May Is Helping
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I snorted
I'm going to be thinking about May's AU for a long time
Oh I havent laughed that hard in ages! Nice one Jeph 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fascinating to learn that AIs have "numbers" for contacting each other. How does that work, exactly? 🤔 I'm not sure what I thought the system was, mind you - some kind of universal instant messaging, I guess - but it's weird to think that AIs would have a mobile network provider xD For their... brains?
Or maybe Momo was speaking metaphorically, but it would still be an interesting question as to how AIs interface with the humans who *are* restricted to mobile networks and messaging apps.
Slightly random but- does anyone know which was the strip with Liz and the panel of terrible ao3 tags for erotica sci fi? ETA Found it! 5335 I think - it turned out that "aer lingus" was the term to find it :)
I am old and boring and don't often lol , but YEAH! B^>
I love May so much. My favorite vulgar ai based on your friend Karla.
It wasn't a cop, it was a dolphin
The nannybot has hidden my very well judged May/Sven comedy skit comment and I am disgruntled.
May is trying to get a rise out of Momo so she actually goes and acts on her feelings instead of just rotting away, I think.
It's been *minutes*, I don't think we're into rotting away territory just yet :)
Is the photo Momo in her Mitsubishi PX-3500 (mid-sized Momo) chassis?
OK I realize the following is not the actual point of the comic, but: actual cat or stuffie?
Almost 99% sure that's a dog plushie and if I had to guess it's either a Pomeranian or a West Highland White Terrier
Jeph you are unhinged, and that is why we love you.
Her room is cute.
May is so horrible I love her
That fantastic good friend banter. I love it.
Momo doesn't know that May just described Jimbo's actual weddin'. (May can also describe the divorce which was 3 days later, but there's an NDA coverin' that.)
Imagine the book reviews getting slammed if people knew about the divorce…!
New song: the bots and the me’s aka charging my lady
She thinks she's funny. And to everyone but Momo, she is.
Keeping secrets In the darkness, Telling no one That you often Yell into your PILLOW
May has run amok, but Momo can always count on Kitty Pillow.
It's so cute! Though I'd say it's more of a plush 🤔
This is the Cyrano I have been waiting for.
This is just an average American wedding
I haven't watched the whole move and I don't even know the name but as Will Ferrel said: "soupkitchen"
May is helping … to a certain definition of “helping”.
We could all use a helper like May
"18 Wheels and 18 Squeals" by Sven will be a huge hit.
I like to think each text was a reference to a different one of Sven's songs that Momo pretends not to listen to.
Kitty Pillow is a stalwart, loyal friend.
Quietly watching, Kitty Pillow thinks you are highly huggable.
I wonder if the new custom emojis come complementary with the chassis upgrade, or if they have to get those updated separately. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3687
I completely forgot about the pink-haired dickroomba line :D That's the level of comeback Momo needs for May
Since May has two holes, I wonder if she can convert food to energon like the Maximals. BTW, rest in peace, Peter Cullen.
I thought May had a human-standard number of holes...
Look, it’s a classic mentor/student trick taught to distinguish between love & lust. May is real good at it. I’m impressed. I bet May could be the new Dr. Ruth.
Wait… please explain. I know May is street wise… but I don’t know if May would be this intuitive.
The cop was consenting.
The cop was also snacking on the evidence.
Momo's denial and May's refusal to accept denial for an answer are both very relatable. This is basically my house.
"Darely beloved! I cain't wait ta see you agin, es'pacely in them tight jeans of yours!"
"If anyone objects, you shoulda got your two cents in before the bride and groom started down the home stretch! Everyone's already here, and I get paid whether they say 'I do', but this is none of your bidness."
Given all these non-anthroPCs around, Sven might be marrying a truck instead...
I suspect Sven would go after a keitora because all the American trucks are either turning into oversized cars, SUVs, or 1993 Lara Croft’s bosom.
I have a friend who "helps" like May does.
With friends like this… Good luck Momo. You’re gonna need it.
May needs to remember how she handled Dale in a similar situation. And Momo needs to remember how she handled Marigold, lol: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1651
This has been on Momo’s mind for a long time! https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1658
I swear her humor's modeled after people like me.
True gas station romances
And they didn't have to go anywhere for the flowers!
So that's May's preferred cruising beat yeah? Never picked her for a trucker widow
She spent time working in a convenience store. She's SEEN things!
Sven writes a song about the coffee incident but won't release it without Momo's permission. She goes over to hear it.
may invites herself along as wingman
There isn't really a main course it's just beef jerky, a variety of different kinds of potato chips and gas station pastries from Little Dolly
Have Momo's eyes always been that red?
Only when she’s ready to electrocute someone. And that one time she was ready to beat up on Pintsize.
I can totally see there being a condom dispenser (must use five quarters) in the women’s bathroom and maxi pads dispenser in the men’s bathroom at Sven & May’s wedding. And a pickle fountain as part of the reception buffet.
Avoid the watermelon at the buffet. Just trust me on this one.
The pillow gives a clown smile vibe.
Wait, doesn't everyone jack off cops to get out of tickets? That and they always eat donuts are the two most accurate stereotypes, right?
May is the best!
I missed May.
Barry time
I'm giggling
I love that Momo has a stuffed animal.
Seen one trucker wedding, seen them all. It's the caps I can't stand.
May is VERY helpful here. :)
I feel we need that wedding as a bonus comic
So Sven would be marrying a character from one of his songs?
or Jimbo- wait didn't Jimbo get married at some point
That's starting to sound like one of Sven's terrible hit songs.
Also, Barry's the best man? I didn't think Sven even knew him!
May's KINDA like me when I message my friends. Sorta. Depending on the friend.
Wedding gift of extra shower tokens
Ah the classic "bridal shower" tradition...
May is writing Fanfiction at this point
Jimbo fanfic!!