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August 31, 2026

Woomy

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Boots McGoot Β· September 2, 2026

ok so absurdly weird flex but i have a scrap of fabric from a sofa douglas adams sat on at a house party. i am a big enough nerd to care about this, you do not have to be

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Maarten Daalder Β· September 1, 2026

Funny coincidence, this page was published publicly on a Tuesday. πŸ˜…

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Candace Griffin-Campbell Β· September 1, 2026

Uh...

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legobil Β· September 1, 2026

Yeah, thats what Marten said! Today!

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Ísabel Pirsic · August 31, 2026

An Emily-induced EMPWoom ?

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Skepticaemia Β· August 31, 2026

Now we are all WOOM riders.

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Stephen Wells Β· August 31, 2026

Horologia's research succeeded, so the universe rebooted to its last known good state.

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Charles Hirst Β· August 31, 2026

Just before the Big Bang!

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Mavakor Β· August 31, 2026

I like that he’s getting the goblin up to speed on QC lore

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Call me Ishmael Β· August 31, 2026

Steve has his flash-bang story, Marten has his head-butt and barf story. But I don't think Marten is flirting.

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Asmodea Β· August 31, 2026

Dubstep radiation

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Ye Olde Phart Β· August 31, 2026

Alice harbinger vibes intensify...

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Azrux Β· August 31, 2026

Oh what fresh hell is this

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Simon Green Β· August 31, 2026

Top. Men.

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Matthew Reiter Β· August 31, 2026

Get a woom, you two!

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Elyse M. Grasso Β· August 31, 2026

Should it be worrying that part of the WOOM is red shifted and part is blue shifted?

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Stephen Wells Β· August 31, 2026

Normal for tachyon discharge, probably.

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Γ¦mbΙ™r Β· August 31, 2026

QC pivots into a split reality dystopian alternative universe instead of a romcom slice of life

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David Paul Β· August 31, 2026

If their universe and our universe are merging, there'll be chaos! Possibly even more than is already happening!

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Logibear Β· August 31, 2026

Wild that QC ended with all the MC's getting hypercancer.

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eddi_TBH Β· August 31, 2026

Somebody hit the Reality Reset button.

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Mark Eichin Β· August 31, 2026

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=185 ("There. Is. No. God.") and maybe https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=927 ("Why do they always aim for me?")

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Sean Laverty Β· August 31, 2026

That is more than a little cryptic. We need intel. This "woom" needs a view. ;P

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Mad Marie Β· August 31, 2026

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single town in possession of a good Librarian, must be in want of a woom.

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ValdVin Β· August 31, 2026

Jeph really opens up the toolkit when drawing explosions. I hope he enjoys them as much as I do. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3903

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Hugh Eckert Β· August 31, 2026

MY CEILING!

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Yonatan Zunger Β· August 31, 2026

I'm just saying that as a former physicist, and one who's taught things like rad safety and nuclear weapon design, that color of WOOM is extremely alarming.

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Stephen Wells Β· August 31, 2026

Paging Dr Cerenkov, Dr Cerenkov to the qzwkx courtesy phone...

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Sleepy John Β· August 31, 2026

if it ain't one thing, it's a WOOM.

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5099 5618 v2.0 Β· August 31, 2026

...Yay? Is that you?

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Mark Eichin Β· August 31, 2026

Oooh, is this where we learn that yay's "consolidating to one body" trick isn't as stable as they thought? (thus the spectrum, each of them is a different shade now)

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Joseph Bonnar Β· August 31, 2026

Cubetown is NOT supposed to do this crap until TUESDAY!

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Will Weaver Β· August 31, 2026

Woom

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kupo Β· August 31, 2026

Newscaster: "Those closer to The Event also recall hearing the ding of the microwave."

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ValdVin Β· August 31, 2026

Is someone making Iffy Pop in the microwave again?

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BobC Β· August 31, 2026

The Director really needs to watch their fiber intake.

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Mark Eichin Β· August 31, 2026

They're the same distance from northampton as before, but straight up. (The dome is closed, and the director is clinging to the bottom and very upset.)

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Mark Eichin Β· August 31, 2026

Oooh, I hadn't seen this news yet: BC is an entirely different part of Canada, but it *is* Canada, so: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/floating-island-williston-lake-bc-9.7324586

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Dissociated Women Incorporated Β· August 31, 2026

This seems unwise, Marten’s coffee shop is not rated for warp speeds.

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Bookbeard Β· August 31, 2026

It is extremely ill advised to attempt to reach superluminal speeds in a coffee shop that isn't equipped with cadmium espresso tampers. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5806

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Sean Kinlin Β· August 31, 2026

It's a concert by Negativland.

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William Cole Β· August 31, 2026

That's the letter U and the number 2.

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Lyman Green Β· August 31, 2026

I saw it and immediately thought "A Woom a way a woom a way" because I was listening to folk music last night.

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Sean Kinlin Β· August 31, 2026

🎡 In the Cubetown, the mighty Cubetown The lion wooms tonight! In the Cubetown, the flighty Cubetown They made some corbomite!

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Bookbeard Β· August 31, 2026

They just got sucked into the evil mirror universe. Everything is exactly the same except that Emily has a goatee and Steve only eats pancakes.

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OBBWG Β· August 31, 2026

In the Evil Mirror Universe, will Hanners initiate her five-year plan? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2443 Or will it be her clone? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1662

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Steve McSheffrey Β· August 31, 2026

Things like this shouldn't get explanations. It's just background noise with how eclectic they all are.

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Elf Sternberg Β· August 31, 2026

And a bit jaded by it all.

