little things that bring me joy.
You made me zoom in, and now I am joyful too.
I gotta say that I'm very socially awkward, and might accidentally make similar mistakes as Dale did. But the second that I said them out loud, I would realized how extremely stupid I was being.
I kind of get the feeling it's dawning on him now.
Now it's time for May to teach Dale and Marigold the ways of the "hatefuck"
If only Jeph did Slipshine...
He's doing his best but his best is bad.
The story of my life, man.