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February 18, 2018

Let's Be Fair

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Comments (32)

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Unanimous D · February 19, 2018

For the record, it would be equally "not ok" if she said that to him right? ... <_>_>... right?

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Lorraine Clarke · February 20, 2018

Right! No, seriously, Jeph knows guys can get insecure too. You seem to be twisting this a bit.

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darklion · February 19, 2018

Insert foot firmly in mouth. Here, I can help.

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Kyle Jenkins · February 19, 2018

Dale nooooooo, you were the chosen one

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Will Weaver · February 19, 2018

Dale might be even more clueless than Faye or Marten...which is quite a feat.

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DashCat9 · February 18, 2018

Duuuuuuuuuude

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Clifton Royston · February 18, 2018

Dale: "Surely nobody could have foreseen this reaction." Everybody: "We all foresaw this, and stop calling me Shirley."

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Gangler · February 18, 2018

Honesty is fine and all, but maybe take a moment to compose your thoughts first.

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Cole Blackblood · February 18, 2018

"Because I still love you, not her." - Come on Dale, honesty with reaffirmation!

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Brent Catherman · February 18, 2018

I'm fairly clueless on these matters, but even I have enough wherewithal to know better. He's been with Marigold long enough to know she's got insecurities so while it's good to be honest he could've been more diplomatic in this situation.

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Reyn Goldfur · February 18, 2018

This is his first serious (if not first at all) relationship, though, so he's still prone to plenty of fuckups.

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Creede Lambard · February 18, 2018

This strip makes me think I could make a fortune, or at least provide a valuable public service, by transporting myself into the universe of QC and establishing the exclusive Clue distribution franchise. But then I'd probably starve in obscurity, because the characters who are most in need of Clue probably wouldn't be able to find one with both hands, a flashlight, a GPS, a copy of CLUE FINDING FOR DUMMIES and a big flashing neon sign that said FREE CLUES RIGHT HERE.

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BobC · February 18, 2018

Sigh. How about we just ship some flying Roombas. Can we do that?

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Ami · February 18, 2018

Can't ship what's already canon

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Ben Russell-Gough · February 18, 2018

Yeah, Dale is earning a long string of fails when it comes to 'reassuring banter'. Unfortunately, sometimes direct honesty is not the best policy.

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Jacob Crux · February 18, 2018

Direct honesty is the best, hands down. But there’s a way to approach it carefully and with the other person in mind. Dales intentions here are golden, but she already thinks he’s cheating/likes Emily, so he needed to quash that first then deal with the jealousy

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giacu · February 18, 2018

Meanwhile Hannelore Ellicot Chatam...

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P. Kirkendall · February 18, 2018

Haven't they been together through at least one time jump? How have these two idiots (who I love btw) lasted this long?

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bunnitos · February 18, 2018

*headdesk*

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Bagge · February 18, 2018

"Also, she scores higher than you in your favorite video game"

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Andrew · February 18, 2018

Mar, if you like her so much go out with her instead!

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Kevin · February 18, 2018

Your both idiots but after Momo and May talk to them the will forgive each other and make up sex is the best.

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Fart Captor · February 18, 2018

Okay, but I don't see how Momo and May having makeup sex will calm Marigold down any

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Scott Vogel · February 18, 2018

Jeph if you end their relationship over this so help me!

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Thomas Reiske · February 18, 2018

How else will Marigold start dating Emily?

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Kyle Major · February 18, 2018

Honest is the best. Wording is god damn important too. Forethought man

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drij · February 18, 2018

Ah, to be young and dumb again.

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Creede Lambard · February 18, 2018

I don't know about anybody else, but I've definitely moved beyond one of those.

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Samantha Yeaman · February 18, 2018

OHHHHHH nooooooooo, Dale. What have you done? What chaos have you unleashed?

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Nicholas Lopez · February 18, 2018

Marigold, Dale, you're both fucking this up. D:

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Cody Renton · February 18, 2018

This is the part where we cut back to Faye and Bubbles, right?

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Fart Captor · February 18, 2018

Surely we cut back to Emily at this point, right? I miss her already