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Zig Justice Β· August 31, 2026

Is someone messing around with polonium bending again?

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Mad Marie Β· August 31, 2026

Avatar: The Last Poloniumbender

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Maurice Kessler Β· August 31, 2026

Data just activated the Ikonian teleporter.

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SpookyPenguin Β· August 31, 2026

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

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John Β· August 31, 2026

Phase shift of the fundamental fields of matter... And it was scheduled for Tuesday.

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Eric Sieck Β· August 31, 2026

Think Jeph planned this being the Tuesday comic or was it just a fun coincidence?

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Timothy Roller Β· August 31, 2026

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

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Joe Crow - Words & Pictures Β· August 31, 2026

They’re paying’ us in WOOMS!

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Clifton Royston Β· August 31, 2026

Uh-oh, Emily and Horologia joined forces and attempted to defeat Entropy and Time together.

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Rich Holmes Β· August 31, 2026

Welcome to Coffee Of Woom

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R L Β· August 31, 2026

Who played with the warp field generator. AGAIN.

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Brendan Luster Β· August 31, 2026

It has been 0 days since there was a warp accident

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MikeT Β· August 31, 2026

The coffee is now coffee liquor

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games Β· August 31, 2026

It’s the dubstep barbershop quartet! Run!

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David Β· August 31, 2026

If only we could have seen it better, it would have been a woom with a view!

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John Clary Β· August 31, 2026

Hiss!

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Summer Β· August 31, 2026

Woom upside down is Woom

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William Cole Β· August 31, 2026

WOOM inside out is OMWO

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Tamara Macadam Β· August 31, 2026

um

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Jack Foy Β· August 31, 2026

"Professor, the facepalmer! It's overloading! It's gonna --"

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Andrea Andrew Β· August 31, 2026

It’s Sunday, Liz. Or Monday. Cats hate Monday

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Bookbeard Β· August 31, 2026

To determine with certainty which it is we would need to know if there is lasagna.

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Jon Β· August 31, 2026

wait, woomY? ...did someone just phase in the splatoon universe

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Scooter Β· August 31, 2026

Veemo

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Steve DeGroof Β· August 31, 2026

Fun fact: If you rotate WOOM 180Β°, it still spells WOOM. Useful if gravity fails and there's no up. Also, yes, I have a custom-built keypad attached to my laptop that contains a degree symbol key, for precisely this sort of situation. They happen more often than you'd think.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games Β· August 31, 2026

The same is true for β€œWOOP dOOM”

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Andrew Diseker Β· August 31, 2026

woom with a view

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ValdVin Β· August 31, 2026

Beeps warned them. "We need one more containment layer at the sex toy testing ground!" But did they listen? Nooooooooooooooooo! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4542

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William Cole Β· August 31, 2026

They should have put that bullet vibe in the cyclotron.

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Sorastro Β· August 31, 2026

"Did you experience an aroma of fudge?" - Agent from Warehouse 13... Probably

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Brendan Luster Β· August 31, 2026

I find Thursday's a bit of a lay in the mud as well

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Clifton Royston Β· August 31, 2026

ICWYDT

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John Seiler Β· August 31, 2026

Tomorrow’s comic is gonna be them pointing at each other and this is going to be a Freaky Friday.

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Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon Β· August 31, 2026

HHGTTG reference detected

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Brendan Luster Β· August 31, 2026

grab your towel!

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Miyaa Β· August 31, 2026

This Tuesday is the beginning of September, so it’s probably Canada shifting into winter/hockey/curling/pumpkin spice timbits modes.

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Eric Sieck Β· August 31, 2026

Getting into soup mode

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Scott Haley Β· August 31, 2026

If they keep messing with the fabric of space/time, it's going to make the coffee taste funny.

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William Burns Β· August 31, 2026

Or add weird random extraneous spaces in sentences!

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Aerin Moriarty Β· August 31, 2026

Oh i cant wait to see the explanation for this

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Dagothur98 Β· August 31, 2026

They just phased in another alternate universe

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Eric Christian Berg Β· August 31, 2026

Or they've been in a simulation THE WHOLE TIME!

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Andrew Mitchell Β· August 31, 2026

Woom the hell just happened?!? I NEED this explained!

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William Burns Β· August 31, 2026

β„‘ 𝔰𝔲𝔰𝔭𝔒𝔠𝔱 𝔱π”₯𝔒 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔭 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 π”ͺ𝔬𝔳𝔒 𝔬𝔫 π”žπ”«π”‘ 𝔫𝔬𝔱 π”ͺ𝔒𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔦𝔱 π”žπ”€π”žπ”¦π”«.

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Grace Serenity Β· August 31, 2026

The cyberpunk cohort is getting close to completing their project!

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Eric Christian Berg Β· August 31, 2026

I'm having flashbacks to the TV show Eureka.

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Thorny Rose Β· August 31, 2026

At some point that miniature sun is gonna isekai itself right into Cubetown.

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Fart Captor Β· August 31, 2026

I'll bet they've unleashed some kinda forcefem radiation

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Irene Knapp Β· August 31, 2026

we have to admit, this is our hope about everything

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Rachel Henry Β· August 31, 2026

Oh no. This is either a crazy rave or time travel.

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Brendan Luster Β· August 31, 2026

porque no los dos?

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Dream Pirate Burger Bubbleguts Β· August 31, 2026

wuh oh

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Jason Wotzko Β· August 31, 2026

A faint impression of Emily?

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fizzlefist Β· August 31, 2026

Woomy

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Sorastro Β· August 31, 2026

There's no call for such colorful language