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August 11, 2026

Invitation Refused

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Comments (85)

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Nathaniel Tagg · August 11, 2026

Truth and Beauty are better choices that Top and Bottom, which would put an entirely different cast on all the dark paraphernalia in the club.

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CaseyAEC · August 11, 2026

Truth and Beauty are dark, melancholy, goth, and vaguely threatening. Violence and Regret are bright, cheerful, colorful and often charming.

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Raymond Dannelly · August 11, 2026

....*I* think the robes are already cute.

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David Neale-Lorello · August 11, 2026

💔 Anxiety can be a brutal thing.

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Daniel J. Hogan (danieljhogan) · August 11, 2026

There must be a way to have cute spooky robes. 🤔

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Chris Crowther · August 11, 2026

Where is Charm? Or would that be Liz, if she'd agreed?

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Ursus Ridens · August 12, 2026

Charm is out drinking with Top and Bottom.

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Bookbeard · August 11, 2026

They were supposed to be named Ruth and Betty, but there was a typo. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5552

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Elizabeth Bear · August 11, 2026

"Euclid alone has looked on Beauty bare."

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Dean Reilly · August 11, 2026

Euclid is the name of her cat.

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OldGoat · August 11, 2026

Real names of craft/coven names? If the latter, what' Emile's?

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enchantedsleeper · August 11, 2026

In which Emily discovers that friendship with Liz might be an uphill battle 😅 Emily's nothing if not persistent, though xD

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ShimmyBean · August 11, 2026

The text bubbles imply one robot and one human... interesting. Mathematically found family. 💖

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Joseph Bonnar · August 11, 2026

Is there in truth no beauty?

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Joseph Bonnar · August 11, 2026

(I can't believe nobody in group mentioned that Star Trek reference.)

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Nulgar · August 11, 2026

This location change means we won't be hearing from Momo or Sven again for 3000 strips, and then it is mentioned off-hand that the two have moved away, leaving the comic forever. :P

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Skepticaemia · August 11, 2026

They are in a polycule with Tortura since she broke up with Steve.

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Lightsabr2 · August 11, 2026

Interesting... one AI and one human.

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Clifton Royston · August 11, 2026

If Beauty is Truth, and Truth is Beauty, as Keats informs us, then things must get frightfully confusing every morning when the sisters are trying to get through their morning routines, let alone when they go to bed.

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CaseyAEC · August 11, 2026

Multiply embodied AIs have been shown to exist. Penumbra Calculus seems a dark secretive place such an entity could reasonable hide. That, and the Cubetown Director already knows about Yay.

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Rachel Henry · August 11, 2026

LIZ! GIVE PEOPLE A CHANCE TO LIKE YOU-YOU ANIXOUS GREMLIN!

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Captain Button · August 11, 2026

If she changes her mind, Emily is first in line...

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Bookbeard · August 11, 2026

The Punumbral Calculus group and the Occult Sciences department absolutely HATE each other ever since that argument about who gets to use the main lecture hall on the solstice. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5630

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æmbər · August 11, 2026

CAVES OF QUD MENTIONED. also personally i think their robes are quite cute

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Drazi · August 11, 2026

Aww, i thought this was Pain and Agony's scene.

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Lőrinc Del Motte · August 11, 2026

Are they actual sisters, or are they just using it as a formal title, like in a sororal organization?

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Bookbeard · August 11, 2026

Both. And they are both nuns. Also they are both actually named "Sister". Slight difference in pronunciation.

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Jose Alfredo Villalobos · August 11, 2026

Once again the kris knife makes an appearance.

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Rawrisaur · August 11, 2026

Damn it Liz, don’t deny the smol x tol companionship.

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Carl Fink · August 11, 2026

Did you notice the word balloons? Truth is organic and Beauty is an AI (or vice versa). Yet, somehow, they are identical? (Is that a kris on the wall behind them? Why?)

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Elf Sternberg · August 11, 2026

Truth requested Beauty be built, and the Director agreed it would be a good idea. We may never know why.

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Melissa Wilson · August 11, 2026

Somebody call Marten and ask him to start making hot cocoa…

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Hawkeye · August 11, 2026

Huh. That’s what was missing from my college experience. Doing mathematics while wearing spooky robes.

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sjlxndr · August 11, 2026

lol. the last thing i read before coming here was SMBC's patreon post, which said, and this is a straight copy paste, "The only thing more overrated than truth is beauty."

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Bookbeard · August 11, 2026

Well that's just rude. Someone needs to tell Zach that Truth and Beauty are doing their best, geez!

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BobC · August 11, 2026

Yet Emily has no robe. I question her membership status!

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · August 11, 2026

she's just lunching with them

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Mad Marie · August 11, 2026

The Umbral Calculus Club has even spookier robes.

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Summer · August 11, 2026

Sam and Emmett would just die to go.

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Doug DeJulio · August 11, 2026

He wasn't an esoteric mathematician, but this *does* remind me of the O.T.O. lodge I once joined with a physicist. He'd talk about hermeticism and Feynman diagrams in the same conversations.

