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February 15, 2018

Marigold, Nooo

noooooo

Comments (42)

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Tholfbutt · February 16, 2018

I really hate this new art style. The characters look exactly the same as each other face-wise. There is no creativity behind the facial expressions anymore.

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Fart Captor · February 17, 2018

Is this poorly-executed sarcasm or just really half-assed trolling? All can tell for certain is that you aren't very good at it

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Brian · February 15, 2018

Run, Dale. Being in a relationship with someone who doesn’t communicate is a horrible place to be.

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Fart Captor · February 15, 2018

This is her first relationship. She's not doing it because she's unwilling to communicate, she just doesn't realize she's making this harder on herself

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Bryce Maryott · February 15, 2018

It's still your butt he wants to touch, you doof!

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Mark · February 15, 2018

Jeph's favourite character, folks. *sigh*

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Holly Nelson · February 15, 2018

Helps to add a headline so this isn't mistaken for spam. Here you go: “Achieving rental harmony with a secretive roommate”. Florian Frick, Kelsey Houston-Edwards, Frédéric Meunier. (Submitted on 23 Feb 2017 (v1), last revised 10 May 2017 (this version, v2)). Cornell University Library.

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dipique · February 15, 2018

Please tell me you didn't add an APA citation for a random link.

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Ben Russell-Gough · February 15, 2018

Aaand Dale wins this week's 'Oblivious' prize. Please report to Union Robotics to collect it from the previous holder!

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Joshua Brumley · February 16, 2018

I wouldn't say 'Oblivious'. He could just be a friendly guy who's definitely into his girlfriend and wouldn't knowingly cheat on Marigold, ever. Dale could've noticed and is either waiting for Marigold to come out with it or to get over it. Of course, this probably the first serious relationship either have had, so mistakes will be made.

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Bagge · February 15, 2018

Noooo, Marigold, focus on the presents!!!

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Joshua Thomas · February 15, 2018

Oh Dale, you haven't learned anything, have you....

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Ben Russell-Gough · February 15, 2018

He's learned that pulling your crush's pigtails by trying to humiliate her in WoW is not a good seduction technique. Beyond that...?

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Jeff Hartley · February 15, 2018

Marigold's question in panel 3 was a big flag that Dale missed. He probably has not done any dating sims.

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Paul Grodt · February 15, 2018

Conflict, yaaaay!

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Littleshiro-kun · February 15, 2018

Conflict, nuuuu!...I mean, conflict’s good, but, nuuuu!

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Diptych · February 15, 2018

This is Marigold's first relationship, yeah? So she doesn't have what you'd call a lot of emotional experience.

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Grace Serenity · February 15, 2018

It's Dale's, too

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AlexisLeBluer · February 15, 2018

If anything, we'd get a twist and Momo finds Sven again.

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BobC · February 15, 2018

Sigh. Hanners is stable and off exploring. Pintsize is beyond redemption. Marigold is the most obvious arc for character development. But, damn. It looks to be a long while before I'll have anything to ship.

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Andrew · February 15, 2018

It hasn’t been THAT long since we’ve had a Faybles strip has it? :)

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Brendan Jones · February 15, 2018

Cue Marigold being quiet and anxious, Dale being confused, and May and Momo having to team up to cut through the tension via a medium of a road trip with a truck full of performing seals.

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KCkittysnores · February 15, 2018

Team May and Momo!

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Fart Captor · February 15, 2018

SOME good totally CAN come of this if it leads to more strips with Emily in them. But other than that, this is bad. If she were blowing up about it, then at least Dale would know what was wrong :(

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MikeT · February 15, 2018

Ah, nerd relationships #nostalgia

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Czarzhan · February 15, 2018

Dale: Wait a minute, I know where you're going with this. Look, I like Emily a lot, but I'm not willing to share you with her, and I'm not comfortable with the idea of you hooking up with her.

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Czarzhan · February 15, 2018

Nope, just a connoisseur of the absurd. :)

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Samantha Yeaman · February 15, 2018

Dale has no idea how to handle insecure women. He should have spent more time playing dating sims as well as WoW. Then he'd be ready for this moment.

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Grace Serenity · February 15, 2018

Unless Marigold turns into a match-3 puzzle, I don't think those would have helped, either

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Chuck Dee · February 15, 2018

In my experience, you don't answer that last question with facts. You answer it with a non-enthusiastic answer, like "eh, I guess so. haven't really looked at her like that... just as a friend."

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Kyle Jenkins · February 15, 2018

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, don't internalize the doubts Marigold. It never ends well.

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JD · February 15, 2018

Personally, I'm not really a fan of this storyline, but I admit that it's pretty realistic. I mean, Dale works exclusively with pretty women, and Marigold has been known to have self esteem issues. She was bound to eventually get irrationally paranoid about him cheating on her with someone there.

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Andrew · February 15, 2018

His glasses should be flashing red with a warning at this point!

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David Paul · February 15, 2018

Which should also transmit a signal to Momo. Her <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1573" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">social protocol database</a> would be raising all sorts of red flags, as well...

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Andrew · February 15, 2018

Rule #74: THERE'S ALWAYS A REASON.

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Grace Serenity · February 15, 2018

Marigold, honey, you need to talk this stuff out!

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SpazzyC · February 15, 2018

Probably not a fight. But brooding fear and resentment.

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JD · February 15, 2018

That's worse

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Nicholas Lopez · February 15, 2018

Marigold and Dale's first fight is about to happen.

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JD · February 15, 2018

Well it would be their first fight as a couple. Before they started dating, all they did was fight.

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Will Weaver · February 15, 2018

Marigold, noooooo...wait, crap.

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Jeffrey Powell · February 15, 2018

Mmm early comic