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Charles Hirst · August 11, 2026

Reminds me of a practice science exam that I answered using fire/air/water/earth and phlogiston theory - it was before Junior Certificate - I passed!

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Claudia D. · August 11, 2026

Twin Mathematicians! I LOVE it!

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William Cole · August 11, 2026

'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,' - that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

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Mark Eichin · August 11, 2026

(I don't *think* we're getting a dresden codak crossover, but it's at least a hint that it could work :-)

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Matt Grayson · August 11, 2026

Oh, it would totally work. It must be made to happen!

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Mark Eichin · August 11, 2026

I guess we already have strange and charm...

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NinjaZaku · August 11, 2026

Damn it, Liz...

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Mark Eichin · August 11, 2026

Maybe try more chanting? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3349

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Tamara Macadam · August 11, 2026

can confirm that this is what mathematicians are like

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Elf Sternberg · August 11, 2026

Hah. My mathematics teacher for "Calculi of Computer Science" (and if it's not dismaying to learn that, after all the hard work of learning calculus, you then learn there are multiple versions of it, well, this class is for you) told us you need a ritual "to tell your brain you're going to do math. Have a specific variety of tea, have a set of slippers you only wear when you're reading a paper, draw a pentagram on the floor in espresso powder to summon the demons of math, whatever it takes."

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Jon Wilson · August 11, 2026

They're quarks!

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Charles Hirst · August 11, 2026

Quarks have colour - or is that just spin?

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Sammitch · August 11, 2026

Gremlin Mode: Surprise Activation! [everybody disliked that]

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Green · August 11, 2026

I still love it so much that Emily's returned, and I especially love that she's slotted into Liz's new found-family as a Big Sister Friend so perfectly ☺️

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Ford Maverick · August 11, 2026

The spooky robes are ALWAYS a good choice.

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Shannon Woodbury · August 11, 2026

Dark truth... Dark beauty..... How is that NOT Liz's vibe?? She's a Goth without the eye liner!

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JD · August 11, 2026

For the love of god Liz

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Vilinda · August 11, 2026

I like the spooky robes!

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William Cole · August 11, 2026

It'd be a selling point for ME!

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Miyaa · August 11, 2026

Okay so is there a rivalry between Truth & Beauty and Violence & Regret?

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Bookbeard · August 11, 2026

Yes, a deep, bitter rivalry. At their last encounter they clashed with such ferocity that the fourth quadrant was leveled and the entire island came perilously close to sinking into the sea. The Director banned them from ever playing Candy Land again.

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Crushbot (security*) · August 11, 2026

CRUSHBOT WOULD LIKE TO TAKE PART IN THE PENUMBRAL CALCULUS WORKING GROUP. SIZE FOR THE ROBE WOULD BE XXXXXXXXXL.

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Nulgar · August 11, 2026

oh, did you lose weight?

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 11, 2026

And user blocked.

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Timothy Roller · August 11, 2026

But I was supposed to go to Toshi to pick up some power converters!

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ValdVin · August 11, 2026

Are there also Penumbral Calculus members named Freedom and Love?

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Bookbeard · August 11, 2026

Yes, but nobody takes them seriously. Their robes are too cute.

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Michael Steamweed · August 11, 2026

Suddenly Raven and Dora feel twitchy, like they want to be somewhere, but wouldn't understand the equations.

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Daryl Sawyer · August 11, 2026

Raven might.

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Andrew Denton · August 11, 2026

It's gremlins all the way down!

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Sorastro · August 11, 2026

Gremlins 3: Everyone, Everywhere, all at once.

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voyager-ngc5195 · August 11, 2026

She's doing it again. She's doing it again! Goddamnit Elizabeth!

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Dee · August 11, 2026

trying to appeal to her by saying the people are "super nice" is like telling Dr Banner "c'mon, there'll be puppies and ponies, how bad could it get?"

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Elf Sternberg · August 11, 2026

.... and then you head down the rabbit hole: https://wiki.cavesofqud.com/wiki/On_the_Origins_and_Nature_of_the_Dark_Calculus

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strngbirdx@gmail.com · August 11, 2026

Unfortunately, this is the system used to prove the existence of dark matter.

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Danny Beans · August 11, 2026

The significant owl hoots in the night.

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David Paul · August 11, 2026

Yet many grey lords go sadly to the masterless men.

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John · August 11, 2026

Liz, self sabotaging herself marvelously!

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Michael Steamweed · August 11, 2026

She doesn't want to join any group that would have her as a member. :P

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Brian Why · August 11, 2026

Yesssss the spoooooky robesss!

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The Fire Piper · August 11, 2026

Nooo, back to the shiiiiip!

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Luis Demétrio · August 11, 2026

So we're just gonna ignore this hate crime huh?

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JMK · August 11, 2026

I love them. Do they sell droids from a moving city?

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Nathan Kinsey · August 11, 2026

Love and drink, water brother

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Sparky · August 11, 2026

Yahoo!